This week, it’s worth doing:
Kentucky (+5.5) at Florida (7:00, ESPN)
This game is always fun, this line is an overreaction to Week 1. Wager accordingly.
SillyCuse (-23) at UConn (7:00, CBSSN)
Clubhouse Derby! And a resurrection of one of the 1980s greatest rivalries. Just in a sport that neither school much cares about.
Southern Cal (-9) at Stanford (7:30, ABC)
Can the Trees stand in the way of the mighty Troi Boiz hype machine? DUH, it is literally what trees do best.
Baylor (+3) at BYU (10:15, ESPN)
Baptists! Mormons! WHO YA GOT??
Oregon State (pick ’em) at Fresno State (10:30, CBSSN)
Man, the Tweaker Fixture window is awfully strong – and late off-kicking – this week. Fantastic matchup, love how Niiiiiiiice Beaver schedules.
Mississippi State (-10.5) at Arizona (11:00, FS1)
BEAR DOWN FOAR Midterms looked at least cromulent Week 1, and they look to keep things rolling against a surely circadian rhythm confused Cowbells side. I’d buy Mildcats moneyline here, there’s good value. And thank God it’s a dry 110 degrees, eh?
Let’s Go! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpA3NVafsdo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9Q8t7I-e7I
Ready for the “Amazing Journey” folks?
Man, this blows. We needed this win. We now have to go play USC next week, which I expect to be an ass whooping. Guess we are starting 1-2 after next week. Oh well.
SHA’NKLOR scoffs at these pagan schools and their mortal kicker-types.
This fucking kicker.
This Fresno State game is the best game since the upsets we saw this morning.
This is a super weird redemption arc, especially considering what happens shortly after
It’s almost like people just accept he’s a shithead and are okay with it.
This one is the most half-assed Islam conversion story though, he wears the hat I guess?
I think it was the scene in The Hangover and The Mike Tyson Mysteries on Adult Swim that put him over with a younger generation that didn’t hear about the bad stuff from the 80’s/90’s. Sometimes it is all about marketing.
Do you think Bush smoked any of the crack that got confiscated?
Why bother when he could just go down to the “Truman Cocaine Lounge”?
Why bother when he could just go down to the “Truman C*caine Lounge”?
Why bother when he could just go down to the “Truman C*caine Lounge”?
Ghaaaaaa. Sorry folks.
No worries. Don’t know why it wasn’t approved in the first place.
Fuck yeah iu,
Through two games, the Iowa Hawkeyes have scored a total of 14 points, and have kicked 16 punts.
GOOD OL FASHUNED FOOBAWL
Evening.
Sup.
Hiya.
Haven’t seen Lincoln this stunned by a Southerner since Our American Cousin came out for the second act.
Sic semper tygeorgia?
…and here come the corn husks!
I am sure they will take this loss well.
When was the last time Nebraska was relevant on the CFB landscape?
the last time ND was underrated by the media?
Oh wow, Nebraska’s going to choke this away like an half-popped kernel.
Hold my beer! – Clay H., Statesboro, GA
Hey, remember when I was bitching about IU football losing at halftime?
I swear to God if IU finds a way to screw this up I’m gonna kick a puppy
Can this Nebraska game just get off the air?