Your Sunday Morning NFL Football in London Open Thread

It’s not just you experiencing deja vu and drinking a tasty Bloody Mary. (hopefully) It seems to me that very recently we were dragging our buttocks out of our comfy beds and plopping down in front of our tv’s to watch breakfast football. Weird.

To The Game!

Packers/Giants:

-The Giants passed for all of 82 yards last week- (vs. the frickin’ Bears, of all teams!) their air game is uglier than The Big Book of British Smiles, for sure.

-And really, what would your team do with a wr corps of David Sills, Richie James, Darius Slayton and practice squad callup Marcus Johnson?

-The good news is that Saquon leads the league in rushing and the Packers, despite giving up only 69 (shutup!) points to date, let the Pats run for 167 yards and gave up 122 to Montgomery. Gotta love it when the opposing team’s glaring weakness is right in your wheelhouse.

-That said, both these teams are 3-1 but it doesn’t seem as though they are alike at all.

-Good News Everyone! The Giants (2-0) are undefeated in London.

-Though the Giants D has done well exerting pressure, they’ve yet to get their hands on an interception.

-Is Lazard efficient/effective? Well, of his 12 catches this year, 11 have resulted in first downs or touchdowns. A marked contrast to the dropped balls that have been a feature of Doubs (though he has caught a TD in back-to-back tilts) and Watkins’ games.

-Perhaps that is why Qaron has been rattled lately. He threw all of 4 interceptions last year but has 3 in 4 games so far in 2022. I hope he has many, many more.

Footy and football on at the same time? Sign me up!

 

 

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Horatio Cornblower

Me, as the next Arsenal GM before the rematch with Liverpool: comment image

Horatio Cornblower

How is that not a red car for Liverpool? Literally knocked Jesus out with an elbow.

At a minimum that’s 3 centuries in Purgatory.

Horatio Cornblower

Not even a yellow. Sure, OK, great.

Gumbygirl

Danny Dimes owns London!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

That’s Prime Minister Jones to you

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Maybe instead of Charles’ face on the new currency they can use Danny’s.

Horatio Cornblower

Likely better dental imagery, anyway.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Charles should be staying focused on his line of breakfast sausages, anyways.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Lulz and as always fuck the Packers

King Hippo

Clock/end of game management MASTER CLASS.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Can this game end on a 10 second run off for hilarity?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Ok that was even better

Gatoraids

Danny Stigmata is the miracle it takes for the Giants to win

King Hippo

They even held on purpose, to bleed an extra second or two! <3

2Pack

Today in NFL WTF…

Horatio Cornblower

A very entertaining tilt at the Emirates this afternoon. In tribute to Dr. Mrs. Deadly, Esq., (ret), I’ve been watching the match on several TVs while vacuuming the first floor of my palatial estate.

Note that autocorrect tried to change ‘palatial’ to ‘partial’, which means autocorrect is on to me.

2Pack

Stevie Wonder knew where that pass was going. Well done Gmen.

fleshwound_NPG

never has there been a bigger fraud at 4-1 and ladies and gentlemen we have our coach of the year

just how bad was joe judge

King Hippo

YES

Game Time Decision

Is Qaron face better or worse than Manning face

fleshwound_NPG

its basically manning face but homeless looking

Gatoraids

Qaron never been more in favor of Brexit than now

King Hippo

IMPORTANT NOTE – you absolutely take the intentional safety on 4th down. The 30+ yards of field position and no chance of a punt block are well worth it.

King Hippo

Daboll is right to be taking a knee, one presumes he is already planning to take the safety.

Game Time Decision

Just give up the single
-cFL

King Hippo

Lookit y’all, Gigantes!!

Gumbygirl

Wooooooooooooo! Packers lose!