Not gonna lie, I’m pumped to watch the Sens play tonight-the talent on the top six has increased immensely and the same as well for the top four defensemen. Jake Sanderson gets robbed for Rookie of the Year-you heard it here first.

Newsy Notes:

-Oh, Wee Danny Boy apparently has ‘dirt’ on all the NFL owners. Well, there’s different kinds of dirt and I think that the rest of the owners will use theirs to bury Snyder’s corpse if it comes to that.

-Skylar Thompson, that afterthought of a draft pick (I mean, you pick him and don’t give him much thought because you don’t expect to use him at all) gets the start for the Fins this week because the league wants to backwardly correct the shitty situations involving Tua and Teddy, the Concussion Twins.

-The Bills have weathered the injury storm that had them down several key guys. Starters that returned to practice this week included wr McKenzie, lb Edmunds, te Knox, dt Oliver, dt Phillips and safety Poyer. Also, there was a Tra’Davius White sighting as well.

To The Game!

Commies/Bears:

-Welp, the over/under of 37.5 gives you an idea of what Vegas thinks of this ‘game’ between two bad offenses and two bad defenses.

-Carson Wentz, the central reason why everything has gone wrong, according to his coach, runs hot and cold for sure. (I mean, damn, why would Rivera say that and then do the obligatory back-pedaling?) He’s posted three games of 21+ fantasy points and two games of less than 9. It might have to do with the success of the deep ball that he likes to throw.

-He’s second in the league in deep balls thrown and is 4th-best in effectiveness on those throws.

-Dyami Brown was the main beneficiary last week (can you hear the stampede of fantasy fellas running to the waiver wire?) He did that on only 16 routes run so I think he got lucky.

-Speaking of, Scary Terry is scoreless since week 1.

-Perhaps put the brakes on rb Brian Robinson, the kid is playing his second game in five days since being shot.

Go Sens!