And a wee bit of soccer, no doubt.
To The Games!
Chargers/Falcons:
ATL has been surprising, ranking 5th in rushing (mostly without Cordarelle) and 29th in passing. When they do go long they turn to Damiere Byrd, of all people, who has racked up 142 yards and a couple of TD’s the last two weeks. Tight end Pitts has finally started to break loose from the binds of this offence, totaling 80 yards and a score last week.
Fins/Bears:
Hill and Waddle are 1st and 4th respectively in receiving and should do well vs the Bears corners. A win would make Miami 6-3 for only the second time since 2001. Tua has only lost one game against an NFC opponent.
Panthers/Bengals:
A Big Cat fight! Also, there’s a footballer by the name of Walker that isn’t a national embarrassment! P.J. beat Brady two weeks ago and did his part by getting D.J. Moore into the end zone but then the latter did a stupid thing and, oh well…
Packers/Lions:
Many thought there would be a timeshare in Green Bay’s backfield and it did start out that way. However, Jones has begun to assert himself (5.8 ypc and 142 yards vs Buffalo) as Dillon’s usage has fallen off.
Raiders/Jags:
One of these reeling teams is getting to three wins on the season today. Unless a tie is in the offing, which would be lovely. Just don’t leave any skid marks on the field, okay?
Colts/Pats:
Indy could make life difficult for Mac Jones, who was laid out 6 times last week. The Colts have nine guys that have at least one sack and a ballhawk in Stephone Gilmore.
Bills/Jets:
Call me a whack job but I think the spread is too high in this tilt. Although the Bills are a rolling juggernaut Saleh (peace be with you) will have his team ready. They won’t win but they’ll be tough.
Vikings/Commies:
Minny’s going to 7-1? Minny’s going to 7-1. A very unassuming 7-1 though.
It’s all yours.
Got my flu shot and my covid booster yesterday. Feeling great!
These Bengals Non-Touchdowns are getting annoying.
My opponent, who is starting Breida (BYE), Bateman (IR) and Amari (BYE) has a 52% chance of beating me right now.
-Brocky
Time for The Elite One
My word, looks like Zach Wilson has a back injury!
Funny how Cecil shows up when it looks like White is going to enter the game. smh…
Keep punching the turbo button, Mixon.
You seen what that button was wearing though?
Feed the Beatie
Them Raiders are strange, even by NFL standards
I feel this in my soul.
maybe one of the girls gets that Florence Nightingale effect
Happy CFL Playoffs Sunday, folks. Time to enter the damn dojo. (And pretend Iike I’m going to have a productive marking day.)
What kinda keytaur you got there?
Imma watch my 80s “older and goes to another school so you don’t know her” girlfriend, Lea Thompson, in Jaws3, then Howard The Duck instead of this morning slate of games.
What’s the matter, you can’t find “Caroline in the City” on a streaming service?
(That was actually a decent show for a season or so, and then it all became about the dumb romance plot)
Space Camp isn’t streaming either.
Hey, Good Bipolar Bengals Offense showed up!
I worry that Brokeback has taken up eating lead paint chips like Zeke
Welp, the start of the game has been eventful.
J-E-S-T! JEST! JEST! JEST!
Oh, Jets
Jets Trickery! (that didn’t work)
“Old School Carolina Panthers?” The franchise is barely 20 years old.
“This isn’t your grandfather’s Panthers, no sir.”
Almost 30. First season was 1995. We have our Jaguars Inaugural Season pennant and reprint of our tickets hanging in Gumby’s man cave.
Who would have thought Sam Ponder would have a longer NFL-related career than Christian Ponder?
Besides everyone who ever saw Christian Ponder play, I mean.
Bur at least the man will always be a complete sentence
https://twitter.com/awfulannouncing/status/1589311069172174848?s=20&t=Gpc_VsGmJAb3ILgppqqvjQ
Let me guess, he’s against it?
Really shocked me when he did the Nazi Salute
https://twitter.com/DannyDeraney/status/1589012135069519872?s=20&t=Gpc_VsGmJAb3ILgppqqvjQ
If Greenbay loses today, Rodgers is going to have the biggest hissy fit
Humps leaning hard into tank mode.
Rookie mistake. You have to ease in to drinking blood.
Am really going to miss the non-stop political ads
If you want to look at the world optimistically, I guess we won’t need ever again (if this is the last time we really vote)
I also miss the conga line of Bengals Wild Card Losses, my father’s heart attack and the moment I realized my friendship with my first best friend was over.
Oh, sorry, I thought we were posting painfully obvious lies.
Jeebus, the fart grandson cat just SBD’d. Good thing he’s handsome.
San Bernardino Airported? Sucked Big Dicks? What did the cat DO!!!
Silent but deadly
Oh, duh!
Morning Folks
The gentleman in the banner image is a Canadian who is at every Vikings home game. I’ve seen him there every time I’ve been. He goes by the moniker of “100% Cheese Free” and he is as friendly a person as you are ever to encounter.
Looks like he’s handing out free tickets to the Gun Show.
he is spot-on wrt cheese!
Who has 2 thumbs and is currently tailgating at Little Danny’s Cesspool and fitbawl venue? This guy!
I’m camouflaged in burgundy but SKOL! MUTHAFUKKAS!!
ATTA BOY!
give out lots of YOU LIKE THAT!s
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Not sure why we don’t have a London game on time change Sunday. Our asses are already up an hour earlier so you would have guaranteed ratings.
Was thinking the same thing
Came home last night to find an entire pizza left on my doorstep. It was ice cold, so presumably had been misdelivered hours ago. This presented me with quite the moral dilemma. Heat up a slice or eat it cold?
If any of you decided to poison me, congratulations, you succeeded. But I’m going with the assumption that it’s a gift from Gumbygirl because I’m her favorite.
Twist in plot: Gumbygirl had a breakdown and decided to “release Dunstan to the angels”.
Oh you sweet summer child. If I snap and go on a spree, Dunstan would not be my first victim. Not even top 100.
You are!
Declan Rice went from burgeoning superstar to not very much of anything special at all awfully quickly. West Ham deserve to suck on this loss.
Just realized that Saban and Dabo lost last night, and we didn’t even need a meteor to do it!
Alabama has lost twice this season. You know the BCS is a joke if they make the college playoff.
The only 2-loss team with a chance is LSU. And it’s very, very remote.
Realistically, will be UGA, Tennessee, tOSU, and Michigan. Those are probably the 4 best teams, and very little stands between them and “top 4” status.
Bloodeyes would get in if they win out, but they almost surely won’t. Oregon could have a case if they win out (and they might).
If its a close Ohio State loss to M*ch*g*an, maybe. If not, TCU or Oregan/USC.
LSU had two losses and debuted at #10, even though the reporters and the coaches had them at 15 and 17. The Playoff Committee is a joke. At least the BCS formulas didn’t show bias.
I thought Emery was managing somewhere in France, had no idea he’d come back to the Premier.
He was at the Yellow Submarine (Villareal, in Spain), this is IIRC his first game back with Villa.
Whatever. One of them funny countries where they ain’t speak ‘merican no good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXVOFueg7qI
Good Wrexham game for the FA cup this morning. Oldham owner talked so much shit leading up to this game. Happy to shut that dude up.
Looks like Paul Mullin buttoned his lip for him.
From what I could gather Oldham fans think he’s a clown as well.
So when I win Powerball DFO will be buying Oldham Athletic.
Gentlemen, to evil!
Where does Zaha play next year?
Because I doubt Crystal Palace can afford him.
My opponent in money league has Robbie Anderson available at wr, that’s it. I’ve got most points scored against by a fair margin-not sure how he’s going to do it but he will do it somehow.
Well, thanks to the abomination that is DST I am up early enough for the 9:00 am slate of games, but thanks to the miracle that is beer I was never going to make the 7:00 am start for the King’s Africa Water Pistols.
I have, however, already texted my father to make fun of Chelsea losing.
Rocket from Benrahma WOO!!
SCREAMER by Saïd Benrahma!
Get the nutters into a “One Divine Hammer” chorus for HT!
Current Status of Cincinnati Bengals Fans:
Blazing Saddles – When? – YouTube
Looks like EtH’s bizarre “make Ronaldo captain” gambit has…confused his team as much as it did me?
Got bullshitted by a bullshitter, and the squad was unthrilled, it seems. I’d have been, too. “Three weeks ago the primadonna asshole refused to play, now he’s my CAPTAIN?! Fuck him and fuck you!”
Some of these odds looked too skewed to ignore:
I guess Son isn’t playing? Dunno if Richarlison is fit for Spurs, but they still have Fuckface Kane, at minimum.
It’s not so much what Tottenham is, it’s what Liverpool (lately) ain’t.
Inshallah, homey. That’s my read as well.
Me pacing Hard Rock Casino Cincinnati waiting for them to allow Sports Gaming (Artistic Interpretation)
Eric Cartman Waiting GIF by South Park – Find & Share on GIPHY
Villa up 2-0 after 12 minutes. Sensational.
[enormous flushing sound]
The Powerball Jackpot has now entered small country’s GDP territory.
King’s Afrikan Water Pistols, legitimate title contenders. Hippo been trying to tell all y’all.
Reserving my confidence until I see them face the beast.
I’m not sure that’s even fair. With Haaling and de Bruyne doing what they do I don’t see anyone being able to beat Man City unless they have an off game.
Realistically everyone else is playing for second, much as I’m enjoying Arsenal’s renaissance.
Agree with you on the BUF/NYJ spread. I get that the QB differential is…substantial. But still, Saleh can coach and will keep his lot within touching distance.
Vodka Hippo really needs ThAndre Carter to get over his trots and play today.
I wish I could agree, but I think Belichick rolling into NJ and crushing all their momentum let all the air out of their balloon. The team and the fans. Still can’t beat even a shitty version of New England? Same old Jets. Welcome to the Meadowlands for REAL Mr. Saleh. Bills will roll. Don’t worry about that number. Lay the wood.
They didn’t react well to being “chased rather than chasing” – I wouldn’t read too much into it. Jets still seem very 9-8 to me, maybe 10-7.
See? Just like I said. The Jets are a juggernaut that can’t be stopped and you all should OBVIOUSLY have taken the points like one takes candy from a baby!