Winding Down from Midday – JV NFL Night Thread

By this time, we will be basking in the afterglow of Vols/Dawgs, so you are forgiven for being less-than-fully whelmed at these.

Alabama (-13.5) at LSU (7:00, ESPN)

Vegas sure thinks that even when Roll Damn Tide ain’t that good…they’s still really REALLY good.  Death Valley at night will be fun, at least.

Texas (-2.5) at Kansas State (7:00, FS1)

It flat-out offends Hippo that Steerfuckers South are favoUred here, and I bet it does the Unded Bill Snyders, too.

Clemson (-3.5) at Notre Dame (7:30, NBC)

Ugh, where is Giant Meteor when we really need it?  I don’t care about this, but it is a nationally relevant matchup.

Auburn (+12.5) at Mississippi State (7:30, ESPN2)

Remember Cadillac Williams?  He’s now War Damn Eagle’s Interim Damn Coach.  Good luck with that, Caddy.  I can’t wait for the segment where Dred Pirate Mike Leach has a little soliloquy on the sidelines.  Such an interesting breed of cat.

Wake Forest (-4) at NC State (8:00, ACCN)

The Tweaker Gods ain’t bless us, so this is pretty much end of the line.  Wake’s season went splat at Louisville last week, while my Shitty Wolves had to dig out of a 21-3 hole at home against the worst team in the ACC (Virginia Tech).  Safe to say this one lost much of its pre-season lustre.