The NFC East in the 4pm Eastern Best Time window? Has all hell broken loose? What was it fastened with? Is Gorilla Glue not as effective as advertised? Why are question marks designed this way? I don’t think I’m going to get any answers.
To The Games!
Giants/Eagles:
There’s a heated debate going on about whether the Giants should rest key players today. Those on the ‘they should play’ side are citing the 2007 team that went balls out vs the undefeated Pats team in the final regular season game and lost by three points. That was quite some time ago and one should note that Frank Clark just yesterday busted up his groin. I’m good with some guys resting and others getting pulled as the game progresses.
Cowboys/Commies:
If you’re a fan of the Washington franchise I can’t imagine how appreciative you must be of the job that Ron Rivera has done amid the shitshow that’s going on all around him. Everything points towards the team being a complete disaster but the rot at the core of this organization hasn’t reached the coaching staff or the field. That’s impressive.
Chargers/Broncos:
Denver badly needs a reset this offseason-there’s all kinds of talent on that offense and you’d think that it would shine through here and there despite the ‘uneven’ coaching that Hackett provided. Is Russell Wilson just that loopy? Well, the team has at least two more years to find out because jettisoning him now would destroy their salary cap.
Cards/Niners:
Is Kliff dead in the water tomorrow morning after Arizonny gets destroyed by San Fran’s third teamers today? I think so.
Rams/Seahawks:
Much hay will be made of Seattle’s chances that depend on Green Bay dropping the ball at home. Stumbling down the stretch was not a good look though.
Type a thing or two.
Scott Hansen ready to shutdown and hibernate in the cocaine vats.
If it were not for the possibility of watching Rogers version of Manningface post game, I’d say Detroit should now sit their starters as a fuck you very much
Dammit Rammit, unprofessional to expect Shan’klor to do all your work for you, that’s why he dost forsake thee!
pleasedontmisspleasdontmisspleasedontmiss
So, for those of you that don’t follow international news, Brazil is having their own insurrection. Supporters of Bolsonaro stormed the capital insisting that the election was stolen, but they considerately waited until Jan 8th so it wouldn’t be confused with the practically identical Jan 6th American version
Noonan!
I really like Herbert but the Bolts are stupid as hell.
well that was boring.
I have to pull for GB tonight and DAL next weekend, and I am very not happy about either (but signing off to write the morning column after Donks finish)
lol, Willie Mays style catch
Gotta say, that was a helluva pick.
HOLY FUCK DIGGS
Can you DIGG that, suckers?!?!
Baker Mayday
This is sillytime frolics
Hell of a catch though
GODDAMNIT REDUX
BONNNNNNNGG
I’ve been promised quality bbq after the game, so let’s fucking end this!
If it’s low and slow BBQ the extra minutes will make it all the more delicious!
Fucking hell!!
TRY TO DRINK MOAR NOW
Seahawks:
HAIL SHANK’HOR!
A QUALITY deity!
*sigh*
Doinklor Rises
DOINK!!!
Knowing the Lion they will actually play better without the pressure of going into the playoffs
I kinda enjoy Geno having a semblance of success, but I want the Rams to win this so Detroit has a shot and an incentive to play tonight. Although….what happens if this game ties?
a tie would have sufficed for DET
Already some good headlines this year:
“Bank Executive Accused of Urinating on a Fellow Airline Passenger”
well, at least I don’t have to watch SNF now, goddamned RRRRRRRRRAM IT
But you’ll miss out on al the A.A. Ron narrative talk!
SHANKLOR HAS OUR BACK!
All coming up LIONS!
/until tails failed
Rams:
Thought I was seeing a old retro Nintendo offbrand football game before realized it was just the USFL
Bah gawd, Ol’DubbbleJ! That’s…that’s the Blue Bunny Ice Cream Truck’s music!
Mufflor chortles
A bit surprised the ‘Persons ain’t pulled their starters
THE OL DOUBLE J AINT GON LET HIS GODDAMN STARS REST YEEHHHAWWW
A garbage time injury that speeds their playoff exit is VERY on-brand
You only get the FOURTH overall pick SeaTruthers so who’s laughing now huh???
HOX!!!
Schneider’s flipping it for a 3rd round pick and about 6 more picks after the third round anyway
Chef Russ arriving 5 hrs late at the potluck dinner with a giant tray of devilled eggs
I offered some cheese to my oldest dog Ruby and she’s sniffing at it like she’s the New York Times food critic. You’re a fucking dog, Ruby. Jesus Christ!
More for you, man.
I mean, it’s not a cat turd or a balled-up napkin. Can’t be ruled edible straight away.
I once gave a dog a deep fried onion ring.
It never took a French fry from me again without a suspicious sniff
In a 17-game season, of course it’s the NFC East — Danny boy, no less — that’s first to have an 8-8-1 team.
I’m really tired of hearing Mark Sanchez call Seahawks games. Did the NFL keep scheduling him simply because of Geno?
one of few states that dont have a restraining order on him yet?
Is Koach Kliff summarily executed on the tarmac or is he Putin’d out of the team plane on the way back to Phoenix?
Some pride to wear the mango and navy, chuh chuh
Mr Howell getting paid
Needs to play for Lovie next season
/pokes finger with knife while slicing
Me: [35 minutes and several Kleenexes later] “Well, that blood thinner medication is very effective”
he died how he lived, wielding a knife
Have you tried rubbing some dirt on it?
You spelled tundra wrong.
permafrost
You could have done some finger painting at least!
Or signed some diabolical paperwork!
Dude, my late grandmother bought my grandpa a puppy for his birthday one year.
Blood thinners + sharp puppy teeth = one old man desperately trying to explain why his bathroom looks like a Tope Hooper movie
IN-COM-PLETE!!
Ok, this one is good
LOLBoys laying the groundwork for their usual early, disappointing and completely expected playoff exit.
The only mystery is whether they’ll be one and done, or whether they will get their fans’ hopes up before an especially devastating loss potentially against a division rival!
at least one of them or MRSA will exit early
With a name like Sebastian Joseph you know his parents were not anticipating a career in the NFL
S. Joseph: “Mom, Dad, I’ve decided that I don’t want to be the Pope. I want to play football.”
Parents: “God Damn It!”
S. Joseph: “Well, as I said, I wouldn’t know anything about that.”