Your Late Slate of Games Open Thread

The NFC East in the 4pm Eastern Best Time window? Has all hell broken loose? What was it fastened with? Is Gorilla Glue not as effective as advertised? Why are question marks designed this way? I don’t think I’m going to get any answers.

To The Games!

Giants/Eagles:

There’s a heated debate going on about whether the Giants should rest key players today. Those on the ‘they should play’ side are citing the 2007 team that went balls out vs the undefeated Pats team in the final regular season game and lost by three points. That was quite some time ago and one should note that Frank Clark just yesterday busted up his groin. I’m good with some guys resting and others getting pulled as the game progresses.

Cowboys/Commies:

If you’re a fan of the Washington franchise I can’t imagine how appreciative you must be of the job that Ron Rivera has done amid the shitshow that’s going on all around him. Everything points towards the team being a complete disaster but the rot at the core of this organization hasn’t reached the coaching staff or the field. That’s impressive.

Chargers/Broncos:

Denver badly needs a reset this offseason-there’s all kinds of talent on that offense and you’d think that it would shine through here and there despite the ‘uneven’ coaching that Hackett provided. Is Russell Wilson just that loopy? Well, the team has at least two more years to find out because jettisoning him now would destroy their salary cap.

Cards/Niners:

Is Kliff dead in the water tomorrow morning after Arizonny gets destroyed by San Fran’s third teamers today? I think so.

Rams/Seahawks:

Much hay will be made of Seattle’s chances that depend on Green Bay dropping the ball at home. Stumbling down the stretch was not a good look though.

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Gatoraids

Scott Hansen ready to shutdown and hibernate in the cocaine vats.

Downfield Matriculator

If it were not for the possibility of watching Rogers version of Manningface post game, I’d say Detroit should now sit their starters as a fuck you very much

Doktor Zymm

Dammit Rammit, unprofessional to expect Shan’klor to do all your work for you, that’s why he dost forsake thee!

ThePirateSloth

pleasedontmisspleasdontmisspleasedontmiss

Doktor Zymm

So, for those of you that don’t follow international news, Brazil is having their own insurrection. Supporters of Bolsonaro stormed the capital insisting that the election was stolen, but they considerately waited until Jan 8th so it wouldn’t be confused with the practically identical Jan 6th American version

Downfield Matriculator

Noonan!

Spur

well that was boring.

King Hippo

I have to pull for GB tonight and DAL next weekend, and I am very not happy about either (but signing off to write the morning column after Donks finish)

ThePirateSloth

lol, Willie Mays style catch
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Petronel

Gotta say, that was a helluva pick.

ThePirateSloth

HOLY FUCK DIGGS

Mr. Ayo

Can you DIGG that, suckers?!?!

Gatoraids

Baker Mayday

Doktor Zymm

This is sillytime frolics

Doktor Zymm

Hell of a catch though

King Hippo

GODDAMNIT REDUX

Petronel

BONNNNNNNGG

Beerguyrob

I’ve been promised quality bbq after the game, so let’s fucking end this!

Doktor Zymm

If it’s low and slow BBQ the extra minutes will make it all the more delicious!

Beerguyrob

Fucking hell!!

King Hippo

TRY TO DRINK MOAR NOW

ThePirateSloth

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Col. Duke LaCross

HAIL SHANK’HOR!

Doktor Zymm

A QUALITY deity!

ThePirateSloth

*sigh*

Gatoraids

Doinklor Rises

Mr. Ayo

DOINK!!!

Gatoraids

Knowing the Lion they will actually play better without the pressure of going into the playoffs

Doktor Zymm

I kinda enjoy Geno having a semblance of success, but I want the Rams to win this so Detroit has a shot and an incentive to play tonight. Although….what happens if this game ties?

King Hippo

a tie would have sufficed for DET

Doktor Zymm

Already some good headlines this year:
“Bank Executive Accused of Urinating on a Fellow Airline Passenger”

King Hippo

well, at least I don’t have to watch SNF now, goddamned RRRRRRRRRAM IT

Mr. Ayo

But you’ll miss out on al the A.A. Ron narrative talk!

Doktor Zymm

SHANKLOR HAS OUR BACK!

King Hippo

All coming up LIONS!

/until tails failed

ThePirateSloth

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Gatoraids

Thought I was seeing a old retro Nintendo offbrand football game before realized it was just the USFL

LemonJello

Bah gawd, Ol’DubbbleJ! That’s…that’s the Blue Bunny Ice Cream Truck’s music!

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Gatoraids

Mufflor chortles

King Hippo

A bit surprised the ‘Persons ain’t pulled their starters

WCS

THE OL DOUBLE J AINT GON LET HIS GODDAMN STARS REST YEEHHHAWWW

Doktor Zymm

A garbage time injury that speeds their playoff exit is VERY on-brand

King Hippo

You only get the FOURTH overall pick SeaTruthers so who’s laughing now huh???

Mr. Ayo

HOX!!!

Recovery Whiskey

Schneider’s flipping it for a 3rd round pick and about 6 more picks after the third round anyway

Gatoraids

Chef Russ arriving 5 hrs late at the potluck dinner with a giant tray of devilled eggs

WCS

More for you, man.

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King Hippo

I mean, it’s not a cat turd or a balled-up napkin. Can’t be ruled edible straight away.

Brocky

I once gave a dog a deep fried onion ring.

It never took a French fry from me again without a suspicious sniff

WCS

In a 17-game season, of course it’s the NFC East — Danny boy, no less — that’s first to have an 8-8-1 team.

ThePirateSloth

I’m really tired of hearing Mark Sanchez call Seahawks games. Did the NFL keep scheduling him simply because of Geno?

Gatoraids

one of few states that dont have a restraining order on him yet?

WCS

Is Koach Kliff summarily executed on the tarmac or is he Putin’d out of the team plane on the way back to Phoenix?

King Hippo

Some pride to wear the mango and navy, chuh chuh

Gatoraids

Mr Howell getting paid

Doktor Zymm

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King Hippo

Needs to play for Lovie next season

King Hippo

he died how he lived, wielding a knife

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Doktor Zymm

Have you tried rubbing some dirt on it?

WCS

permafrost

ThePirateSloth

You could have done some finger painting at least!

Doktor Zymm

Or signed some diabolical paperwork!

Brocky

Dude, my late grandmother bought my grandpa a puppy for his birthday one year.

Blood thinners + sharp puppy teeth = one old man desperately trying to explain why his bathroom looks like a Tope Hooper movie

King Hippo

IN-COM-PLETE!!

Doktor Zymm

Ok, this one is good

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Doktor Zymm

The only mystery is whether they’ll be one and done, or whether they will get their fans’ hopes up before an especially devastating loss potentially against a division rival!

King Hippo

at least one of them or MRSA will exit early

Doktor Zymm

With a name like Sebastian Joseph you know his parents were not anticipating a career in the NFL