INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY…
DJ 3000 and various other robot entities are trapped in a time loop inside the KDFO recording studio. DJ 3000 is fiddling with a complicated contraption of wires and lenses with a puzzled expression on its main console.
DJ 3000: WHY THE HELL ISN’T THIS…
JIM NANCE 081-RD-92C: Can we hurry this up, I’d like to get back to using the portal to watch the Masters.
DJ 3000: HANG ON…
MAXIMILIAN: DID YOU TRY REVERSING THE POLARITY?
DJ 3000: [slaps forehead] OF COURSE!
The other prisoners of the time loop watch as DJ 3000 disconnects the power leads and reverses them…
— [space time continuum flies open] —
..and then…
— [TARDIS flies open] —
THE DOCTOR: Goddamnit, DJ 3000, stop pulling me in here! I’ve told you a dozen times there’s nothing I can do to help you break the loop.
DJ 3000: I KNOW, I KNOW, THIS ISN’T ABOUT THAT.
THE DOCTOR: Good, because the Daleks have developed the capability to…
DJ 3000: I JUST NEED A TOPIC FOR THIS WEEK’S REQUEST LINE.
THE DOCTOR: WHAT? You ripped a hole in the fabric of spacetime and dragged me through it for that?
DJ 3000: WELL…YES.
THE DOCTOR: I don’t fucking know, how about songs about fire, which is what the Earth is going to end as a ball of, if I don’t…
PETUNIA: We’ve already done that one.
THE DOCTOR: Okay, how about songs about snow and ice, which is what the earth is going to experience in the form of nuclear winter after the fire phase of the Daleks’ new superweapon causes all of the oxygen in the atmosphere to…
RUSSELL WILSON: We’ve done that one, too.
THE DOCTOR: [exasperated] I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS I HAVE TO GO SAVE THE HUMANS!
DJ 3000: LISTEN, IF YOU LOVE THE HUMANS SO MUCH WHY DON’T YOU…
PETUNIA: Hey, I have an idea! How about “songs of tribute?” Like, in tribute to something the songwriter loves.
MAXIMILIAN: YOU MEAN, LIKE, SONGS ABOUT HOW GREAT SOMETHING – LET’S SAY, ROCK AND ROLL – IS?
JIM NANCE 081-RD-92C: Or golf?
PETUNIA: Sure! Or songs about other bands, or other entertainers.
THE DOCTOR: Fine, great, whatever. Now will you just let me the hell out of here?
DJ 3000: SURE, SURE. JUST ONE MORE THING. CAN YOU GET US STARTED WITH OUR FIRST REQUEST?
Today’s theme is: Tributes. We’re looking for songs that are written as tributes in praise of things. This could mean other (preferably real) entertainers, or concepts in general. Post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o0d8y3Nj” and they should embed in the comments after you refresh. Due to the subjectivity of last week’s topic (and the week before that), there was no puzzle song. Have at it!
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