Request Line: Villains and Villainesses

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY…

DJ 3000 and various other robot entities remain trapped in a time loop inside the KDFO recording studio. A miniaturized DJ 3000 continues to fiddle with a complicated contraption of wires and lenses. A miniaturized PETUNIA is seated in front of it, still ranting about the other homeowners’ gardens in Pasadena but more specifically about the homeowners themselves.

PETUNIA: …and then you know what Cristyn Revelle did? She gave the dog away.  And not even back to the rescue agency, she took that poor thing straight to the pound.  That’s why we all call her Cruella Revelle behind her back.  Although maybe with how much she spends at Tartine we should start calling her Crueller Revelle.  There’s only so much yoga and liposuction can do when you pack those things away like…

DJ 3000: [trying to defuse things somewhat] HEY, LET’S CHECK IN ON ONE OF THE MANY SPORTING EVENTS THAT HAPPEN TO BE GOING ON RIGHT NOW, MAYBE THAT SYDNEY SWANS GAME IS STILL UNDERWAY…

DJ 3000 adjusts one of the lenses…

— [portal through space and time flies open] —

TINA TURNER: [blinking in confusion]

PETUNIA: Ms. Turner! Wow!  What an honor!

TINA TURNER: What on earth? Robots? This isn’t the afterlife I was expecting…

JOHN DIMAGGIO: [stepping forward] Hey there Ms. Turner.

TINA TURNER: Oh, hi John.  What are you doing here?  [touches hand to mouth] Oh my God, don’t tell me…but you’re so young!

JOHN DIMAGGIO: No, no, I’m fine.  Well, not according to that quack who took my blood pressure during my last physical, but I’m not dead.  And this isn’t the afterlife – it’s a time loop.

TINA TURNER: [confused] Okay…

DJ 3000: WAIT, YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER?

TINA TURNER: Yes, we’ve run into each other in recording studios from time to time.

PETUNIA: We were very sorry to hear that you, um, died.

TINA TURNER: That’s all right.  It happens to us all, eventually.

JOHNNY 2.5: IT’S SO NICE OF YOU TO PASS THROUGH, MS. TURNER.  I WAS ALWAYS A HUGE FAN OF YOURS.  AUNTY ENTITY WAS ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIE VILLAINS OF ALL TIME.

TINA TURNER: Why thank you, that means a lot coming from a fellow star of the silver screen.

JOHNNY 2.5: I JUST WISH WE’D GOTTEN TO SEE MORE OF YOUR TALENTS AS AN ACTRESS.

TINA TURNER: Film was fun, but I was always too busy with my music to think seriously about an acting career.

JIM NANCE 081-RD-92C: Wait, you were a musician?

DJ 3000: YOU’RE KIDDING, RIGHT?

JIM NANCE 081-RD-92C: [looks at him] Kidding about what?

PETUNIA: You’ve never heard any of Tina Turner’s music? Private Dancer? Steamy Windows? What’s Love Got to Do With It?

JIM NANCE 081-RD-92C: They don’t play that kind of music at Augusta.

PETUNIA: [flatly] What kind of music?

JIM NANCE 081-RD-92C: You know, popular music.

DJ 3000: SPEAKING OF PLAYING MUSIC, WE SHOULD PROBABLY GET REQUEST LINE RUNNING.  TINA, YOU’RE OUR GUEST OF HONOR, I DON’T SUPPOSE YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS FOR A TOPIC?

TINA TURNER: Oh, I don’t know.

JOHNNY 2.5: I’VE GOT AN IDEA. WHY DON’T WE PAY TRIBUTE TO HER BEYOND THUNDERDOME CHARACTER AND DO “ANTAGONISTS”

TINA TURNER: You mean, like, villains? I like it, let’s roll with it.

DJ 3000: FANTASTIC. GOT ANYTHING TO GET US STARTED WITH?

TINA TURNER: Any genre is fine?

DJ 3000: OH, FOR SURE.

TINA TURNER: In that case, I just might…

Today’s theme is: Villains and Villainesses.  We’re looking for songs about evil people who do bad things.  Post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d!rD1@Nn and they should embed in the comments after you refresh.  Last week’s puzzle was a tricky one – it stumped everyone – the answer was “delimeatri” which referred to the band Del Amitri and their song “Always the Last to Know”.  Have at it!

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DJ TAJ

This might be backwards, just like me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPcyTyilmYY

DJ TAJ

Give me something to break

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7cWi41XGCM

scotchnaut

I loved their first album and begged off all the rest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5txwFv-zYM&ab_channel=VanHalen

Don T

When the enemy is your spouse. This being 90s Latinoamérica, it ends with “Tee quieeeeroooo”

https://youtu.be/3oBGQ8ec_7Q

Don T

doblex, when the enemy is the Other Woman. Fun facts! top flight shoulder game in both vids
https://youtu.be/bttFOOzcIHc

Don T

And when baddies repent. triple

https://youtu.be/RYr5uEVB7OI

Don T

Yo tuve la culpa de todo, no supe tu amor aquilatar.
JAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJA* Sí, ajá
* phonetic

SonOfSpam
Don T

My fave new (for me) song of 2023. Dynamite band too. Would go to Canadá to see them

https://youtu.be/qfxuatkb2UA

Don T

Cypress Hill fans will recognize the music. Vico did it first

https://youtu.be/MY4gbb4RHSs

Don T

Outkast – Rosas
https://youtu.be/_hEraGvcQe0

Don T

Franz Ferdinand at their best
https://youtu.be/SNqyIZ8ifkg

Don T
Don T

The bad marriage anthem
https://youtu.be/_fywo50vLCo

Don T

Rubén Blades, with the fanciest version evah of “Pedro Navaja”–starting with the source material!
https://youtu.be/UibAE_x6NM8

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Don T

Related second SINGLE SHOT: Roger Daltrey sings the source material
https://youtu.be/CQJlvqeXrC8

scotchnaut

Don T doing the Blair Witcheroo!

SonOfSpam

bruja

yeah right
Don T
scotchnaut

First live-in girlfriend introduced me to Ry Cooder, Bob Marley and this guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKekoNOC7m4&ab_channel=RobertLove

Don T

When rulers are the enemy of the people: “Of men like Lilís, our history is pregnant. It’s very good to be on top, leaving the people down”. PLAY AND SHAKE IT

Wilfrido Vargas – Lilís
https://youtu.be/Ivt5j07E9G8

scotchnaut

The best live version of Sympathy for the Devil imo. High school buddy tried for quite some time to convince me that Richards was a genius. After listening to this version I conceded that in this moment in time he indeed was.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmppOF0_DHE&ab_channel=TheRollingStones-Topic

scotchnaut

(what a horrible album cover)

scotchnaut

Saw a girl scribbling in a Eng Lit class

Who killed the Kennedys?
After all, it was you and me

I thought, “gotta get to know this girl”. And I did, but not biblically. It was more Koranically.

SonOfSpam

You kicked her out of school and made her wear a hijab?

Don T

“According to your point of view, I am the evil one”. EVERYONE in Latinoamérica knows this song.
La Lupe – La tirana
https://youtu.be/ltleX9-LFcQ

DJ TAJ

Trying to find a place to hide this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYa1eI1hpDE

scotchnaut

Where’s Tojo’s Broadway smash? smh…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPXHRX8Q2hs&ab_channel=DCR14

Don T

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scotchnaut
SonOfSpam
scotchnaut
scotchnaut

Yes, I know it’s Ms. Spears but I like the tune.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOZuxwVk7TU&ab_channel=BritneySpearsVEVO

scotchnaut
WCS

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SonOfSpam

For Otto…here’s a song from the vampire’s point of view

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A_3M6pkMls&pp=ygUYbW9vbiBvdmVyIGJvdXJib24gc3RyZWV0

Horatio Cornblower

Señor beat me to the ‘Fuck Thatcher, Fuck Reagan” theme, (always a good one), but nevertheless:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDWHIRkFL-8

SonOfSpam

WHAT I WANT I TAKE WHAT I DON’T I BREAK
AND I DON’T WANT YOU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOpafs_mwpo&pp=ygUTYWMgZGMgcHJvYmxlbSBjaGlsZA%3D%3D

Game Time Decision
Senor Weaselo

In a similar vein to the Thatcher songs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lIqNjC1RKU

Horatio Cornblower

Definitely a stretch calling the guy a villain, (more like kind of an idiot), but any excuse to post this song and I will. It’s fantastic.

Sharkbait

Dedicated to Margaret Thatcher

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPIdRJlzERo

SonOfSpam

“Love that song” – Kellen Window Jr.

Horatio Cornblower

The women in the crowd are a credit to Argentina.

Senor Weaselo

I’m still mad that Weird Al hasn’t done a polka to Bad Guy.

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