Monday Morning Mock Draft: Sue Me, I Like Baseball

I watched a lot of baseball this weekend.  The College World Series was good, mostly because Virginia wiped the floor with Duke.  I think that means they advance to Omaha for a 4-team final play-off, but I’m not really sure.

I also watched some professional games.  Turns out Bryce Harper is still alive and in Philadelphia.  Who knew?  And as I tap this out I have the Yankees-Red Sox game on.  It’s 2-2 in the 9th and painful to watch. Without Aaron Judge the Yankees would have a hard time with a good D-1 program, but fortunately they’re playing the Red Sox tonight,

And we’re going to extras.  Delightful.  At least with the new rules we’re still barely at the 2.5 hour mark.

Anyway, this week we’re drafting movies concerning baseball.  Ideally any picked move should center around baseball, but because I suspect that might limit the pool after a couple of rounds we’re going to expand it to any movie where something related to baseball plays a noticeable role.  As a for instance, if you wanted to draft ‘The Untouchables’ because at one point De Niro’s character takes a baseball bat to someone’s head, you go right ahead.  TV movies are OK, TV series are not.  Mini-series or specials are OK as long as it’s Ken Burns’s documentary about baseball, otherwise just stop being a dick and find a movie.

With the first pick I will not, surprisingly, take Kelly’s Heroes, much as I would like to keep beating that dead horse.  I spent a significant amount of time looking for any sign of baseball in the movie and came up empty.  Instead I will take what I think is the best baseball movie of all time

and also one of the best movies ever anyway, ‘A League of Their Own’

The rest of you are on the (pitch) clock

 

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SonOfSpam

“small hose the sprays everywhere” and now you’ve insulting your dwarf nice going jerk

SonOfSpam

Yeah, sorry. Just relax and listen to this randomly-selected song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrRmgbchiGY&ab_channel=RockwayBeach

scotchnaut

“I really should start a franchise business”.

SonOfSpam

I remember watching this and thinking it was good, but I couldn’t tell you any other thing about it.

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LemonJello

I remember watching this and thinking it was good, but I couldn’t tell you any other thing about it.

Ah, the “Trent Green Seal of Approval”

Don T

It was wonderful

ballsofsteelandfury

I know no one’s picking this, so I’m just going to go ahead and draft it.

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ballsofsteelandfury

And, before you ask, yes, there is a Field of Reams!

LemonJello

Probably, like, a twelve part series…

Game Time Decision

um, paper is from trees not fields.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Not Field of Creams?

ballsofsteelandfury

That exists too!!

SonOfSpam

why not “feeled”

BeefReeferLives

The Godfather II

“I’ve loved baseball ever since Arnold Rothstein fixed the 1919 World Series,”

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

RIKKI: Derek, did you want to get a pick in?

DEREK CARR: Whatever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhDPJ7ozL6s

BrettFavresColonoscopy

If you haven’t seen No No, the Dockumentary [intentional] about Dock Ellis pitching a no hitter while on LSD, I highly recommend it. But you can’t have it in this draft because I’m picking it now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqvlrJQVAP4

And I had forgotten he had 8 walks and a HBP in that no hitter, which is fucking amazing. I also assume he’s Hippo’s favorite player given this quote: “I pitched every game in the major leagues under the influence of drugs.”

BeefReeferLives

Great flick. Doc was bad ass.

ballsofsteelandfury

Next pick: Beer League

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ballsofsteelandfury

Close enough?

yeah right

Inglorious Basterds.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Twas on my board.

scotchnaut

I love this movie, can’t believe I’d forgotten about. The ’69 World Series figures prominently in Frequency.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6VQxn6HK_c&ab_channel=FilmTrailersChannel

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That’s excellent value, well done.

BeefReeferLives

TWDWS!

(That’s What Deshawn Watson Said)

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Was anyone in that movie named Kenneth?

SonOfSpam

Nice.

BeefReeferLives

Boogie Nights.

“You guys wanna play some baseball?”

https://youtu.be/bZRzeUrVy1o

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I have a separate board of Eli Manning’s picks. Let’s take one now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xk9Odoze8g

ballsofsteelandfury

I take it I can still take Major League 2?

Senor Weaselo
ballsofsteelandfury

Okay, then I’ll wait for my next pick

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I have a hunch my next pick could make it a few hours but all of you are surprising the hell out of me, so i’ll take The Scout, a wildly underrated Brendan Fraser as crazy pitcher movie that i haven’t watched in over a decade but assuredly holds up without casual racism or any other problems.

https://youtu.be/C-5zRAhVLGo

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

4. For genres I’ve got inspirational (The Natural), coming of age (Ferris Bueller’s Day Off), comedy (The Naked Gun)…now to round out my roster with something unexpected: HORROR!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsYSrjtGWEY

Senor Weaselo

It’s been a half-hour, so 3. Pride of the Yankees

SonOfSpam

Pickins are slim, so let’s celebrate this ol racist crank. Also, I worked with a guy who got to be an extra in this flick. Old-timey baseball player extra. I was kinda jealous.

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Sharkbait

The Rookie.

I think I’m out of baseball movies now.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’ve got one more that’s pure baseball but according to Rotten Tomatoes it was absolutely terrible (even though in my memory it was moderately enjoyable), so I probably won’t bother with it.

I had The Rookie on my board but I couldn’t find the clip I wanted (where high school player Rudy faces his nemesis and strikes him out after his team gets behind him). Also, I’ve never seen the movie.

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Sharkbait

Oh god I forgot about that abomination. Fuck the both of them for being on the field celebrating the ’04 series

Sharkbait

Oh I’ve never seen it either. I just knew it existed.

Game Time Decision

With my first ( and last ) pick, I pick a better draft as baseball sucks

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Is there a documentary about the Duke lacrosse trial yet?

Game Time Decision

there are 2 or 3 movies that I’m aware, so ya a bad draft. But the sport is still better than baseball.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Pfft. Try playing lacrosse with a hangover. You can’t!

Game Time Decision

can and personally have.

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Game Time Decision

I’d also argue that baseball is just half-court cricket.

ballsofsteelandfury

A “Best Cricket Movie” draft would kill on Indian DFO…

Game Time Decision

lol, or you could just draft the “Million Dollar Arm” and get a two-fer

BeefReeferLives
BrettFavresColonoscopy

You said the Untouchables would count…there is a scene in front of Wrigley Field in this movie so it obviously counts.

scotchnaut

The ending of Traffic hurt me in The Feeling department.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNgvVVjgK68&ab_channel=paulmerz

yeah right

The Great Escape.

BrettFavresColonoscopy
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scotchnaut

AS I WAS TYPING! BASTARD!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Happy to share my draft board when we’re done

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Ah, I can see that your scout team has done their homework.

Sharkbait

I should have snagged this one for the Cape Cod League setting alone. Those games are a ton of fun to go to.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

She also runs for Governor, so yes.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I think the underground uprising post fracking induced earthquake is before she runs for Governor with the slogan “Change you can Jessica-lieve in”

LemonJello

3rd pick: For Love of the Game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSz1KqZZvpc

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
LemonJello

That’s some good value, right there!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I thought of it while walking the dog and was on pins and needles wondering it would still be on the board by the time I got home.

Senor Weaselo

Second pick: Little Big League, complete with technically antagonist Ken Griffey, Jr.!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
BeefReeferLives

I’ll take “Good Morning Vietnam”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1T29bT8uHHw

Sharkbait
yeah right

Fear Strikes Out!

Dunstan

The obvious picks are gone, so I’ll go with Everybody Wants Some!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

(which could be read as a hint…)

LemonJello

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ballsofsteelandfury

It’s very good. I really liked it.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I assure you that there are plenty of very good picks remaining

BugEyedBoo

Glad I looked in the thread first. So since it was found anyway…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrEmF4SK3T4

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Since LemonJello scooped me on Baseketball, I’ll take 42 next. Chadwick Boseman was phenomenal, and bonus points for casting Steve the Pirate as a racist.

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Senor Weaselo

RIP Chadwick

scotchnaut

I really enjoyed The Battered Bastards of Baseball-the story of an independent Single A team owned by Kurt Russell’s dad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RA76b5Hhvxg&ab_channel=Netflix

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Great pick, and one I didn’t think would come off the board for a few hours

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

As opposed to the Buttered Briskets of Branson, the story of Andy Reid’s weekend getaway.

yeah right

Damn Yankees

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

FUCK! I wanted that – I haven’t actually seen the story but I read the original book (The Year the Yankees Lost the Pennant) and I really loved the story.

Sharkbait

They really take you High Enough huh.

Senor Weaselo

Fuuuuck, that was my next pick on account of being the first musical I ever played! (My junior year of HS, Applegate was played by a senior girl, and she was fantastic. The girl who played Gloria Thorpe has actually done stuff on Broadway, including Hodel the last time Fiddler was on Broadway.)

blaxabbath

Moneyball isn’t already taken?

I’ll take that film.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I think Blair Witch Goes To Fenway might still be on the board.

blaxabbath

Oh ok.

I meant the bootleg edition recorded in Europe.

LemonJello

I’m going to skip best available, needs of the roster and take a hybrid that could potentially fill a lot of holes on my team:

BASEketball

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

GODDAMMIT

I figured Balls was the only one who might possibly beat me to it.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Also, I love the Reggie Jackson interaction at the end

https://youtu.be/KPowlurwWzU

BrettFavresColonoscopy

“Some defunct pink restaurant,” I shall not have you besmirch Casa Bonita that way, sir. Watch the Casa Bonita episode of South Park and then pick a day in August and I’ll meet you there.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

2. In keeping with the broadening of the draft class, I’ll go with Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Baseball has an important role in the move, from a ballgame being a component of their day (including almost getting spotted by Ed Rooney on the TV in the bar) to the actual ball being used to turn off the stereo playing the phony sleeping noises.

scotchnaut

I was fascinated by the story of Moe Berg so I was gonna like The Catcher Was A Spy* no matter what.

*great title, coke-addled Hollywood exec.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I mean, if you all aren’t going to do it, then I will. Field of Dreams.

scotchnaut

If you and I ever meet we’re going to have to have a catch.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I can’t tell if this is nice or a threat.

Sharkbait

Eight men out.

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Also Fuuuuuuuuuuuck return to work days after vacation

scotchnaut

I’m at the other end, just starting. I reminded all the sales reps and then was promptly inundated with texts and phone calls. Lovely.

LemonJello

Scotchy’s Out of Office: “If you bother me with one. single. solitary. issue. while I’m on vacation, I will hunt you down and gut you like a fish! Press 2 for Spanish.”

Sharkbait

Ha. Sounds like a “them” problem

King Hippo

“Long Gone” is easily the best of the genre.

Downfield Matriculator

I watched this movie several years ago because someone on this blog — maybe you? — recommended it and it is really well done. William Petersen before he helped foist CSI Vegas (the original) and its 45 other cities on us!

Senor Weaselo

In fairness, I like the part where he’s plastered and BP just turns to him throwing at the kids. You know, in a Peyton Manning United Way sort of way.

I’m a terrible person, aren’t I? (Link added for reference)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwfZYNFfEfM

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Senor Weaselo

Well my first two picks are off the board, so Rookie of the Year it is!
https://youtu.be/r4BD6vHLP2g

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Also, I love this topic and have a full draft board ~20 picks deep already

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Bull Durham is still available? Bull Durham.

scotchnaut

I’ve watched this movie more times than I’d like to admit. Also, “He gets on base.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MjxoaynCmk&ab_channel=SceneCity

scotchnaut

“Don’t make me point at Pete again!”

LemonJello

Gotta get it in: The Sandlot.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

1. The Natural.

ballsofsteelandfury

The one. The only.

Major League

ballsofsteelandfury

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LemonJello

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Point of order: Taka is in Major League II

ballsofsteelandfury

Yeah, but I mainly did it for the Balls gif.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Fine choice. Very strong opening sequence in that movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV0gDLwfKjw