INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY…
DJ 3000 and various other robot entities remain trapped in a time loop inside the KDFO recording studio. The collection of robots (and cyborgs) and JOHN DIMAGGIO are spread out throughout the studio, in various reclining poses, enjoying the fresh breeze that is blowing through the portal. MAXIMILIAN, is seated by the soundboard, fiddling with the controls.
MAXIMILIAN: DONE!
All the robots (and JOHN DIMAGGIO) turn to look at MAXIMILIAN.
PETUNIA: Done with what?
MAXIMILIAN: I HAVE BEEN PROGRAMMING THE PORTAL CONTROLS TO USE THE LOCATION COORDINATES OF A DRONE THAT SOMEONE IS FLYING AT THE BEACH. WATCH!
MAXIMILIAN punches a button on the soundboard and the portal jumps to a new location approximately fifty feet in the air. It travels south along the beach, looking down at various beachgoers.
DJ 3000: COOL!
PETUNIA: Amazing!
JOHN DIMAGGIO: Now float along the top of the waves!
MAXIMILIAN: SURE!
MAXIMILIAN adjusts the controls so the drone is flying just a few feet above the surface of the ocean.
DJ 3000: THAT’S REALLY NEAT BUT WE NEED TO…
PETUNIA: [interrupting] OH! SHIT!
RUSSELL WILSON: What?
PETUNIA: I just got a transmission from one of the intelligence networks I’m patched into. Max, punch these coordinates into the portal. Now!
PETUNIA recites a string of coordinates, which MAXIMILIAN dutifully plugs into the portal. The viewpoint changes to that of a garden in rural Russia.
PETUNIA: Now point it at horizontal declination one-hundred-sixty degrees, vertical declination twenty-seven degrees…THERE!
— [portal viewpoint flies open] —
JOHNNY 2.5: WHOA!
PETUNIA: HOLY FUCK! That was Yevgeny Prigozhin’s plane!
JOHNNY 2.5: THE HEAD OF THE WAGNER MERCENARY GROUP?
PETUNIA: The same.
YETI: Smashing!
PED-209: BAM! POW!
The robots (and cyborgs) notice the voice and look sideways out of the portal, at a Russian grandmother who stares back at them in shock.
BABUSHKA: Ёлки-палки!
There is a tremendous BOOM that is heard (and felt) through the portal, and both the robots (and cyborgs) and the old Russian woman turn towards its source.
JIM NANCE 081-RD-92C: Unbelievable! Unforgettable! Unimaginable!
RQBOCOP: TAKE THAT, CREEP!
JOHN DIMAGGIO: Cool, cool, that was really exciting. But if we could get back to Venice Beach and that next set of waves that was coming in…
— [DOOR FLIES OPEN] —
TODD MARINOVICH: [holding several spray paint canisters] Hey, so I was thinking, shards might be out of reach, but what if we…[sees the robots]…oh. Crap.
The robots (and cyborgs) all turn to regard TODD MARINOVICH.
RQBOCOP: ALERT!
YETI: Human!
PED-209: [begins advancing] THREAT!
JOHN DIMAGGIO bravely steps into PED-209’s path as TODD MARINOVICH cowers behind a desk.
JOHN DIMAGGIO: It’s all right, you guys, it’s all right! He’s cool.
PED-209 stops moving forward, but his syringe guns continue to spin.
JOHN DIMAGGIO: [gesticulating wildly] FRIEND!
PED-209 stands down.
DJ 3000: THIS IS GOING TO REQUIRE AN EXPLANATION BUT WHAT’S REQUIRED EVEN MORE RIGHT NOW IS A TOPIC FOR REQUEST LINE. QUICK!
JOHN DIMAGGIO: Todd’s pretty good at this, Todd, give the man a topic.
TODD MARINOVICH: [still shaking with fright] Gah!
DJ 3000: HUH. [thinks it over] EXCLAMATIONS. [lights of approval begin blinking] GREAT! GOT A SONG TO START US OUT WITH?
TODD MARINOVICH: [points towards the wreckage of Prigozhin’s private jet] Um…could we go with something related to that?
DJ 3000: ABSOLUTELY!
Today’s theme is “exclamations!”. We’re looking for songs titled after familiar exclamations – preferably a single word, though short phrases are okay too. Bonus points if the title includes an actual exclamation point. Post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?fUr!0u56 and they should embed in the comments after you refresh. Last week’s tricky puzzle answer of “Weirdo” by The Charlatans (aka Charlatans U.K.) was cleverly solved by SonOfSpam. Ready? Set? GO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQHUAJTZqF0
War!
Unrelated… IT LIVESSSSSSSS. The latest(ish?) OSuX, on older, unsupported and non-Apple hardware.. Thank Jebus for bored Slavic hackers (in the classic sense of the term)
And no, I’m not planning to use it much or at all, I was just bored enough to give this whole process a try 😀
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3E8jqTVLK4Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rynxqdNMry4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygT7qcj9O78
(NEVER) GIVE UP THE FUNK!
https://youtu.be/gBWH3OWfT2Y?si=AFNJ0G-Lpu-8UIGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF3aPT7C51Y
WE LOVE IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcADqxnQA_4&pp=ygUTZ3JlYXQgYmFsbHMgb2YgZmlyZQ%3D%3D
Je je je. El Gran Combo – Acángana
That’s the sound of an atomic demon destroying humanity. So, in light of the coming apocalypse, the chorus calls for having fun because “After death, you can’t have fun”. And then lists funny reincarnation scenarios. Fucking genius. THIS should be taught in schools everywhere.
https://youtu.be/DhI_YLwiTYo?si=tx_KAYuhtTOfoRTW
Why does Freddie wanna make me a Supersonic man? I’m a Lakers fan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM&ab_channel=QueenOfficial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJVWZy4QOy0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BznFjbcBVs
Another fine vocal from the cute Beatle
https://youtu.be/p4E6KtQg_z0?si=BBzoUd1jcEUMGgP2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUhhqUouSzc
Fucking cloudhoggers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUDMzhlefMs&ab_channel=cowdogmoof
You know the difference between a Rolling Stone and a Scottish farmer, right?
I do not.
A Rolling Stone says “HEY YOU, GET OFF OF MY CLOUD”, and a Scottish farmer says “HEY MCCLOUD, GET OFF OF MY EWE!”
Jeeezus, those early cartoon guys were hopped up on the reefers!
Tremendous, thank you!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xqMY8UAGgg
DOUBLE IT UP
https://youtu.be/9-2m07d2Neo?si=RBvqyqe5cqfoF_tq
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=go4GfgiCR-k
Just remembered the Foo Fighters had an exclamation mark song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_axQz7WCU90
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9Qe-utqHDU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EI8JN-fSLo
Let this groove get you to move!
https://youtu.be/Lrle0x_DHBM?si=XWkfovezoLv3yBn4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5svnCEQRrWI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HD-6WAu7A8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbBRFSHgoZg
Agent Orange actually this picture himself:
Spazzin’ out!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ULGqFmC7_4
If you don’t have Mojo Nixon, then your store could use some fixin’!
Could do a whole section of James Brown songs…
GET UP OFFA THAT THING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QS8FxHsw0U0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-rn7i_ETYc
Oooooh, we’re getting funky now! DANCE MOTHERFUCKERS!
https://youtu.be/Jn2PNlhvy8E?si=FbjTY0DU9MoBV1aj
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtwzD0r0dCw
LOL at Gumbygirl’s Up With People pick getting stuck in moderation. I begrudgingly approved it.
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Ok one last one YEAH!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxBSyx85Kp8
https://www.cc.com/video/ozom53/chappelle-s-show-a-moment-in-the-life-of-lil-jon-flying
Oh shit, where’s Cuntler?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUQLEUa0_aY
Ok, stopping (for now at least) after this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up7pvPqNkuU
And since the Geto boys used up quota for OG music… Time for some basic-arse whitey-boy picks:
First (strike)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9PX5ITKd5E
Second (strike)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB5YkmjalDg
And third (strike) ‘n’ I’m out to smoke a bit, so I’ll be out of your head for a cohiba
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ccs2rt0oSzQ
Where’s the ABBA? GIMME!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEjLoHdbVeE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdCGrS74B-0
Still can’t believe this didn’t make the Braveheart soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diYAc7gB-0A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjZ9NH07rJw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON6pn6suSzc
And a pick that I want to dedicate to Dublin rush hour traffic…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF8c3BjFWsw
And a separate shout-out to all toiling away in IT departments worldwide…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lak-kYMOBHk
Has the exclamation, but is anyone screaming out Chop Suey!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSvFpBOe8eY
Are we not peppy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoathx1CBEQ&ab_channel=h9ooo
I’m peppy as fuck!!! Sativa for the win!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJDtukGW79Y
Move Bitch!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcJPx-6pzPY
I almost linked to the radio version, it’s unlistenable
WOO HOO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSbBvKaM6sk
This may count as an exclamation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU&ab_channel=CeeLoGreen
Here’s the G-rated version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKxodgpyGec&pp=ygUMY2VlIGxvIGdyZWVu
Thought Balls would already have posted this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye7FKc1JQe4
And its homage:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV_7LoLbFzs
Also this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MG7KCOO76Wc&pp=ygUSc2hvdXQgYW5pbWFsIGhvdXNl
First time in a while I’ve been at a computer for a request line…you may all wish I was still out of country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWgvGjAhvIw
DEEEFENSE! DEEFENSE!
https://youtu.be/Rrzo_f90rmM?si=2LvOL01mik2dTZ7L
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRdxUFDoQe0
I believe that Beat It followed by Eat It counts as a double shot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcJjMnHoIBI
You can DUDE me, but this song slaps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfWlot6h_JM
Dude.
I love it!
Duuuude.. nah, it’s good. Just don’t tell anyone I kinda like it too 😀
And keeping the theme and singer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNoKguSdy4Y
And even better, with goats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aLYvZ5sX28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_DUur1WyTw
STOP redux
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITyXjY5L-_E&pp=ygUMZXJhc3VyZSBzdG9w
This song was actually the inspiration for the topic.
Google told me that Ёлки-палки! means “Tree stick!”
Thoughts?
It means “Oh, God”. (Or elm sticks)..
Waaait, is the puzzle song …
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hlcUMNeBc0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iAYhQsQhSY