Subsequent GTD reflections

Hello there fellow DFO’er.  Hope you’re well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by my brain.  There’s no reason as to why some comments make it and others don’t. Seriously. There isn’t.

This weeks cheesy motivational quote is:
Although the world is full of suffering, it is also full of overcoming it [in bed].
Helen Keller

If you are suffering in bed, you need to use your safe-word. Or not, do you.

As a reminder, Sunday comments stand alone and Monday comments will go on the next week’s post.

Note that during the offseason, I’ll probably look at the Sunday posts.

Without further ado, here are the comments of the week.

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Saved the best for last:

BeefReeferLives

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Settling into parental leave with a second kid now. I have a feeling this is gonna be my life when they’re both passed out

Sharkbait

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Welp, I just watched the local news. Turns out, Desert Hot Springs has been under a boil water order since yesterday. Hello cholera!
Gumbygirl

Oregon Trailing it!
WCS

Horatio Cornblower

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For next off season, we should have someone unbiased (GTD or Gumby?) pick a “winner” of each week’s mock draft.

And if we want to use that to make Horatio’s life easier, we could require the winner to nominate a new topic for his consideration.
BrettFavresColonoscopy

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Even though it means my Raiders would constantly be on the bubble (along with these Cardinals), I still wish the NFL had relegation.
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“You remember that one year when Houston had a team called ‘The Texans’ in the NFL Premier?”
“No, stop making things up.”
SonOfSpam

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Just ordered tickets for Grace Potter at a local brewery later this year, combining two of my favorite activities: staring at hot chicks while hoping my wife doesn’t notice, and beer.

I hadn’t paid enough attention and almost paid about three times the actual price when I realized that I was on a resale site that had somehow abused the algorithm well enough to make itself the first site that popped up. Fortunately I tend to read the fine print and realized what was going on.

So hey,

Horatio Cornblower

Do you put Lowratio on your shoulders so he can see the show?

BTW, my phone just autocompleted “Lowratio”.
ballsofsteelandfury

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So maybe, just MAYBE, the Narrative requires Damar to be playing when the Bills win. He’s already a shoo-in for comeback player of the year, but imagine if he got a decisive pick-6 in the Owl and also got MVP, that would be NArrative up the wazoo
Doktor Zymm

Narrative: “Sounds good and all but how does that benefit Mahomes and the Chiefs?”
Redshirt

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See, I’m such a nerd that I didn’t even think about the implications of AA-Ron living where drugs can be delivered to your door. Hope that’s his downfall.

Or the knee in the parking lot, either way.
BrettFavresColonoscopy

I think Rodgers is going to have so much sex in NYC he’ll pull a hammy and be out six weeks.
ballsofsteelandfury

North Jersey
Doktor Zymm

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I would take Rodgers imploding and crying on the field over the Bears winning the division this year.
BrettFavresColonoscopy

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THESE NY JETS, I CALL THEM PRIGOZHIN’S EXPRESS ELEVATOR TO HELL, BECAUSE THEY’RE GOING DOWN!
LemonJello

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https://www.cnn.com/europe/live-news/russia-ukraine-war-news-08-23-23/index.html

He was found next to a suicide note written in a dead language in someone else’s handwriting.
Redshirt

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I think some Russian generals might be a tad nervous right now.
Brick Meathook

They knew the risks they were taking when they chose to be Russian!
blaxabbath

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Prigozhin was playing third-dimensional chess and Putin was playing with explosives.
scotchnaut

He sent an armored force to the capital and then stopped halfway there. Dude, if you try to kill the king you better kill him.
Brick Meathook

THIS.

As soon as he stopped, I knew he was dead.
ballsofsteelandfury

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Furthermore,

Don T

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::Seizes up and kills over:: [ when trying to read Maestro’s P*ts preview]

-Lea Michelle
blaxabbath

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They should give Fatty McGoo prison clothing in sizes appropriate for 215. Let him walk around the yard with his milkshake and love handles hanging out.
King Hippo

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Everyone Said The Same Thing After Donald Trump’s Height, Weight Were Released (msn.com)
Redshirt

Hey the way I see it we’re only in this mess because so many people got too comfortable not calling out lies
Brocky

If I’m the prosecution, I’m bringing in a scale as Exhibit A to show he’s a compulsive liar whose afraid to show weakness or flaws. He opened the door.
Redshirt

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I’m here at the lovely Hampton Suites in Beaumont (CA) and while I was waiting to get on the elevator two of the five people getting off said “sorry!” as they emerged. I wish I’d had the presence of mind to respond “Wait, why are you apologizing? What did you do to that elevator?”
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Is that where VacuuCon is being held this year?
LemonJello

I heard it sucks
BrettFavresColonoscopy

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That shitass dog of mine will swat you with her paw when she wants attention. So I’m reading, and she swatted me on my calf. “Ow, shit Phoebe, quit it!” So I feel something on my leg a minute later and go to swat the bug that I thought was on my leg. There is blood everywhere. Blood is running down my leg, I’ve got a puddle of blood in my shoe; it’s a great big mess. Little shit has punched what looks like a 1/4″ hole in my leg with her claws. So I get this bleeding stopped, and when I go back to where I was sitting there’s that damn dog, lapping up blood that’s gotten into the carpet. Jeezus Christ. Fucking dog is already a great big PITA, I don’t think we want her to get a taste for human flesh.
BugEyedBoo

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Made a manhattan while holding my new kid.

Sharkbait

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Brocky

Kind of funny because one of them is a rapist, one is a rageaholic, one is a fat pathetic loser, and one is all of those things.
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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The part I needed to fix the dryer, completely DIY, has come in.

So far I have correctly dismantled the dryer, only managing to lose one screw down the lint shaft. I am incredibly unhandy around the house. Will I be successful in fixing the dryer all by my big boy self, or will Mrs. Horatio call Sears/Kenmore repair services while I angry drink the rest of the day?

TUNE IN AND FIND OUT!!!
Horatio Cornblower

Is it the heater element/fuses or a motor/belt?
Brick Meathook

Or perhaps something as simple as the door latch (and associated interlock)?
bk109

The motor belt had snapped. Biggest pain in the ass was finding a replacement part, then getting the front panel to snap back on.

The dryer has a new belt and is all put back together. Seems to be running nicely, but I will absolutely be watching the first few loads, (heh, “loads”), go through to make sure nothing bursts into flames.
Horatio Cornblower

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Bob Barker dead at 99. I totally thought that he was dead already.
litre_cola

We had the same conversation here earlier today.

99 is a good life. That’s like cheating death by a good decade.

“And always have your pet spayed or neutered.”
yeah right

He didn’t go over.
litre_cola

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Targetted ads are not all bad. Mrs Cola has been bathing suit shopping for our trip in a month and sending me ideas via social media. Well, my week has been curvy women in bathing suits, and lingerie targetted and its her fault!
litre_cola

My computer thinks I’m a lipstick lesbian. No clue how it could have gotten that idea.
King Hippo

Yeah, I always had you pegged as a bull dyke.
Dunstan

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Mrs. Horatio has been outside for hour manically doing yard work. Currently on a piece of land that belongs to our neighbor.

I am going to have to break out a tranquilizer dart soon.
Horatio Cornblower

For the record I’ve done nothing all day beside read the paper and go to the gym. Gonna live off fixing the dryer myself for a good two weeks.
Horatio Cornblower

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Men, OH MEN! Let me tell you how my weekend has gone. We moved TangerineJello into her dorm for junior year and are officially empty nesters once more. Then I spent today tending to lawn duties and almost taking a hammer to my goddammed chainsaw because I can’t get it to run even after changing the spark plug, air filter, and fuel filter.

I need a drink.
LemonJello

“Have you tried firing it up over the prone body of a hobo? I find the enthusiasm is often enough to fire it up, oftentimes even without gasoline!”

-Anonymous, Canada
Horatio Cornblower

WCS

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Remember that bag of pork up there has 2 tenderloins in it. Use one and freeze the other.

[furrows brow in confusion at how nonsensical this seems]

“Oh! You mean to eat for dessert, like a popsicle!”

– Coach Reid
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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Having some wild mood swings today. Sometimes I hate everything, sometimes I only hate 96% of things
Doktor Zymm

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Here we are.
Just shut down the Sunday Gravy Test Kitchen for the season.

Football soon come!
yeah right

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