Your Treasured Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread

We’ve been through a lot, you and me and Scott Hansen, haven’t we? But it’s not quite over just yet-a tasty NFC East scuffle is before our very eyebulbs.

To the Game!

Cowboys/Giants:

-Stinking Dallas has had New York’s number recently, having won 11 of the last 12 ‘showdowns’. (hard to call it that when one of the participants has been so inept)

-Waller’s hammy-from everything I’ve read-doesn’t seem to concern coaches and training staff that much. He reported tightness on Friday so was given a break as a precaution. As indicated in training camp, a fair amount of things the Giants want to do on offense depend on him being on the field-not necessarily catching the ball per se but just having the D account for him.

-Look for some hot shots downfield headed towards rookie Jalin Hyatt. He’s a fella with 4.38 speed, the likes of which New York hasn’t seen in quite some time. Though the sample is quite small relative to other qb’s, Dimes is very accurate on throws of 20+ yards.

-Deuce Vaughn, (I shall call him Shrimp Toast) the 5’5″, 173 pound rookie running back on the Cowboys seems to be just the kind of player that will befuddle the Giants D. He’ll follow in the fine tradition of Jason Witten, D-Jax and Boston Scott as a talent that New York has no answer for. I’m not looking forward to the next half decade or so.

-As noted in my Giants preview, the D is going to start two rookies (Banks and Hawkins) as boundary cornerbacks. I’m sure they’ll be fine at some point but at times it’s going to be painful to watch. This scenario is what happens when you have a dearth of talent at one position so it’s somewhat expected.

Do it.

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Spur

off a blocked kick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck yeah

Mr. Ayo

A just reward for Spur’s return.

fleshwound_NPG

ah, nfc east football

fleshwound_NPG

missed xp

more nfc east football!

Spur

TD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sharkbait

Did NOT have that as the ending to the Giants drive.

JustStopDude

Lol Giants.

JustStopDude

“I see your derp sir, and I raise you another derp. Yee Haw!” – Cowboys.

Mr. Ayo

Never change Gigantes.

ThePirateSloth

“Not every quarterback wants to run the football Mike”

This asshole gets paid for this shit

Spur

Did Hippo rage quit over Donks?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

As long as he didn’t rage OD

Redshirt

The Bengals got me daydrinking. Its a possibility.

Mr. Ayo

No way. They at least looked competent blowing this one.

LemonJello

Hippo post-game, Artist’s Concept:

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Captain Bluebunny in an FDNY hat is just perfect, except he’s usually starting the dumpster fires rather than extinguishing them.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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Spur

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Spur

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Brick Meathook

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Enough with the self portraits, Brick

Spur

Fuck your flag. Danny wants to be brave its going to cost him

BrettFavresColonoscopy

3 flags? For Daniel Jones? That’s at least two too many.

fleshwound_NPG

of course the dumbest penalty of the whole kickoff weekend involves the cowboys

BrettFavresColonoscopy

It’s almost 830 and my pizza projected to arrive around 805 still isn’t here yet. I’m sure it has nothing to do with Lady BFC ordering from the fancy place instead of me walking up the street for pick up.

LemonJello

Fatt Sackford would not stand for that kind of delay.

fleshwound_NPG

done with delivery. just WAY too many fuckups. pickup good. wifeys homemade better.

Redshirt

10 yards. I lost a parlay bet because Seahawk’s Kevin Walker III couldn’t get 10 rushing yards in two quarters.

I mean, it was only for $30, but still.

Redshirt

I know I got his name wrong, but he lost me a bet, so who cares.

LemonJello

No flyover at MetLife?

fleshwound_NPG

its raining. the f-35 jets crashed.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Planes during a NYC 9/11 tribute would have been a classic NFL move

Redshirt

“Please rise for the lighting of the inflammable steel beams.”

clint greasewood

National Anthem from the Shequalizer.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Lol Queen Latifah with an all cop backing group? 90s Queen Latifah would slap the shit out of her.

fleshwound_NPG
ballsofsteelandfury

That’s a great article!

Spur

U-N-I-T-Y

Spur

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

What was so memorable about that particular moment of silence?

fleshwound_NPG

cris shut the fuck up for once

LemonJello

Evergreen.

fleshwound_NPG

happy saudis won the terror war holiday weekend

Spur

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ballsofsteelandfury

Homer drool gif

ThePirateSloth

Fucking Rams

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ThePirateSloth

I drove three hours and drank ALL this beer for that effort?!?! FACK YOU SEAHAWKS OC

Spur

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Spur

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yeah right

That Charger Dolphins game was crazy fun.

fleshwound_NPG

all charger games guarantee some a form of crazy

LemonJello

Ms Underwood’s outfit screams “Blades of Glory 2’s antagonist” to me.

BugEyedBoo

Lots of junk in her trunk. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

ballsofsteelandfury

Absolutely not!

Mr. Ayo

Whose thighs are bigger? Hers or Barkley?

Spur

let’s do this. Micah kill and skin Danny Jones.

ballsofsteelandfury

What kind of ugly outfit is Maria Ford wearing tonight?

Mr. Ayo

In her defense, she is pregnant

ballsofsteelandfury

That’s no excuse for a horrible outfit.

Spur

then lets see those milkers!

Gumbygirl

Ha, I’m glad you’re back. I miss you when you’re not here!

Spur

oh thanks. I assumed the rank and file hated me

ballsofsteelandfury

Taylor, Ford, same ugly outfit

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Gumbygirl

Did she a Maria Taylor go shopping together? Yikes.

ballsofsteelandfury

Turns out I pulled a Gumby and mixed up Maria Ford and Maria Taylor…

ballsofsteelandfury

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Gumbygirl

I knew who you meant, lol. Tonight she’s going for the Music Man/ Michael Jackson thang. It’s a look.

Spur

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LemonJello

Have we been waiting all day for Sunday night?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

More or less. It’s hot as fuck here in L.A.

yeah right

That morning rain thing didn’t help.

Brick Meathook

Did it rain this morning? I got a high surf advisory alarm at 6 AM today from a weather app on my phone for some unknown reason.

/goes to dick joke website to get weather conditions outside his own window

Gumbygirl

We just got gloomy skies, no rain.

yeah right

It rained rained. Like real fucking rain. Good hour or so.

Sharkbait

That song hits different when you don’t have work the next day

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I didn’t think I could hate a broadcaster more than Cris Collinsworth, but then they foisted his kid upon us.

fleshwound_NPG

real talk: all nfl broadcasters right now are varying degrees of not good to bad…excluding kevin harlan

ballsofsteelandfury

Kevin Harlan is the best announcer left

Gumbygirl

I saw for the first time he spells his name Jac. That is horrible, someone should kick his ass.

Spur

Dis work?
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Mr. Ayo

Of course

Spur

Sweet , Time for Spur’s All Including Sexy Sunday Night

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Face doesn’t show up

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Looks more like “play” to me.

Spur

Heard some of you dont have ESPN? You’re going miss the Rodgers decapitation tomorrow

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[runs through clubhouse wearing nothing but a “SOLE POSSESSION OF 1ST PLACE IN THE AFC WEST FOR THE FIRST TIME IN GOD ONLY KNOWS HOW LONG” bandana wrapped around his wing-wang]

fleshwound_NPG

bears fandom the past quarter century has been good at one thing: letting me know hockey season is almost here

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Well Chris Berman just called the Commanders QB Thurston Howell, so that nickname is dead.

LemonJello

Berman ruins everything. Bastard.

herodotus450

Sam Thurston Howell’in at the Moon in My Eye Like a Big Pizza Pie is still on the table though

Gumbygirl

Howell he totally blow it next week?

Spur

Plenty of room on Cowboys wagon if anyone wants to hop on.

WCS

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I watched that whole Bears game and still won’t switch from them to Dallas.

LemonJello

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fleshwound_NPG

no thanks, i like not having people hate me

Spur

The hate is so cool. Its feeds me

ballsofsteelandfury

My best friend is from Dallas and a Cowboys fan. We suffer together.

JustStopDude

Is NBC going under? I’m used to seeing 22 talking heads on this Sunday Night in America.

LemonJello

Lowratio ready for this game?

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fleshwound_NPG

afc west division leading RAIDAHHS, because why not

BrettFavresColonoscopy

So who do you think can throw it all the way down the field to Hyatt? I predict no vacancy.

Spur
Mr. Ayo

Close enough.

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Spur

how?

Mr. Ayo

Go the link, click the Share link, then the Copy GIF link

Spur

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Spur

nope

Mr. Ayo

??? It worked. I can see it.

LemonJello

No.

LemonJello

When will Bradshaw be taken upstate to a nice farm where he can relax?

The Maestro

Whenever it happens, I just hope somehow they’ll let me do the honoUrs.

Spur

Its 2023 and I still cant get SNF in 4K.
What the fuck happened to America!?!? JFK would have put a man on Titan to ensure we had the best tech

WCS

thanks nobummer

Spur

Winner Winner on 3 teamer
pack +1.5
Iggles -3.5
Jags -4.5

LemonJello

Frescas for everyone on Spur!

WCS

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Spur

You took the Donks like Hippo said?
That’s why theyre on the pills bud

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