We’ve been through a lot, you and me and Scott Hansen, haven’t we? But it’s not quite over just yet-a tasty NFC East scuffle is before our very eyebulbs.
To the Game!
Cowboys/Giants:
-Stinking Dallas has had New York’s number recently, having won 11 of the last 12 ‘showdowns’. (hard to call it that when one of the participants has been so inept)
-Waller’s hammy-from everything I’ve read-doesn’t seem to concern coaches and training staff that much. He reported tightness on Friday so was given a break as a precaution. As indicated in training camp, a fair amount of things the Giants want to do on offense depend on him being on the field-not necessarily catching the ball per se but just having the D account for him.
-Look for some hot shots downfield headed towards rookie Jalin Hyatt. He’s a fella with 4.38 speed, the likes of which New York hasn’t seen in quite some time. Though the sample is quite small relative to other qb’s, Dimes is very accurate on throws of 20+ yards.
-Deuce Vaughn, (I shall call him Shrimp Toast) the 5’5″, 173 pound rookie running back on the Cowboys seems to be just the kind of player that will befuddle the Giants D. He’ll follow in the fine tradition of Jason Witten, D-Jax and Boston Scott as a talent that New York has no answer for. I’m not looking forward to the next half decade or so.
-As noted in my Giants preview, the D is going to start two rookies (Banks and Hawkins) as boundary cornerbacks. I’m sure they’ll be fine at some point but at times it’s going to be painful to watch. This scenario is what happens when you have a dearth of talent at one position so it’s somewhat expected.
Do it.
off a blocked kick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck yeah
A just reward for Spur’s return.
ah, nfc east football
missed xp
more nfc east football!
TD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did NOT have that as the ending to the Giants drive.
Lol Giants.
“I see your derp sir, and I raise you another derp. Yee Haw!” – Cowboys.
Never change Gigantes.
“Not every quarterback wants to run the football Mike”
This asshole gets paid for this shit
Did Hippo rage quit over Donks?
As long as he didn’t rage OD
The Bengals got me daydrinking. Its a possibility.
No way. They at least looked competent blowing this one.
Hippo post-game, Artist’s Concept:
Captain Bluebunny in an FDNY hat is just perfect, except he’s usually starting the dumpster fires rather than extinguishing them.
Enough with the self portraits, Brick
Fuck your flag. Danny wants to be brave its going to cost him
3 flags? For Daniel Jones? That’s at least two too many.
of course the dumbest penalty of the whole kickoff weekend involves the cowboys
It’s almost 830 and my pizza projected to arrive around 805 still isn’t here yet. I’m sure it has nothing to do with Lady BFC ordering from the fancy place instead of me walking up the street for pick up.
Fatt Sackford would not stand for that kind of delay.
done with delivery. just WAY too many fuckups. pickup good. wifeys homemade better.
10 yards. I lost a parlay bet because Seahawk’s Kevin Walker III couldn’t get 10 rushing yards in two quarters.
I mean, it was only for $30, but still.
I know I got his name wrong, but he lost me a bet, so who cares.
No flyover at MetLife?
its raining. the f-35 jets crashed.
Planes during a NYC 9/11 tribute would have been a classic NFL move
“Please rise for the lighting of the inflammable steel beams.”
National Anthem from the Shequalizer.
Lol Queen Latifah with an all cop backing group? 90s Queen Latifah would slap the shit out of her.
hip hop is LONG dead https://defector.com/50-years-later-is-there-anything-left-of-hip-hop
That’s a great article!
U-N-I-T-Y
https://youtu.be/toAEQTsidvg?si=JMcKD9aZeKGBbaHE
What was so memorable about that particular moment of silence?
cris shut the fuck up for once
Evergreen.
happy saudis won the terror war holiday weekend
Homer drool gif
Fucking Rams
I drove three hours and drank ALL this beer for that effort?!?! FACK YOU SEAHAWKS OC
That Charger Dolphins game was crazy fun.
all charger games guarantee some a form of crazy
Ms Underwood’s outfit screams “Blades of Glory 2’s antagonist” to me.
Lots of junk in her trunk. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Absolutely not!
Whose thighs are bigger? Hers or Barkley?
let’s do this. Micah kill and skin Danny Jones.
What kind of ugly outfit is Maria Ford wearing tonight?
In her defense, she is pregnant
That’s no excuse for a horrible outfit.
then lets see those milkers!
Ha, I’m glad you’re back. I miss you when you’re not here!
oh thanks. I assumed the rank and file hated me
Taylor, Ford, same ugly outfit
Did she a Maria Taylor go shopping together? Yikes.
Turns out I pulled a Gumby and mixed up Maria Ford and Maria Taylor…
I knew who you meant, lol. Tonight she’s going for the Music Man/ Michael Jackson thang. It’s a look.
Have we been waiting all day for Sunday night?
More or less. It’s hot as fuck here in L.A.
That morning rain thing didn’t help.
Did it rain this morning? I got a high surf advisory alarm at 6 AM today from a weather app on my phone for some unknown reason.
/goes to dick joke website to get weather conditions outside his own window
We just got gloomy skies, no rain.
It rained rained. Like real fucking rain. Good hour or so.
That song hits different when you don’t have work the next day
I didn’t think I could hate a broadcaster more than Cris Collinsworth, but then they foisted his kid upon us.
real talk: all nfl broadcasters right now are varying degrees of not good to bad…excluding kevin harlan
Kevin Harlan is the best announcer left
I saw for the first time he spells his name Jac. That is horrible, someone should kick his ass.
Dis work?
Of course
Sweet , Time for Spur’s All Including Sexy Sunday Night
Face doesn’t show up
Looks more like “play” to me.
Heard some of you dont have ESPN? You’re going miss the Rodgers decapitation tomorrow
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
[runs through clubhouse wearing nothing but a “SOLE POSSESSION OF 1ST PLACE IN THE AFC WEST FOR THE FIRST TIME IN GOD ONLY KNOWS HOW LONG” bandana wrapped around his wing-wang]
bears fandom the past quarter century has been good at one thing: letting me know hockey season is almost here
Well Chris Berman just called the Commanders QB Thurston Howell, so that nickname is dead.
Berman ruins everything. Bastard.
Sam Thurston Howell’in at the Moon in My Eye Like a Big Pizza Pie is still on the table though
Howell he totally blow it next week?
Plenty of room on Cowboys wagon if anyone wants to hop on.
I watched that whole Bears game and still won’t switch from them to Dallas.
no thanks, i like not having people hate me
The hate is so cool. Its feeds me
My best friend is from Dallas and a Cowboys fan. We suffer together.
Is NBC going under? I’m used to seeing 22 talking heads on this Sunday Night in America.
Lowratio ready for this game?
afc west division leading RAIDAHHS, because why not
So who do you think can throw it all the way down the field to Hyatt? I predict no vacancy.
This work?
https://media.giphy.com/media/13dAh4pfi3JL68/giphy.mp4
Close enough.
how?
Go the link, click the Share link, then the Copy GIF link
nope
??? It worked. I can see it.
No.
When will Bradshaw be taken upstate to a nice farm where he can relax?
Whenever it happens, I just hope somehow they’ll let me do the honoUrs.
Its 2023 and I still cant get SNF in 4K.
What the fuck happened to America!?!? JFK would have put a man on Titan to ensure we had the best tech
thanks nobummer
Winner Winner on 3 teamer
pack +1.5
Iggles -3.5
Jags -4.5
Frescas for everyone on Spur!
You took the Donks like Hippo said?
That’s why theyre on the pills bud