Night FITBAW Deserves a Quiet Night?

Well, I’d rather have it be noisy.  The schedulers disagree. though.

Ballsy: Oh, the Colorado Derby will be quite noisy! The Colorado State coach started talking shit about Deion and then he clapped back and, well, I expect there to be a lot of extracurricular activities in this game. Hi! I’m back despite my anal sex joke from last week!

Tennessee (-6) at Florida (7:00, ESPN)

Orange abortion uniforms, everywhere.  Florida Men have looked like warmed-over ass so far, but they’ll be up for a rivalry game in The Swamp.

Ballsy: I did not know that drinking mustard was a Tennessee thing. Apparently it is. T for Titties?

Original Recipe Big Love (+8) at Arkansas (7:30, ESPN2)

Here’s the second Moneyline itch of the day – Pig Sooey haven’t impressed, and not sure they will pass this first real test of the season.

Ballsy:  My best friend’s wife went to Arkansas and suffers with them every football season. I would make fun of her, but she’s suffered enough.

Pitt (+2.5) at West By God Virginia (7:30, ABC)

I mean, at least these two sides/fanbases hate one another.  Viva Hate!

Ballsy: If I’m correct, this is the Gumbygirl/WCS Derby. I could be wrong, though. I do know that WCS really cares about this game, though.

TCU (-7.5) at Houston (8:00, Fox)

This wet noodle is the first daily mention of “Big” Fox.  Yeesh, what a slate.  Should be some scoring here, at least.  See how angry Sonny Dykes is about sparking the “SKO BUFFS” phenomenon.

Ballsy: I like Texas ladies. That accent slays me…

Colorado State (+24) at Colorado (10:00, ESPN)

Hippo is very, very tired of these Pro ‘Rasslin-style “feuds” each week’s coach stages (and yes, I do believe it is 100% staged/scripted) with Coach Prime.  They’ll sleepwalk through this one, but if you’re awake…I guess it’s better than staring at the wall.

Ballsy: If you can do a parlay on the OVER and there being a bench-clearing brawl in this game, RUN DON’T WALK to the bookie and bet the kids’ college funds on it.