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"This site goes down so often we oughta change the name to “Dating Nancy Reagan”" – Horatio
I think Scotchy might be passed out, so here you go.
Dolphins (+3) at Iggles (8:20, NBC)
5-1 from the AFC against 5-1 from the NFC! Genuine Superb Owl contenders!! Sweet Dee and real life husband Mac MAYBE in the crowd?
Watch me violate that word count, screw you WordPress.
I feel kind of bad because I think I might be an asshole sometime in the next couple months, but I’m not an asshole yet so gonna roll with it!
Like an epitaph on Goatse’s tombstone.
I’m kind of amazed no one has made a goatse biopic. There must be an interesting back story there and I also hope he went on to have a nice life maybe with weirdly christian betty page
Ok Cris. Let’s pump the brakes here. It really isn’t that gutsy of a call to go for it on 4th and inches inside your 30 when you have the best player at the position running the push and it works at like a 90% rate.
Shhhhh….the narrative has got to be laid out. Like a 15 year old flat chested girl trying to make a mountain out of a mosquito bite.
He had to be shamed into doing it, too. But at least he listened. A bro like Sirriani knows he can’t argue with Hurts’ quads, man.
I legit shudder what I would do if the bears win the super bowl.
Pretty sure you have at least another season to worry about that.
Eagles need to stay with these old school unis.
Love that the Big Bad from the absolutely brutal version of The Punisher is playing the vaguely effeminate spokesperson for T-Mobile in these ads for AT&T.
biggest hit this game has been to Tua’s agent
Was there a better draft pick last year than Jordan Davis?
Unquestionably not.
Mrs. Horatio advises me that Home Depot is covered in Xmas trees. It is October 22nd. You know what this means.
Never not going to +1 the fuck out of Mojo Nixon.
Fucking hell.
The war on Christmas will not end until Christmas ends its illegal occupation of October and November
Freezing my ass off at Amusement Park. How’s SNF game?
…..king’s island?
Yeah.
The got a Halloween night like six flags?
I guess the game has been entertaining, not too bad
Yeah. All of Cedar Fair parks have them.
My cousin had a job there, got free passes for the summer, still wish they hadn’t swapped the phantom ride for Scooby-Doo
Collinsworth, looking at Hurts taking a shot to the abdomen: “I don’t care if I’m taking a shot to the chin…”
Deanna Favre: “Maybe it’s a football thing where they can’t find certain crucial parts of the human body.”
Phillips rivers has…..
not entered the chat?
How the sweet Jeebus tittyfuck did he catch that? And the bollocks on Hurts to THROW that??
unleashing the dragon 2023
Watching Emily in Paris, does anyone have Rikki Tikki’s address? I want to mail a special package to him.
you sending him your hostage takers demands?
Settle down, Kacznyski.
Cows been in your yard again?
They’re getting out every night, but Mrs. Horatio has called the town before they’ve gotten into our yard.
This has actually gotten to the point where it’s not funny anymore. The guy’s a jerk, but he’s also old and in poor health, and no one in the neighborhood thinks this is going to end well.
Is your yard getting fertilized?
I have scooped some cow patties out of the back field and thrown them in my compost pile.
Waste not want not.
I love the tush push!
Stay out of Balls’s territory.
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