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"This site goes down so often we oughta change the name to “Dating Nancy Reagan”" – Horatio
I think Scotchy might be passed out, so here you go.
Dolphins (+3) at Iggles (8:20, NBC)
5-1 from the AFC against 5-1 from the NFC! Genuine Superb Owl contenders!! Sweet Dee and real life husband Mac MAYBE in the crowd?
Watch me violate that word count, screw you WordPress.
Rolling Tank rolls on!
If you get a job and feel like it’s all coming together you really should buy a Chevy, because when that piece of shit falls apart within months you’ll learn to stay on your toes and never take anything for granted.
penguin species andis reidius
Andy if he got hired by the steelers?
What did it do, eat a puffer fish?
What decade am I in? New shows of Quantum Leap and Magnum P.I? Why no Simon And Simon?
surprised nobody wants a piece of some jake and the fat man or some perfect strangers
Jake Delhomme trying to talk Andy Reid to sign him as a QB coach
I want an entire Huggy Bear universe show. With full 1970s blaxploitation awkwardness.
Don’t forget the “Fraser” reboot
Fucking Knight Rider or die
Airwolf
You’ve got to admit, a Knight Rider remake would be hilarious.
“So, you want me to fight crime using… a car?”
“Yes. But this is a very special car. It has access to vast information networks, it can talk, and it can even drive itself!”
City of Men 4, Bristol City nil
And Pompey? Took an early 1-nil lead at Wigan…but was level at the half. Deciding goal around 80’…and it was to Wigan. Fookin’ Wigan!!
We have a Cup final (Wednesday) and a Shempions final (Juve) still to come
aw shit
Christ-a-mighty, Cameron Diaz still looks incredible.
She’ll never look as good as she did in The Mask.
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Because that is impossible according to the laws of physics.
This is the first time in my life I ever wanted to watch a Jim Carrey* moviefilm.
*he was really good in the excellent “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind” but I didn’t know that going in. Also, “In Living ColoUr” was not a moviefilm.
Liar! Liar! was grear.
Great not grear.
Greer was also in “In Living ColoUr” tho!
Wooooooooo
/freezer vodka league lead probably not gonna hold up though
Certainly sudden. Deffo a change.
BLEERGH dominating today like the 2000 ravens
a ball dont lie pick six!
todays referees sponsored by Draft Kings
Man, Tyreek’s kids wishes his dad had such shitty hand speed at home.
Mostert got the halftime feel good juice
Got to say I did not predict that Ruxin from The League would end up coaching the Miami Dolphins
much more of a Raffi team
Holy fuck this is good. And at 10% means I’ll be sipping it and then switching to water once it’s finished.
Any hints of the taste of rum? Since it was brewed with sugar cane?
Yes, excellent call. I’m terrible at IDing flavors but now that you say that it there’s definitely a rum taste to it.
Will you though…
Maybe after the second one.
That’s the Horatio I know.
Confession time:
I’m actually finding some of the negative reactions to taylor swift funny, just so many stupid people getting in a tizzy, shits funny
I hope Taylor and Travis get married and have a bunch of kids and just be-bop through life pissing everyone off.
And her next album is about how great he is and how utterly shit her exes are ….
Just 13 different covers of this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcl8xx5tPbc
Which is an absolutely fantastic, by the way. Maria McKee could fucking wail.
I loved them. She has such an amazing voice, stage presence up the wazoo, and a really kickass band behind her. It has always puzzled me why they weren’t hugely successful.
first kid they drop then Zach Wilson all over her
He’ll make a pass at Taylor and wind up breaking up the Mahomes marriage.
I’m thinking she’ll stick with Travis over the Milf Hunter. Tight end, ‘nuf said!
The How Dare You Like What I Like Brigade out in force?
Sweet! Five Nights at Freddie’s start this weekend!
One of my favorite things about Mike McDaniel is that he clearly knows what he’s doing but always give the impression that no one is more puzzled than him about what he’s doing out there.
its the iron underwear he has on to protect against wedgies
Jokes on you! He goes commando!
Tyreek Hill is a terrible father, but really fucking good at football.
I guess you can’t be both…..
– A. Petterson
Walter payton’s kids turned out alright,
Just saying…
He was the closest thing I had to a super-hero as a kid. When the 80’s Bears died during that ‘88 NFC championship game, so did my childhood. Actually cried the night he died. Reading Pearlman’s book broke my heart.
sprinke on top of his issues some super-CTE, i bet. just look at his helmet in those old pics…
Yeah, but that was Walter Payton, the man was more than fuking good, he was amazing. A man like him is great at anything.
And for that, he should be celebrated and held up as a role model for…
Wait, what?
Abstinence Day? Planned Parenthood?
Evening, folks. I just got off a plane from Nova Scotia. Missed the FACKIN GREATRIOTS BUT THEY FACKIN’ GOT IT DONE AND WE AHH BACK ON TRACK FAH A FACKIN’ SUPAH BOWL!! NO ONE DENIES THIS!!
Anyways I see I’m just tuning in to more surprising lopsidery ce soir. Any other good shit from earlier??
BLEERGH on a heater today
I am entering Matchday 38, May of 2216. City of Men, Pompey, and Bristol City are in a 3-way mashup, all on 77 points. Gilkey plays Bristol at home, but we have the weakest GD so need a win and help.
Finishing 3rd would be an almost unbelievable humiliation.
So does Gilkey need human blood to survive or does blood from any animal work for him?
We use all, can’t take any chances
Well at least he is in England so no need to worry about the sun.
By 2216 global warming will give England the climate of Tahiti.
Tahiti, of course, having long since become uninhabitable.
But what color will the hats be that the food vendors wear? See if any knows this one.
Nothing like getting a migraine on a Sunday evening. Ugggggggggggh
Boo! Feel better, migraines suck.
sinus headache here, sinuses been a bitch ass motherfucker all week
I feel mine’s building too. Full work schedule tomorrow, of course.
Rolling TankDOWN!
no touchdown, ass down
yes touchdown, ass push!
I wish you would replace Collinsworth.
-Me, to a mime
Eli Apple committed holding, no way!
And I am somehow positive that he was actually responsible for that Eagles td.
just trying to make a plaaaayyyyyy
to make her lover staaaayyyyy
I’ll wager the Sun will rise in the East tomorrow after all!
You coming to DFOcon?
No. Schedule does not work for me and I’ve never been particularly interested in Vegas.
I do encourage all of you to at least equal the fun we had in glorious Baltimore.
Will certainly try.
Road Tua ain’t quite Home Tua
His back is acting up from sleeping on those strange hotel mattresses.
-Miami Medical Staff
hes lucky the iggles didnt bring back the throwback kelly green concrete field surface
Trent Tua! He’s a fine little teapot
I kind of want Grumblelord to catch Shula. Because fuck everyone involved with the 72 LOLfins
I wanna say something about Halas, but he was pretty dirty at time too
There is someone in my house other than me or this edible was really LSD.
Well, as long as you are still ARMED and not just Hammered, should be fine from your perspective. STAND YOUR GROUND!!
I walked around dual wielding my short sword and one of the kitchen cleavers. Must have been the silence getting to me so kn comes Bossa Nova radio on Pandora.
You took some GOOD SHIT, huzzah!
Must be the squirrels in the attic, take that as you may.
MULTIPLE Lowratios?? KINKY
That would be the Leagues of Voltan.
I’m sure it’s nothing WarHammer related that is going to turn your insides into your outsides just for the hell of it.
Well the house is void shielded no chaos Demons at least,
Hurts been watching Euro league
What was the Eagles penalty? Dolphins hand over the ball so offsides but didn’t see a move to offset?
none. ref thought the guards hand was near the ball (only the center can do that) but it really was the center’s hand. hail BLEERGH
Well fuck. Low bar lower
what an amazingly dogshit week for nfl officiating, which is saying a LOT
lol another BLEERGH
JFC, what a terrible call.
The scriptwriters are still getting back into regular season form after the strike.
Guy who wrote ‘The Pope of Greenwich Village’ has passed away. Put a bandage around that thumb stump and try to raise a glass.
flag football being an olympic sport musta cost the gingerhammer a mint to the ioc
Nice thing about the IOC, you never have to worry whether they are amenable to such.
“I’ll say one thing about Tyreek Hill…”
So will I, Cris, but I doubt we’ll be saying the same thing.
Oh cool. Maestro has Tyreek Hill.
Wait, BLEEEEEEERGH reprieve!
What did Mostert say to that gypsy woman he passed entering the stadium tonight?
My theory is, “Slept with lineman’s wife.”
“THINNER”
SUDDEN CHANGE
Where are my manners?
SHUT. UP. CRIS!
My apologies for not stating this earlier.
I haven’t seen Miami play this year, except highlights. ThIs could be a decent game.
SOB. A college friend just reached out with some important information.
The drum beat in Metallica’s One is actually the morse code for SOS.
Is this common knowledge?
It’s not something I keep in the front of my mind, but reading that I’m pretty sure I have heard that before.
“_________________.”
-jason newsted, 1988
I liked this but I have no idea what the reference means. He was a part of Metallica I’d guess?
jason was the replacement for deceased bass player cliff burton. metallica were still not over his death, so the bass is almost completely mute on the first album with him
I’ve got a bootleg of “…Justice” where somebody dubbed in the bass track from the Guitar Hero mix and it fucking slaps.
Collinsworth is really harshing my buzz. Gotta go silent movie for this game.
I’m not watching this, but please will Tua to a huge non back injuring game
Tyreek with an extended button hook to compliment his right hook
Fuck Altuve, fuck Alvarez, and triple fuck the cheating Astericks.
But even more than that, fuck Collinsworth with his own stupid nose right in his stupid fucking mouth.
Bananas! Was yakking with the latest Concussion Kid and dropped the ball. Thanks Hippo for recognizing what was going on.
Fiona Apple ended up in Miami?? Good for her, with all the easy access to beak and all.
Kelce and Swift, sitting in a tree
F – U – C – K NBC
I’m sure they will do some fucking tonight! Yee-haw!!
The Swifties:
I wish I could give this more +1s.
Thank you for your service, Other Hippo. I was getting quite stressed still working the afternoon thread while awaiting the proper forum for my brain drippings.
Without guardrails, what do we have? CHAOS. GODDAMNED CHAOS!!!
But is that Good, Neutral, or Evil Chaos?
/rolls to see myself out
YES, and I did once own a 20-sided die
Once? I think I’ve had like four sets of such dice.
And you call yourself a nerd.
I have at least 4 sets in my desk right now, plus boxes of 50 6 sided dice to play Warhammer. And I just got my Eagle Transport Ship that was in Space 1999. Hmm, I think I should watch the pilot episode and listen to Prince’s 1999 album.
On second thought, that sounds kinda fun.
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