Your Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread

Injuries just keep on happening and that’s why we got DeVito Jr and Truth Biscuit. There’s already enough lousy qb play without more backups added to the pile.

To The Game!

Bears/Chargers:

-Tyson’s aDoT was 2.1 last week but one can’t argue with success-he got the W. Thing is, this game script will likely force him further afield and no one knows what he can do or how effective he’ll be.

-Squeaker Squad: All but one Charger game has been decided by one score or less. Yes, they’re this year’s Vikes but it’s not reflected in a good record.

-What Happened? The Bears run D was 31st last year so some progress was bound to happen . But this? They’re ranked in the top five!

-Herbert needs just 98 yards to pass DAK! for the most yards passing thru three seasons.

-Can’t wait to see viral Chargers fan that will cheer for them “whether or not they finish 3-12”. (?)

-Herbert started off with games of 305 and 405 yards but has nothing more than 259 yards since including a stinker of 167. A bunch of onlookers are pointing the finger at his injured finger.

-Maybe take the over on Roschon and D’Onta’s rush totals, whatever that might be. Staley doesn’t bother with the ‘heavy’ box thingy so it’s easy to run on them.

Do it.

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Mr. Ayo
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(obligatory “fuck spanos”)

fleshwound_NPG

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fleshwound_NPG

“big game”

lol cris

Doktor Zymm

I mean, the field is a whole 100 yards, that’s really big if you’re a toddler!

fleshwound_NPG

welp officials are done with this game, hit simulate and get out

Gatoraids

Bagent Orange side effects dont reveal themselves for some time

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The Bears should sign a deal with Netflix to do their own comedy special.

fleshwound_NPG

the whole nfc north here pretty soon (waiting for the lions to lion)

Doktor Zymm

They can play the football version of the Harlem Globetrotters every week!

Doktor Zymm

It’s a good thing I never got good at understanding French. There’s a French news report on in my taxi and I can understand ‘Gaza’, ‘Hamas’, and ‘terrorist’ but thankfully nothing else

fleshwound_NPG

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yeah right

We’ll be right back in 30 seconds right after we shove another commercial up your ass.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m guessing the reason that NBC went with the instrumental version of the Friends theme song when they mentioned Matthew Perry is because of the whole “D.O.A.” bit in the lyrics.

herodotus450

Also the fact that the lyrics suck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S8wBNoiv90

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I don’t think even the Chargers could blow this big of a lead without Josh McDaniels’ help.

BugEyedBoo

*Kyle Shanahan has entered the chat*

WCS

/Brandon Staley calls for consecutive intentional safeties and free-kick returns for touchdowns

fleshwound_NPG

1992 oilers: *still dead*

Brick Meathook

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yeah right

That’s right there on Prarie. Walking distance to the stadium.

ballsofsteelandfury

There’s another one on Florence

Doktor Zymm

Just landed in Chicago and checked the score and LOL

Dunstan

I thought we had an understanding that Christmas ads wouldn’t start until at least Halloween was over.

Clearly we have no choice but to resume — and win — the War on Christmas. VICTORY SHALL BE OURS!!!!

Doktor Zymm

I’m in as long as I don’t have to buy any starbucks

Brocky

I’ve joked verbatim before:

man it seems the war on Christmas comes earlier every year

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’ve seen better tackle at Cub scout fishing trips

LemonJello

Mr. Trestman, this is an Arby’s.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Oh, welcome back, Coach Reid. Has it been ninety minutes already?”

Mr. Ayo

“The sign clearly says all you can eat. By my grace I’ve granted you this 90 minute break. But now, I must return.”

fleshwound_NPG

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Brick Meathook

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ballsofsteelandfury

9th Street/Olympic?

ballsofsteelandfury

Actually, San Julian

ballsofsteelandfury

I’ve parked in that parking lot

Brick Meathook

It’s right around there

Mr. Ayo

Camp out!