Injuries just keep on happening and that’s why we got DeVito Jr and Truth Biscuit. There’s already enough lousy qb play without more backups added to the pile.
To The Game!
Bears/Chargers:
-Tyson’s aDoT was 2.1 last week but one can’t argue with success-he got the W. Thing is, this game script will likely force him further afield and no one knows what he can do or how effective he’ll be.
-Squeaker Squad: All but one Charger game has been decided by one score or less. Yes, they’re this year’s Vikes but it’s not reflected in a good record.
-What Happened? The Bears run D was 31st last year so some progress was bound to happen . But this? They’re ranked in the top five!
-Herbert needs just 98 yards to pass DAK! for the most yards passing thru three seasons.
-Can’t wait to see viral Chargers fan that will cheer for them “whether or not they finish 3-12”. (?)
-Herbert started off with games of 305 and 405 yards but has nothing more than 259 yards since including a stinker of 167. A bunch of onlookers are pointing the finger at his injured finger.
-Maybe take the over on Roschon and D’Onta’s rush totals, whatever that might be. Staley doesn’t bother with the ‘heavy’ box thingy so it’s easy to run on them.
Do it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1GxjzHm5us
(obligatory “fuck spanos”)
“big game”
lol cris
I mean, the field is a whole 100 yards, that’s really big if you’re a toddler!
welp officials are done with this game, hit simulate and get out
Bagent Orange side effects dont reveal themselves for some time
The Bears should sign a deal with Netflix to do their own comedy special.
the whole nfc north here pretty soon (waiting for the lions to lion)
They can play the football version of the Harlem Globetrotters every week!
It’s a good thing I never got good at understanding French. There’s a French news report on in my taxi and I can understand ‘Gaza’, ‘Hamas’, and ‘terrorist’ but thankfully nothing else
We’ll be right back in 30 seconds right after we shove another commercial up your ass.
I’m guessing the reason that NBC went with the instrumental version of the Friends theme song when they mentioned Matthew Perry is because of the whole “D.O.A.” bit in the lyrics.
Also the fact that the lyrics suck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S8wBNoiv90
I don’t think even the Chargers could blow this big of a lead without Josh McDaniels’ help.
*Kyle Shanahan has entered the chat*
/Brandon Staley calls for consecutive intentional safeties and free-kick returns for touchdowns
1992 oilers: *still dead*
That’s right there on Prarie. Walking distance to the stadium.
There’s another one on Florence
Just landed in Chicago and checked the score and LOL
I thought we had an understanding that Christmas ads wouldn’t start until at least Halloween was over.
Clearly we have no choice but to resume — and win — the War on Christmas. VICTORY SHALL BE OURS!!!!
I’m in as long as I don’t have to buy any starbucks
I’ve joked verbatim before:
man it seems the war on Christmas comes earlier every year
I’ve seen better tackle at Cub scout fishing trips
Mr. Trestman, this is an Arby’s.
“Oh, welcome back, Coach Reid. Has it been ninety minutes already?”
“The sign clearly says all you can eat. By my grace I’ve granted you this 90 minute break. But now, I must return.”
9th Street/Olympic?
Actually, San Julian
I’ve parked in that parking lot
It’s right around there
Camp out!