A mere three games to whet your whistle. Business as usual I guess. How many qb’s died or had near-death experiences in the early games? More Rookie QB’s Need To Play, I say.
To The Games!
Bucs/Niners:
Did you know that Tampa has the league’s best red zone D? Doesn’t seem right somehow, does it? That’s what my homework tells me. Speaking of homework, maybe a certain company’s IT department could have done some work ahead and checked the name of the file they sent over to us. Or maybe the cb’s/safeties allow longer throws? Play your Godwins and Evans’s’s-as a whole the San Fran secondary has allowed a 73% catch rate the last three weeks. While their run D is something to behold they surrender wee passes to rb’s on a regular basis so Rashaad should be good.
Jets/Bills:
I guess the Buffalo O has to be called The Brady Bunch because it’s simple and expected and I thought of it so naturally a lazy sportswriter would phone in as well. All that remains is who is going to play Alice? My vote is for Khalil Shakir. Them Jets haven’t scored a TD in two straight so to remedy the situation they (among other things) jettisoned Michael Carter and activated Israel Abanikanda, the speedy fella/rook out of Pitt. The Bills, thanks mostly to Josh’s regression, have 18 turnovers so far, good for second league-wise. Expect more today.
Seahawks/Rams:
I had the Rams as my sneaky good team at the beginning of the year, thinking that it would be hard to get the O off the field because of the two masterful chain-movers they have in Nacua and Kupp. (and maybe to a lesser extent in Tutu) But lo, another Fatt injury derailed that train of thought. Stafford should be looking over his shoulder at Boye Mafa, who has a sack in seven straight games.
Enjoy.
“Hello bench, my old friend. Come to talk with you again.
Because a cornerback softly creeping,
Left his position because I threw a floatie,
And the vision that was planted in his brain.
Interception. Still remains.
Within the Sound of the Fan’s Silence.”
-Z. Wilson
He’d be having some dark thoughts, but lucky for him…I am pretty sure he doesn’t think.
It’s just “Stacy’s Mom” on a loop
No potatoe FOAR YOU Boyle!
Dude didn’t even bother reading the Angela’s Ashes playbook. That much is glaringly obvious.
give him a penny to say he’ll die for Ireland!
Well fuck
Did Geno get hurt?
he died, then rose again