That was a day yesterday, wasn’t it? We saw some awesomeness and there was some unmitigated crap as well. Speaking of, this Thursday we’ve got the Steelers and Pats facing off. Apparently the O/U is a paltry and disgusting 31 and a half. Are you fucking kidding me? More on this in a bit.
Fallout:
-I usually start this by listing the numerous injuries that occurred Sunday but I’m not going to do that. Well, except for one. Tank Dell. What the hell was Texans OC Slowik thinking, asking Dell to block on an inside power run? Seriously! From the replay it looked like his blocking assignment was safety Justin Simmons. Do you know how much Dell weighs? 165. Simmons is 205. Yeah Tank, block that guy that outweighs you by 40 pounds and do it close quarters. The stupidity just bewilders me.
-More Stupidity: Ron Rivera decided that he would call defensive plays, a thing he hasn’t done since 2018 and enlisted the help of a db coach that isn’t out of his 20’s yet. Seriously? (this word is getting a workout right now) And what was the end result? Play single man coverage on Tyreek Hill. What the fuck? And what did Rivera do after the game? The same thing he did to Jack Del Rio, threw a defensive coach under the bus to deflect from his own bad decisions. Everyone says Riverboat is a nice guy but, I don’t know.
-Futility, Thy Name Is: The Pats have scored 13 points in three games. Sure, teams go thru dry spells for any number of reasons-players that are a poor fit for the system, poor qb-ing, no wr’s to speak of-these are some of the Pats problems. But the thing that bothers me is that New England seems to be intentionally dragging teams down to their level and the end result is unwatchable football. Can’t stand it because Old Bill just smirks away thru the proceedings. Just brutal.
To The Game!
Bengals/Jags:
-Gah! Fill in the blanks down below-I’m pissed and I’ve reached the minimum word limit.
Your turn.
I hope this bonus football lives up to the mustaches involved
This game features Kurt Browning and a QB named Beat Hard. If one of these teams was the Chicago Bears, I might propose that we are living in one of Aaron Rodgers’ dreams.
Just prepping us for the QB duel on TNF this week
We should introduce you to Buddy Cole.
Unless you’ve already met in West Hollywood park bathroom in 1985.
Cock Jabbing BeatHerd is goona have his Iowa training kick in.
“Play for the punt. Play for the punt.”
Tails always fails.
Oh hey, there’s a football game on!
Overtime? Sure, why not.
I’d do a screen here.
This is game is as tied as David Carradine
Hopefully they won’t leave us hanging…
starting QBs dead as David Carradine
Bonus football yes, but at what cost?
For me? At least one more beer.
WHAT THE FUCK?!
Lookit this Ohio guy protesting. Him and 3 others about to get shooted.
Parker Washington can’t lose.
Quit showing how inept Beathard is! Just begging for a Bengals jinxing!
Okay, new rule. For the sake of the star quarterbacks, the Bengals can no longer play in the primetime. If they make it to the end, the Super Bowl kicks off at 9:30 AM.
C.J. BEATHARD: White man quarterback. Can he do it? Can he overcome the odds?
FOR FUCKS SAKE! BENCH HIS ASS NOW!
Damn it, rook. Dive on the ball!
Bee turd making a statement
I find it amusing that Daniel Jones, Kenny Pickett, and Anthony Richardson are considered “notable QBs” that are injured.
Notable Portletables for 500
How hard is it to find some primo pain killers in that stadium and get Prison Girlfriend back on the field?
Um, if it was just a matter of applying the good stuff he would be back in. He looked FUCKED and nawt good fucked
He’s already drinking pruno and making sweet love to Derek Chauvin. And stabbing him again hopefully.
Oh, Chauvin is being stabbed alright.
Okay, now let’s watch Cum Jizzrag Beat Herd.
Blax’s sock isn’t here.
It’s right behind you.
all these dead qbs making this man happy in the afterlife
“Mixon” is just like “Nixon” except with an “N”
Not many people know that.
I AM NOT A CROOK except for that whole bitchbeating thing
Which “-ixon” are you talking about?
THIS GUY TREVOR LAWRENCE, I CALL HIM ROY HORN, BECAUSE HE GOT MAULED BY A WHITE BENGAL
Banner?
Yeah that’s pretty fucking good
Oh shit redshirt, I’m sorry for your bad luck…
Oh wait shit force of habit my bad
The night is still young…
Two false start BLEERGHs on Brownoising.
Good grief, Browning!
SHAN’KHLOR you capricious bitch!
I swore my laptop camera was off!
DOK’S TIE LIVES
Nailed It!
— B. Walsh
Damn it, Jacksonville. Not like this.
Cue up CJ Beathard.
NFL 2023 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_138p6uzhUk
WHO SHANKED PRISON GIRLFRIEND!!?
My cleats, my shank not working for jacksonville linemen
Well, thanks for playing, LimeGelatin.
Welp. There it is. Turn off the lights, the party is over.
Hey at least you Jacksonville folk have
baseballbasketballhockeyculturenext season
METH
Uh oh…
Prison Girlfriend ded!
Is this the greatest night of Redshirt’s life?
MAYBE!
Based on what I’ve seen, I don’t think I can survive the plays Zac Taylor has for a four-minute drill.
This is not the week to be a non-player.
I think the ref has that tanning bed eye thing going on.
Man BEERGH sure is getting his tribute right about now.
Redshirt watching this game (Artistic Interpretation)
The Simpsons – Homer’s Heart Attack – YouTube
Browning >> Brownsing
theyve been brownsing when browning is not the one throwing the ball
Ta-da!
Take the points, take the points, take the….afdjilk;ns;ke/den,basf.vkxopmglnt3rw
o.ewk
n/cpo
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Naw, they did right