Even More Football? Here’s Your Sign, Er, Open Thread

Let’s keep the good times rolling.

To The Games!

Niners/Cards:

Potential upset here? The Cards have unlikely wins vs the Cowboys and Steelers and gave the Ravens a run for their money. I guess they’re able to pounce if a team doesn’t take them seriously. Otherwise it’s same old, same old despite the subtraction of Koach Kliff. The Niners don’t have much recent footage of Kyler because he hasn’t played against them since October of 2021. Recently groovy MVP candidate (he won’t win because McCaffrey will split the vote) Purdy should have an easy time of it because Arizonny has the 4th-worst pressure rate. Maybe draft an edge fella with that high draft pick?

Commies/Rams:

Howell leads the league with 39.2 pass attempts per tilt and that stat is going to go nowhere but up. Has it done Washington any good? Nope. Stafford is on a roll as the team tries to get into the playoffs (they’re still my pick as a sneaky good team that will surprise) having thrown at least 3 TD’s in his last three games. Added to that is the fact that Kyren is single-handedly making the run game effective-he’s run for 100+ in four of his last six. Make that 5 of 7-the Commies D has given up the ghost.

Cowboys/Bills:

Buffalo is on the outside of the playoffs and looking in which just doesn’t seem right. Nobody talks about Dallas defensive tackle Odighizuwa, probably because no one can type or pronounce his name properly but he’s been amazing in the trenches, having the second-best pass rush win rate behind a certain Aaron Donald. In other news, the rich get richer. [spits on ground] Diggs has been fairly quiet (which is unusual for him) these last four weeks but Dallas plays man 64% of the time and Steph shines bright in that coverage. Look for Allen to pass all day given the fact that his EPA while throwing is .16 and the figure for designed run plays is a meager .04.

Have at it.