Right now I’m probably trying to stifle a snide reply to a certain inanity that came out of the mouth of a certain in-law. So I’ve got that going for me. I’ll keep this short because there’s much to do today. Enjoy the tilt and drop by and say hello.
To The Game!
Pats/Broncos:
-Umm, both teams have very good kick returners?
-With a W Denver will have it’s first five game home win streak since 2014.
-The Pats are best in the league in yards allowed per rush play.
-If they stop the run game and take Sutton out how will Payton respond?
-The guess is that the short passing game for Denver will be successful and this also falls into Wilson’s wheelhouse given that he averages 6.6 air yards per toss.
-The Pats are 1-6 ATS as road dogs this season.
I’m out.
Brick’s Poetry Corner
There once was a lad from Japan
Who saved all his farts in a can
This can he did store
On the floor by the door
So one day he could smell them again
I’m actually not surprised that Home Alone 1 and 2 is as lethal as all 4 Die Hards and a purely hypothetical 5th one that doesn’t exist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnHKv2G0wCw&pp=ygUYaG9uZXN0IGFjdGlvbiBob21lIGFsb25l
1957 Cadillac Eldorado Brougham
Our Lord and Savior Jesus H. Christ occasionally drives one these. Let’s all wish him a happy birthday today.
1961 Volkswagen Type 2 (23-window model)
If you had prayed more you could have gotten one these in your stocking.
My mom had a boyfriend who had a VW bus. A real ball of fire he was. Something happened to the clutch, and it didn’t want to come back all the way. Rather than trying to fix it, he tied a rope to the clutch pedal, and would raise it back up with the rope in his left hand. Then something similar happened to the brakes, and he tied a rope to the brake pedal and held that rope in his right hand. So now he’s going down the road, shifting and braking and working these ropes. Was a nice guy, but incredibly lazy.
It also makes me realize how fearless we were back then. You’re the scene of the accident in that thing. These days, NFW I’m getting in one if I can help it.
We had a Type 1 Beetle when I was very little. My parents sat in the front, my older sister sat in the back, and me and my younger brother both sat in the “way back” (where the fruit basket is in the illustration). My dad drove us all over the place like that, including vacation trips. We loved it.
What, did everybody go to bed? Do you think Santa is coming if you go to sleep? Do you think Santa is coming?
Well I got news, kiddo, Santa ain’t coming, and he never was, not for your sorry ass.
I hate to be blunt but the truth is often painful, as is life.
Here’s your Santa. Take good look. This is your Santa.
Thank you and God bless. I’m sorry you won’t be getting any presents.
No hope. Voting Trump. Going to Darkside. Blame Brick.
60’s dad has had enough Christmas Eve. Put the brats to bed. Get this man a bourbon. He has bikes to assemble!
Well I turned that game on for the last minute there, right when he kicked the FG.
That’s all I got.
Time to fall asleep to a Christmas movie before bed.
Jesus Farting Christ, the fucking Patriots. Sorry Hippo. Oof.
I wish I could give this more plus ones.
+1 for the “fucking Patriots”
+1 for the Hippo love.
And, last but not least, +1 for “Jesus Farting Christ”
I’m going to steal that.
I gift it to you! Merry Christmas! Feliz Navidad!
Was expecting this to be a shit game…WELP
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS CHAD RYLAND!!!!!
Such a chad
Has Darth Hoodie ever had a tie game? Does he know how to react, or will he demand everyone keep playing until victory or starvation?
Can we just have the tie without having to resort to OT?
Agreed, some of us have places to be tomorrow.
Naw, just a DONKS BOO.
Very Grinchy emotional rollercoaster for Donks fans
Favorite moment of the night.
We started an impromptu poker game as always.
At one point eldest granddaughter said “Suck my dick” followed immediately by “Fuck.”
She’s earned a permanent seat at the table.
You’re Bad Grandpa, I love it!
I’ve only heard my mother curse maybe five times during my life, and three have been during poker.
One was during UNO