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Right now I’m probably trying to stifle a snide reply to a certain inanity that came out of the mouth of a certain in-law. So I’ve got that going for me. I’ll keep this short because there’s much to do today. Enjoy the tilt and drop by and say hello.

To The Game!

Pats/Broncos:

-Umm, both teams have very good kick returners?

-With a W Denver will have it’s first five game home win streak since 2014.

-The Pats are best in the league in yards allowed per rush play.

-If they stop the run game and take Sutton out how will Payton respond?

-The guess is that the short passing game for Denver will be successful and this also falls into Wilson’s wheelhouse given that he averages 6.6 air yards per toss.

-The Pats are 1-6 ATS as road dogs this season.

I’m out.

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Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook

Brick’s Poetry Corner

There once was a lad from Japan
Who saved all his farts in a can
This can he did store
On the floor by the door
So one day he could smell them again

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Redshirt

I’m actually not surprised that Home Alone 1 and 2 is as lethal as all 4 Die Hards and a purely hypothetical 5th one that doesn’t exist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnHKv2G0wCw&pp=ygUYaG9uZXN0IGFjdGlvbiBob21lIGFsb25l

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Brick Meathook

1957 Cadillac Eldorado Brougham

Our Lord and Savior Jesus H. Christ occasionally drives one these. Let’s all wish him a happy birthday today.

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Brick Meathook

1961 Volkswagen Type 2 (23-window model)

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Brick Meathook

If you had prayed more you could have gotten one these in your stocking.

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BugEyedBoo

My mom had a boyfriend who had a VW bus. A real ball of fire he was. Something happened to the clutch, and it didn’t want to come back all the way. Rather than trying to fix it, he tied a rope to the clutch pedal, and would raise it back up with the rope in his left hand. Then something similar happened to the brakes, and he tied a rope to the brake pedal and held that rope in his right hand. So now he’s going down the road, shifting and braking and working these ropes. Was a nice guy, but incredibly lazy.

It also makes me realize how fearless we were back then. You’re the scene of the accident in that thing. These days, NFW I’m getting in one if I can help it.

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Brick Meathook

We had a Type 1 Beetle when I was very little. My parents sat in the front, my older sister sat in the back, and me and my younger brother both sat in the “way back” (where the fruit basket is in the illustration). My dad drove us all over the place like that, including vacation trips. We loved it.

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Brick Meathook

What, did everybody go to bed? Do you think Santa is coming if you go to sleep? Do you think Santa is coming?

Well I got news, kiddo, Santa ain’t coming, and he never was, not for your sorry ass.

I hate to be blunt but the truth is often painful, as is life.

Here’s your Santa. Take good look. This is your Santa.

Thank you and God bless. I’m sorry you won’t be getting any presents.

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Redshirt

No hope. Voting Trump. Going to Darkside. Blame Brick.

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Gumbygirl

60’s dad has had enough Christmas Eve. Put the brats to bed. Get this man a bourbon. He has bikes to assemble!

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Brick Meathook

Well I turned that game on for the last minute there, right when he kicked the FG.

That’s all I got.

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Brick Meathook

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Redshirt

Time to fall asleep to a Christmas movie before bed.

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Gumbygirl

Jesus Farting Christ, the fucking Patriots. Sorry Hippo. Oof.

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ballsofsteelandfury

I wish I could give this more plus ones.

+1 for the “fucking Patriots”
+1 for the Hippo love.
And, last but not least, +1 for “Jesus Farting Christ”

I’m going to steal that.

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Gumbygirl

I gift it to you! Merry Christmas! Feliz Navidad!

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Petronel

Was expecting this to be a shit game…WELP

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The Maestro

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS CHAD RYLAND!!!!!

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Brocky

Such a chad

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Has Darth Hoodie ever had a tie game? Does he know how to react, or will he demand everyone keep playing until victory or starvation?

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Doktor Zymm

Can we just have the tie without having to resort to OT?

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Horatio Cornblower

Agreed, some of us have places to be tomorrow.

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Mr. Ayo

Naw, just a DONKS BOO.

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Doktor Zymm

Very Grinchy emotional rollercoaster for Donks fans

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yeah right

Favorite moment of the night.

We started an impromptu poker game as always.

At one point eldest granddaughter said “Suck my dick” followed immediately by “Fuck.”

She’s earned a permanent seat at the table.

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Gumbygirl

You’re Bad Grandpa, I love it!

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Brocky

I’ve only heard my mother curse maybe five times during my life, and three have been during poker.

One was during UNO

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