I finally know what a ’50’s housewife feels like having spent most of the day in the kitchen and scooting snackers the hell away. Damn, that’s a long day on my feet. I could use a cool, refreshing and slimming Marlboro right now!

To The Game!

Ravens/Niners:

-Career Bestie: That’s Lamar’s total completions and completions %. And 23 yards from now it’ll be total passing yardage.

-Game Manager: That’s the only thing a qb drafted in the last round could possibly, right? This stinks of media draft types, front office guys and scouting types banding together because they can’t stand being so wrong. His nine tilts with a qb rating over 130 is tied for the record.

-That D!: The Ravens have held a team with a touchdown or less in nine games-the previous record was six.

-Reminder: Jackson is 19-1 vs the NFC.

-On a Tear: Congrats, Deebo drafters-your guy has been outstanding down the stretch with 7 total TD’s over the last trio of fixtures.

-Prop Time: Take Likely’s receiving yard number of 35.5-since Edwards called it a day he’s been getting 6 or more targets and has racked up 93 yardos. San Fran defends the position well but what else are you going to spend your money on? Food? Your children? Booze? Ok, booze is acceptable.

I’m done.