Your Xmas Day Miracle Upset/Blowout. There Is No In-Between

That’s what the football gods sayeth in what passes for my brain.

To The Game!

Giants/Eagles:

-Dallas dropped the ball yesterday but it doesn’t seem to mean that much given that Philly just needs to get a win under their belt against a team that they dominate on the regular.  Also, Dallas plays the Lions next week and if the latter loses the Eagles get the #2 spot. Despite their troubles it seems likely that they’ll win out. (Giants X2 and the Cards are left to play)

-That said, since their bye they’ve scored over 21 points only the one time. Opposing teams haven’t figured out the “Tush Push” but they have parsed out a lot of other things..

-Cutlets has an improbable 8-1 TD/INT ratio as a starter. Yeah, I don’t get what’s going on either. He stunk up the joint at SillyCuse and did little better at Illinois. Ok, do I have to say something positive? All right. Boy, can that kid ever take a sack.

-That three game win streak was only remotely possible because the defense took the ball out of the opposing team’s hands an astounding 12 times and gave it back to the offense.

-Who is that lurking around the corner looking for a Christmas treat? Goddamn it, it’s Boston Scott looking to pad his stats. Here we go again…

-The Giants do lead the league in one category-highest negative points differential.

Type your best.