As I said the last time around, “Just the three games with all teams playing? For shame”.
To The Games!
Steelers/Seahawks:
Seattle’s run D, a unit that could always be counted on because Carroll still thinks it’s the 80’s, has experienced some issues recently and that bodes well for Warren and Harris and Tomlin’s quest for +.500. After some whining and getting scorched in the medias for lazy play, Pickens was rewarded with a bunch of balls thrown his way. Thing is, the bastard responded with TD catches of 86 and 66 yards. This doesn’t bode well for the future. Another wr that has been hot lately is Metcalf who has caught more than half his season’s scores in the last four games.
Chargers/Broncos:
“The Less Than Magical or Mysterious Jarrett Stidham Tour” is playing for the next two weeks. It’s a limited engagement if there ever was one. Wilson’s benching and the cutting of defensive captain Kareem Jackson tells you that Payton doesn’t give two shits about you if you don’t buy into the program. Poor qb Stick-if you can name his starting wr’s you’ve got too much time on your hands.
Bengals/Chiefs:
Fight! Fight! Fight! for your playoff lives and/or seedings. Neither squadoo can afford a loss here so I expect the intensity of this game to be, uh, intense. Each game between these guys over the last two years has been decided by a mere three points. Rice has been gobbling up the wr targets to the tune of 40+ the last month. As you suspected, Patty will pass Len Dawson as the career yardage leader sooner rather than later. But will he smoke a cig on the sideline though?
It’s you now.
Night thread up in 5, yo
Lol people were so desperate for the chiefs to have a “down year”
Sorry redshirt
I mean they’re not wrong
Yeah, but they legit were edging themselves on the idea of them not making the playoffs
this…IS a down year. the rest of the league is just that much more ass
It’s 2005 when the Patriots were “down,” and the Stillers snuck in the playoffs.
I very much enjoyed how that season ended.
I was not
The Chiefs are having a down year. The Bengals just had a downer year.
At least they’re not trying to get the QBs killed.
Just take the knee.
We have two parties to go to, (and still be home by 11, which is my goal) and the look on my dog’s face as he realizes he isn’t getting a walk is truly pathetic.
You’ll be fine, dummy. Have a biscuit.
This offensive line just sucks
4th & 18 conversion? Sure, let’s prolong the agony.
GONE MISSING this half? Along with points, WHERE IS BORDER PATROL THANKS NOBUMMER!!!!!1111
..and the Fat Lady is being introduced.
That was totally intentional grounding
the streak lives on
I give Jobu cigars. Rum!
Jobu awaken 9 win season
Jesus? I like him very much. But he no help with AFC North.
He is The Man.
He is the universal constant. Totally unflappable.
The Standard is The Standard™
VODKA BRONZE MEDAL IS OURS WOO!!!!!
You just know Peyton took someone out with a can to the head during the shooting of that commercial.
Wouldn’t be a first.
I’d have thought “can to the head” was more of a Dak Prescott thing.
That’s “can is the head” not “can to the head.”
The confusion is understandable.
TAKE NOTE, Coach Epps. Run the kick out. It triggers the 2-minute warning, costs SEA 40+ seconds of clock.
onside kick coverage
Needed 1 second to elapse, got it!
/I expected Petey to kick deep because HURR DURR trust your defense
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/39218610/panthers-owner-david-tepper-appears-toss-drink-fans
To paraphrase Rancid, out come the wolves.
Roger Goodell is going to shake his finger sternly in Tepper’s general direction.
EXTRA END TALENT
(balls’ favorite kind)
You got that right!
stillers?!
I have one of those annoying mild colds so I’ve put no effort into making new years plans
No covid though, which I can’t decide if it’s a good thing because I’m off Monday and I would feel weird about using all my sick days in January like I did two years ago