This Next Round? It’s On Me

As I said the last time around, “Just the three games with all teams playing? For shame”.

To The Games!

Steelers/Seahawks:

Seattle’s run D, a unit that could always be counted on because Carroll still thinks it’s the 80’s, has experienced some issues recently and that bodes well for Warren and Harris and Tomlin’s quest for +.500. After some whining and getting scorched in the medias for lazy play, Pickens was rewarded with a bunch of balls thrown his way. Thing is, the bastard responded with TD catches of 86 and 66 yards. This doesn’t bode well for the future. Another wr that has been hot lately is Metcalf who has caught more than half his season’s scores in the last four games.

Chargers/Broncos:

“The Less Than Magical or Mysterious Jarrett Stidham Tour” is playing for the next two weeks. It’s a limited engagement if there ever was one. Wilson’s benching and the cutting of defensive captain Kareem Jackson tells you that Payton doesn’t give two shits about you if you don’t buy into the program. Poor qb Stick-if you can name his starting wr’s you’ve got too much time on your hands.

Bengals/Chiefs:

Fight! Fight! Fight! for your playoff lives and/or seedings. Neither squadoo can afford a loss here so I expect the intensity of this game to be, uh, intense. Each game between these guys over the last two years has been decided by a mere three points. Rice has been gobbling up the wr targets to the tune of 40+ the last month. As you suspected, Patty will pass Len Dawson as the career yardage leader sooner rather than later. But will he smoke a cig on the sideline though?

It’s you now.

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King Hippo

Night thread up in 5, yo

Brocky

Lol people were so desperate for the chiefs to have a “down year”

Sorry redshirt

Sharkbait

I mean they’re not wrong

Brocky

Yeah, but they legit were edging themselves on the idea of them not making the playoffs

fleshwound_NPG

this…IS a down year. the rest of the league is just that much more ass

WCS

It’s 2005 when the Patriots were “down,” and the Stillers snuck in the playoffs.

I very much enjoyed how that season ended.

Redshirt

I was not

Redshirt

The Chiefs are having a down year. The Bengals just had a downer year.

At least they’re not trying to get the QBs killed.

Redshirt

Just take the knee.

Horatio Cornblower

We have two parties to go to, (and still be home by 11, which is my goal) and the look on my dog’s face as he realizes he isn’t getting a walk is truly pathetic.

You’ll be fine, dummy. Have a biscuit.

Redshirt

This offensive line just sucks

Redshirt

4th & 18 conversion? Sure, let’s prolong the agony.

King Hippo

GONE MISSING this half? Along with points, WHERE IS BORDER PATROL THANKS NOBUMMER!!!!!1111

Redshirt

..and the Fat Lady is being introduced.

TheRevanchist

That was totally intentional grounding

fleshwound_NPG

the streak lives on

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King Hippo

I give Jobu cigars. Rum!

WCS

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fleshwound_NPG

Jobu awaken 9 win season

King Hippo

Jesus? I like him very much. But he no help with AFC North.

Gumbygirl

He is The Man.

King Hippo

He is the universal constant. Totally unflappable.

fleshwound_NPG

The Standard is The Standard™

King Hippo

VODKA BRONZE MEDAL IS OURS WOO!!!!!

ThePirateSloth

You just know Peyton took someone out with a can to the head during the shooting of that commercial.

WCS

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Wouldn’t be a first.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’d have thought “can to the head” was more of a Dak Prescott thing.

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Horatio Cornblower

That’s “can is the head” not “can to the head.”

The confusion is understandable.

King Hippo

TAKE NOTE, Coach Epps. Run the kick out. It triggers the 2-minute warning, costs SEA 40+ seconds of clock.

WCS

onside kick coverage

King Hippo

Needed 1 second to elapse, got it!

/I expected Petey to kick deep because HURR DURR trust your defense

WCS
Horatio Cornblower

Roger Goodell is going to shake his finger sternly in Tepper’s general direction.

ThePirateSloth

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WCS

EXTRA END TALENT

(balls’ favorite kind)

ballsofsteelandfury

You got that right!

fleshwound_NPG

stillers?!

Brocky

I have one of those annoying mild colds so I’ve put no effort into making new years plans

No covid though, which I can’t decide if it’s a good thing because I’m off Monday and I would feel weird about using all my sick days in January like I did two years ago