Win? In. It’s That Simple. Your Saturday Night NFL Football Open Thread

I’m quite sure this is the very first time I’ve ever been on a Team Texas but they are a great story. No doubt my Sillycuse, Senators and Giants allegiances will not cause them to fall flat on their faces.

To The Game!

Texans/Colts:

-The first tilt between these two in week two opened everyone’s eyes as to who might be the better qb-Stroud or Young. The former heaved for 384 yards and a duet of TDs.

-Can Minshew and especially Pittman exploit an Houston D that can get pressure but also gives up 240 air yards per game?

-Whenever a young team unexpectedly does well there’s usually a few unsung guys doing some heavy lifting and not getting their fair share of the credit. My vote for the Texans goes to defensive end Jonathan Greenard and his 12 1/2 (and counting) sacks.

-Closer: Indy sports the league’s best record in one score games at 6-2.

-Rounding Into Shape?: Last week Houston held the Titans (sorry, DonT) to 1 for 12 on third down conversions and had their third 6 sack game of the year. A lot of that is on Tennessee but a team with playoff hopes has to stomp on their lessers when the opportunity arises.

-Of Stroud’s 24 combined TD’s (run and throw) only 6 have come on the road. That said, C.J. has the 2nd-highest completion percentage on throws over 20 yards and Indy is third worst defending downfield. I’d feel a bit better about their chances if Noah Brown were on the field as well but Nico will have to step up.

Take it away!

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blaxabbath

Anyone else see the Insurrection videos from inside the Capitol?

Sure are a lot of SOUTHERN ASS accents screaming the looniest shit.

BeefReeferLives

Whelp. as a Stillers fan…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lQ1U9v6wJM

Brick Meathook
WCS

I cannot be the only one who thought it’s Monday after wakeup.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo
Sharkbait

So I’ll be the first to admit that my flight anxiety can be over the top and unreasonable at times, but I think the next time I fly, I’m avoiding a MAX if at all possible, especially after the Alaskan incident

https://apnews.com/article/boeing-exemption-safety-rules-max-10be423759080f64d4418019e4e4874d

Brick Meathook

Don’t be a baby. Ask specifically for a 737 MAX 9 and ask to sit next to “the blowout panel.” Negotiate the price down to free. As an added touch, wear a leather flight helmet.

BeefReeferLives

At least it wasn’t a Spirit flight. “Please swipe your credit card for oxygen. The first minute is 3.99. Each additional minute is only 1.99.”

yeah right

Jesus died for sombodys sins…

But not mine,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPO0bTaWcFQ

BeefReeferLives

There’s a big lighted sign that sez “JESUS LOVES YOU” on my way home. I want to put on some sackcloth, a headband of thorns, sandals, & some blood on my hands and feet & hang out on the sidewalk in front of it with a sign that sez “NO, I DON’T”.

Mr. Ayo

Day #16

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Sharkbait

Seems like that calendar needs a slot in this Jerry cancomment image

Mr. Ayo

OMG. Next year I’ll have this setup.

jjfozz

Tits

that is all

Sharkbait

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jjfozz

We get it CJ, you and Jesus are pals.

Horatio Cornblower

Jesus: “I don’t know that guy.”

Redshirt

“Dad damn it, that’s the last time I bet on Indy!”

Horatio Cornblower

There’s a part of CT getting snow at a rate of 3″ an hour right now, (not me), and I picture Deanna Favre watching these reports on her TV like she was that kid in Poltergeist.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

3″ an hour is also sometimes referenced as “Peyton Manning’s foot speed”.

jjfozz

or me after a night of drinking

Mr. Ayo

And D. Favre’s fantasy

Sharkbait

No snow, all rain up in Boston. Though Ben Shapiro would not believe things could be as wet as they are right now

jjfozz

i’m going out on a lege here, but everyoen on youtube should die

Brocky

…. can we pick like, five people to stay?

Team four star, deadmeatjames, a few wrestling channels….

jjfozz

sure, pick 5. i like the guy who restoers old toys.