So Many Games. So Many Scenarios. Your NFL Football Open Thread

It would be exhausting to go through all of them and they’ve already been covered by some fine folks earlier in the week so I’ll try to keep that stuff to a minimum.

To The Games!

Bucs/Panthers:

The game plan should be simple-put in-over-his-head Bryce Young under pressure and watch the turnovers follow. The last time ’round Tampa did that he ended up with a nasty 7.7 QBR. Carolina of course has nothing to do with the playoffs but they do possess an owner who is a wild card in that he lacks impulse control. Gotta feel sorry for a white billionaire that feels like things aren’t going his way.

Browns/Bengals:

Hard to believe that Cincy doesn’t have a division win this year but then you take a gander at the other teams and it becomes clear. But now that they’re on their 5th starting qb things should be just fine. Oof! Cleveland is locked into the 5th seed so these squadoos should just go through the motions.

Vikes/Lions:

Minny’s chances of post-season glory hinge on a W and help from three other teams so their longboat is dead in the water. Detroit looks like a one-and-done team to me because, well, Nick Mullens of all qb’s hung 411 yards on them-imagine what a starter would amass.

Jets/Pats:

Just don’t look!

Falcons/Saints:

Hopefully this is the final stop on the Art Smith Hate Train. The guy couldn’t game-manage his way out of a paper bag. So how does he win? He doesn’t-the D is fantastic at shutting down the run. Should you wish to see egregious player utilization, have a gander at this fixture.

Jags/Titans:

Will Tennessee play the role of playoff enabler for the second week in a row? They did a huge solid (which also the phrase used around these parts for the aftermath of a fried pickle/Hot Chicken feast) for the Texans last week. The bumper music will likely be “Lay Down Sally”.

Have at it.

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litre_cola

Come on Redzone Hanson, say Belichek loves Milf bangin

Gatoraids

Alaska air signalling a good week for jets blowouts

Col. Duke LaCross

COACH FIGHT?!

Brick Meathook

Where was the coach fight?

Mr. Ayo

Arthur Smith should be fired for that tirade alone.

Gumbygirl

Holee shit!!! Thank you Don T and your magnifucent Tits!

Gumbygirl

Magnificent!

ballsofsteelandfury

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mr. Ayo

Just as Hippo predicted many moons ago, the 500s are division champs.

Could have made a lot of money betting that one.

King Hippo

Ha! Was just recalling that. My #ThePauls pick wasn’t far off, neither.

Doktor Zymm

Sam Houston would be proud

Redshirt

We did it! We got a Division Win!

Thank God this Accursed Season is Over!

Gumbygirl

Everybody in the division finished over 500. That’s fucking amazing!

ballsofsteelandfury

First time since the merger

Redshirt

Yeah, and that’s with Joe Burrow missing 7 games. That’s impressive.

ballsofsteelandfury

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Sharkbait

Fucking anti vaxer

ballsofsteelandfury

Let me fix that

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Sharkbait

Better.

BugEyedBoo

She was an antivaxxer back before it was cool.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh, Prison Girlfriend. Minshew’s pass last night is looking a lot better in retrospect.

Gumbygirl

Minshew’s pass was catchable.

Sharkbait

The hell kind of play call did Jacksonville run there?

LemonJello

I believe it was “London Spider 2Y Banana”

Mr. Ayo

The greatest TITS!

BugEyedBoo

Steelers!

fleshwound_NPG

STILLERS. BILLS MAFIA. REJOICE.