I’ll Have Another Round-Another Round of Football!

Dry January was four long days for me. Can you believe it’s February already? Time sure does fly.

To The Games!

Seahawks/Cards:

Seattle needs a W and a Green Bay L to slip in by the wrinkled skin of Coach Carroll’s teeth. But Arizona is such a bizarre team-all of their wins are against playoff teams. (Dallas, Pitt, Philly and maybe ATL)

Bears/Packers:

You know, this game has never interested me because it seems that they’ve never been good at the same time but that looks to be changing. Both now have above average qb’s in place. (now that Strawberry has had the game plan simplified-cynics would say ‘dumbed down’) If Chicago does the smart thing and keeps him and drafts well they’ll have at minimum two more difference-makers in place next year.

Chiefs/Chargers:

Does interim coach Giff Smith get his first W in his last game vs K.C.’s backups and third-stringers? I say ‘no’. As always, Kadarius is out with a light bruise on his earlobe or whatever. Andy should let the guy loose over the summer but he’s a bit stubborn and that would be a full admission that he made a mistake so it likely won’t happen.

Broncos/Raiders:

Since Pierce was elevated to the head spot the defense has improved tremendously. I’m betting that HI! I’M MARK DAVIS will give him a very generous contract even though the former has no leverage whatsoever. It’s the Raiders Way.

Eagles/Giants:

Fucking New York-name me a worse starting o-line. And before you make your argument allow me to say that they’ve given up 83 sacks, 20 more than the next-worst unit. Game after game these guys are befuddled by stunts from the d-line and lb’s and it just hasn’t been improved, let alone fixed. Truly a mystery. The good news? The Giants overall futility has them lined up for a top 5 pick.

Rams/Niners:

Both teams are trying to get out of this without injuries so the 4th quarter may end up looking like a Pro Bowl game. San Fran has been the favorite in 25 straight tilts.

Cowboys/Commies:

Howell is back in the driver’s seat. Despite only being sacked three times in the last three games he has a 3-10 TD/INT number. That’s what happens when enough film comes in and a coaching-out-the- string staff doesn’t bother to dial down and correct things. For that reason it’s hard to tell if he’s a poor decision-maker or a risk-taker at this point. I lean towards the latter. Dallas is angling for the division title but if they see Philly up big I’m sure they’ll pull all their skill guys in the 2nd half.

Give me your best.

 

 

 

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Downfield Matriculator

SUDDEN CHANGE II (or III?): Electric Boogalo

Nice job by Eli Apple baiting Josh Allen into throwing that pick!

Mr. Ayo

Settle down Redzone. LOLfins aren’t winning tonight

blaxabbath

Well thank goodness Matt Prater wasn’t defending the senate chambers on January 6th with those kinds of aimless shots.

Mr. Ayo

NAILED IT!

  • B. Walsh
litre_cola

Raiders have to keep Pierce no?

Mr. Ayo

Absolutely

fleshwound_NPG

which is why they wont

Mr. Ayo

I don’t think HI I’M MARK DAVIS can afford to go elsewhere

Horatio Cornblower

What does his Today Girlfriend have to say about it?

Mr. Ayo

Mmmhhgmmpphff

blaxabbath

Wait til the ASU report drops. Davis will use that as an excuse to drop him.

blaxabbath

People who hate on Kyler call him Wee Kyler or The Little One. It makes me want to see Murray given ANOTHER undeserving contact extension just to enrage these guys further before their January 6th Sentences start to come up.

LemonJello

Wow, that was a play right out of The Special Olympics Greatest Bloopers by Darnold.

WCS
Horatio Cornblower

Another very special effort by Sam Darnold.

blaxabbath

One hopes the Cardinals game isn’t being aired on cctv broadcast on a monitor in an unused restricted-access stairwell by some anonymous husband/”fan”…

At least for Mike Bidwill’s throat’s sake….

Mr. Ayo

My only consolation is that Aashole has J. Love’s cell phone number and is treating him like a little brother right now

Horatio Cornblower

I like to think McLaurin was yelling “I need 8 yards for a bonus! I need 8 yards for a bonus!” in that scrum and the Dallas defenders dragged him along until he had it.

Look out for each other, fellas.

Doktor Zymm

Enough of this, heading to the airport to catch kickoff of American snack meats v. Japanese snack meats

Horatio Cornblower

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Mr. Ayo

Nailed It!

– B. Walsh

Petronel

Sounds as if one fan in Landover really enjoyed that kick attempt.

Mr. Ayo

YAHHHHHH…HEREWEGO!!!!!!!

blaxabbath

I’ve got to/from trade show drives this month. Any audiobooks/podcasts worth burning the drive?

I’ll learn — but I pull the plug quickly.

Sharkbait

The dollop and behind the bastards 6 part Kissinger series.

Horatio Cornblower

So happy we finally have an ending to the Kissinger series.

fleshwound_NPG

the most bears thing to happen is every USC QB ends up being a failure, except after the one the bears draft

AND

every ohio st QB fails in the NFL, except after the one the bears draft

Brocky

So what you’re saying,is that I need to assasiant every opposing qb, till only the bears can win the sb?

You’re methods are good oh wise one. I’ll have it taken care of

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Petronel

“HERE WE GO”

it’s…adorable, dammit!