Welcome back to the festivities! Are the pizza, pills and booze at the ready? I’m sure they are. Let’s go.
To The Game!
Packers/Cowboys:
-Huh. I didn’t realize that Love finished #2 (gross!) in TD passes this year. How he did that with starters Watson and Doubs being banged up most of the time and tight ends Musgrave and Kraft being serviceable but nothing special tells me that there is more to come. Especially with Wicks and Reed stepping up as rookies.
-Harbinger?: Green Bay is 5-0 at AT&T Stadium. Of course getting the W today is a hard ask given the way that Dallas has played at home this year.
-Dallas Never Gets The Calls!: Au contraire, mon chou-chou. The team led the league in first downs via penalty flags with a robust 43.
-Reminder: It’s a bit hard to believe that this young-ish Packers squadoo was dead in the water at one point. After nine games they were sitting at 3-6.
-The rumor has yet to be confirmed but Micah Parsons eats planets for breakfast.
-Personal Observation: I don’t want Jerry Jones to have any nice things. I won’t be taking any questions.
-Though Green Bay is on a roll, so is Jaire Alexander’s ankle. He’s a game-timer and should he not be able to play there’s no way Lamb lies down in Arlington.
-Much will be made of the playoff history between these teams and for once I think it’s warranted. There’s been several memorable tilts but they’re also tied in second place in all-time playoff wins with 36.
Show me what you got.
I dunno if I’ve ever seen a stretch play executed without a hold called.
/after the interception
K that is game
My pre-season assessment of Dak as a nice guy who has a ceiling, and that ceiling is not a Super Bowl QB is seeming to be a lot more accurate than I would like it to be.
So……….Wemby with the Spurs is looking good.
Playoff Dak! A fool (me) and his money are soon to part.
I think you can panic 38 seconds early Horatio
Dog’s about to be pretty happy, anyway.
Metroplex Reacts Reasonably
NOW the Cowboys blog should start panicking.
LOL NO WAY
Oh wow, Dallas had an incomplete pass and ran on on second.
WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING!?!?
I have two work calls scheduled tomorrow morning- but none of the participants are Black so it’s kewl
Finally a Flag for Micah. Guy is held every play.
That is the first I’ve seen him draw all season.
Is Flag for Micah the sequel to Flowers for Algernon?
Charlie Gordon nods.
Yeah, that might just be a hold
*checks clock, sees it’s time for-a-commenting*
Laptop: “You have a Windows Update, would you like to install it now?”
No.
Laptop: “Restarting. Fuck you!”
Finally completes install, taking only most of the 1st Quarter.
YEAHHHHHH…..HERE WE GO!
Those Fox newscasters got some butt-ugly faces. And that’s from the promos, where they make them look their best.
that whole ideology is full of angry fuglies. except brandi love, whom is very much enhanced
Fox thinking – a MAN doesn’t need to be attractive, and we assume you only look a woman in her tits.
Blogging the Boys
The penalty scoreboard is ticking over already, how many times do we have to say this
So I guess the play clock is just a suggestion now.
I know a Belichick led team wouldn’t have these idiot penalties.
Well yeah, because they’d be 6-11 and not in the play-offs.
there is that but still
grumblegrumble more time to bang your mom grumblegrumble
Fair catch interference. How do you even put yourself in that position? How?
Quote from the site Blogging the Boys after the Packers score
Clean house, start over
We’re about to blow this aren’t we?
I’ll take “Things Said By Desperate Call Girls In Jerry Jones’s Suite” for $800, Alex.
Seems a bit early for that. I’m going to wait for the second quarter before calling fro unrestrained panic.
LOL Cowboys?
Yup
Ah yes, the ol’ “run it on 2nd and 10 when the pass on 1st and 10 didn’t work” play. No one would ever suspect that!
(Green Bay did, in fact suspect that)
Based on reactions I would say there are more Pack fans than Cow fans in this Chicago airport UC
YEAH….. HERE WE GO!!!!
Alright if I’m gonna pull for Dallas to beat the hated packers, I’m at least gonna laugh about this again
https://youtu.be/rIgYm6vMw-I?si=c_bOtlW4wHymZxQM
I suspect the dog will be getting his walk very soon.
Hey, you never know, just because GB moved the ball pretty effortlessly on that first drive doesn’t mean the Cowboys won’t respond and tighten up the defense and hehe, nah, hope you have fun with your dog!
Don’t forget two dipshit penalties!
I found some old model glue I might start huffing.
Should I just put “LOL Cowboys” on a macro?
Hey, Horatio, you want to tell your team Green Bay is gonna run the ball a lot?
Like they could do anything about it, lol
I would, but I don’t want to wake McCarthy up from the nap he was obviously taking in the film room.
I am not ready for the Packers to be good again
they havent been legit bad for a stretch since 1991
The Majik man?
Functional, non-toxic organizations don’t stay crappy for long, but this was exceptionally quick
with brady/belichick both gone, and a bunch of black qbs, pretty sure we are gonna see a significant drop in roughing qb calls next few years
I know I stopped watching football the last six weeks or so of the regular season but is Jordan Love actually good? Good mobility, read, decision, and throws so far.
Sure looks like a solid chance
He’s got potential. Seems to have cut down the “throwing it to the other team” issue he had early on.
Phenomenal tackle on Aaron Jones by that Green Bay OLineman
Jones never saw it coming.
Dallas wasting no time with the unnecessary penalties killing otherwise good plays. Solid start.
you can set your watch to it
belichick’s body is still not yet cold and everybody is starting to receive kickoffs again
Grumble beyond the grave
Fox didn’t even wait one second to get an Ice Bowl image out there.
Huh, that commercial about a ‘tiny little prick’ was for diabeetus testing, nothing about Brett Farve
Can we find a way for both of these teams to lose?
Flipped over to the game just in time to see some woman in a commercial say “it’s just a little tiny prick” and I thought “Oh man, what has Brett Favre done now?”
Should have scrolled down before commenting almost the exact same thing, lol
I think the NGCP are going to take the Pack behind the woodshed for a beating.
You’re probably right but I really hope you’re wrong
hope both teams lose, but the funniest result is cowboys not winning
No Aikman for a Dallas game? What did I do right? Also, I swear it was an accident.
Sweet, the game is on 4k.
If Dallas loses today, Belichick is the Dallas coach Monday morning.
He may be officially introduced before McCarthy can reach midfield for the postgame handshake.
Just what I was hoping for, a 71-year-old who can’t draft for shit and who hasn’t accomplished anything since the QB GOAT left. That’ll end this 28-year-old drought.
At least you would probably have a career season at commenting!
Could he coexist with Double J?
Lol, they’re paying people $20/hr to shovel out Highmark
and a spiff of Fireball
Where?
I can’t believe I didn’t know the official name of the JERRYDOME until now
Got a good view of the single TV at the United club, also some gummi bears and generic red wine. Playoff snack of champions!
Folks
Dad: “Who plays first today?”
Me: “Dallas and Green Bay.”
Dad: “Who are we rooting for?”
Me: “Huh, that’s a tough one.”
Dad: “We’re rooting for Green Bay.”
Me: “We are?”
Dad: “No, I’m tell you. We’re rooting for Green Bay!”
Nothing is more powerful that Sports Hatedom.
You have to wonder what planet the “hurr durr, Cowpersons don’t git no calls” folk live on.
Nawt Planet Detroit, that’s for sure
Dallas commits so many penalties, it just appears like the Refs are bias.
Parsons gets held on every play and it’s never called. It’s weird. Other than that Dallas’s real problem is that they’re a bunch of undisciplined louts who tend to commit a lot of penalties.