It is Monday, but not raining unfortunately. No Warhammer tonight as I totally forgot and also had a bunch of meetings and since I am working on becoming a stoned slacker for the rest of my life I had nothing ready. Meh, you get what you pay for.
I have a question about the song ” McCathur Park” – why the hell has it been covered more than one? Richard Harris, Waylon Jennings, Frank Sinatra, and so, so many more and none of them are good. So why? Ugh, the reason this hit me was listening to Waylon Jennings and hearing his version, and it sucked as well.
Well there is dirt football and ice football tonight I am pretty sure.
https://ibb.co/KWCSTH7
David Allen Grier says people still recognize him on the street most of In Living Color
https://youtu.be/YRlFGU-BkOU?feature=shared
Lovely lads
https://youtu.be/CRJ41DO5n1I?feature=shared
I heard tanning is coming back, so good news for Hispanic immigrants, you can now pretend that you’re from Ohio and just have a bodacious tan!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-W5WtMOU2I
Mercifully few April’s Fools’ “Jokes” today, maybe all those angry letters I wrote worked.
I have one friend who may or may not be moving to Florida, otherwise it’s all good
I’ve heard that workplace humor is a big thing on Tik Tok, I wonder if that applies to the volcano lair workplace? I have some observational humor about the quality of henchpersons today
Does OSHA inspect volcano lairs?
Only if you REALLY fucked up when registering your corporation and somehow gave real addresses
But as an enlightened employer, I would hope that my henchpeople, despite the lack of government oversight, would find my workplace environment to be not only safe, but INSPIRING. I won’t ask unless disciplinary measures are called for, but if you’re short of quota I DO expect an essay of minimum 500 words on corporate loyalty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFu-gKbQc-c
https://youtu.be/ekaatlbWors?feature=shared
I take issue with the Sega games in there. DREAMCAST4EVA
Wow, you’re really good at that game
New favorite of these
https://twitter.com/ArtButSports/status/1775007435163582765
What are the chances UConn wins both tournaments?
One in sixteen, all things being equal
Uniform prior!
(Bayesians in the house, woop woop)
0%. The women have no chance against Iowa or South Carolina. Iowa has the best player on the planet and SC is an absolute wagon. UConn’s on fumes and basically playing 6. They’ve had an amazing year getting to the Final Four.
Anything can happen, of course, but I can’t see Alabama beating the men. Assuming Purdue does its job the title game should be a war, and a ratings bonanza.
Which pretty much guarantees both UConn and Purdue trip over their dicks and no one watches Alabama play NC State for the title.
Jesus, the new baseball uniforms are just complete garbage.
Hockey double header has me sore. At least I went 1-1. Had a nice bounce back after a 2-1 loss in game one. Shower beer definitely helped. Also my Tasmanian Devils founding members digital card arrived WOOO!
Holiest of shits! GPZ still exists! Or at least has its original domain and that vintage web design that’s gonna be really sought after in a few years
Guinea Pig Zero Jobzine
I have wayyy too many back issues of 2600
Beck is honestly kinda Gen Z if they listened to him. But then again, I haven’t had access to my Becktionary since that incident with the echidna
https://youtu.be/YgSPaXgAdzE?feature=shared
Even though it’s not actually a great comic looking at it now, nonetheless, if I ever talk about there being bears “outside” this is what I am referring to, and nothing to do with large, hairy, and loveable gay men
Lady Huskies really seemed to have this one in hand until they missed SEVEN STRAIGHT FUCKING FREE THROWS down the stretch.
I was watching through gritted teeth. Aggravating, but you had to keep in mind that they are absolutely on fumes right now. Can’t believe they pulled it out. Huge effort.
My God Iowa is just going to annihilate them.
Never heard this before but it is now my personal anthem!
https://youtu.be/Vqbk9cDX0l0?feature=shared
I love this one.
It was a rainy day. And a Monday. That’s all I’ve got to say.
Ciao tutti.
/he just said more after all.
nika muhl on uconn gotta make a sexy friday appearance to go with the final four appearance
Careful. She has absolutely killed someone and hidden the body.
No no, you don’t HIDE the body, you DISPOSE of the body ala Hoffa
thats the thing about these ballers from eastern europe/balkans, they absolutely know someone that knows someone that can “take care” of something for you
Yo
https://youtu.be/qvOEFr03ea8?feature=shared
MIT bitches always be frontin
It’s true tho
A Brief History of Rhyme was a great album but E = MC Hawking was his finest achievement.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvLPmmrofEg
internet was pure like 80s cocaine
Not gonna argue cuz it’s all awesome. Chaos theory says we can degenerate into disagreement when we started from a spot that’s only detectably different with more accurate technology than we have today, maaan. (possible 2nd gummy just kicked in)
Me (pops pill). Yeah, I’m just not getting it, man.
/Probably because the pill is for high cholesterol
Really hope I don’t need to take a drug test any time soon, because that piece of hamentashen had a fuckton of poppyseeds in it.
“…so the guy’s in a bit of a legal jam and needs a $175M bond to cover a massive fraud judgment against him until he can get the appeals court to look at it. He swears he’s good for it, so I figured, what the heck?”
There was a no-hitter tonight from a guy named Ronel Blanco.
Also, Trout hit a ball 473 feet and the Angels actually won.
I ate at the Kiev quite a few times in its last few years, it closed the year I was living just a couple doors down on 7th. The tradition of selling crap on 2nd Ave/St. Marks was already dwindling by the time I lived there, but a crackhead (they weren’t methheads yet unless you were in Ohio) did try to sell my friend a broken toaster oven for $20
https://youtu.be/NQBPgJQhQHc?feature=shared
These two are inextricably linked in my head for high school theater reasons
https://youtu.be/ppJQKfqhFfE?feature=shared
WHERE THE HELL IS FOURTH WAVE (or fifth or whatever)??
https://youtu.be/uS0HpY8dcCI?feature=shared
First wave:
https://youtu.be/vqFf0q3ED4E?feature=shared
Second Wave:
https://youtu.be/cntvEDbagAw?feature=shared
Sting scoffs at the puny wave.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXZistami3c&pp=ygUec3RpbmcgbG92ZSBpcyB0aGUgc2V2ZW50aCB3YXZl
Which wave is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRIwQ4ENwIs
Sin x^2
Love the Pixies but they ain’t ska
Today’s draft should have turned into let’s remember some guys.
Irving Fryar
Wendell Davis
T. J. Houshmandzadeh
OJ McDuffie
Sterling Sharpe
Curtis Conway
Herman Moore
Ricky Proehl
Mark Ingram
Marty Booker
city of philly owe wendell davis 2 million in cash
1 mil for each knee
Horatio, two ideas for drafts in there:
WR3/RB2s you loved
And
Injuries you would like to undo or you want to blame specifically on someone else
Virgin dropped Shaggy after this song because they thought he would never release anything more popular. His next album had ‘It wasn’t me’ and ‘Angel’
https://youtu.be/6W5pq4bIzIw?feature=shared
This makes me wonder if Mormon Death Metal exists
https://youtu.be/PHMzCpy0fXc?feature=shared
Let’s see if this works, didn’t want to give me a shared link so just modified the URL
I find it kind of weird how many songs there were about nuclear weapons in the late 90s, but I was younger than the artists then, and considering the Cold War had only ended a few years before it would have been more salient for them. I have friends who grew up in the end years of the Soviet Union (and despite being very progressive are vehemently anti-communism) but we didn’t really get the nuke fear
Falcon 9 launch a few minutes ago.
Saw it from my house too! Pretty cool! You could see the individual satellites deploy too! It’s like the rocket was pooping satellites!
I was at the Gates of Hell when a train of Starlink satellites went by. I’m not sure I like it, although it’s probably worse for people who are super into astrology and suddenly have to figure out how man-made satellites affect their losing lottery numbers when they’re in Aquarius or whatever
Fuck astrology, 2nd date this chick pulls out a fully complete astrological chart and we proceed to talk about for 3 hours. Dated 6 months and lived together for 2 years. Took the chance on the crazy because of the hotness, and lost. She planned her days by her charts and we lived our lives by those charts. Should have known when she told me she studied to be a social worker, but switched to psychology for her degree.
So, how was the sex?
Fantastic and I never had to ask the question- how do I get my girlfriend to do……?
So, could have been worse I guess?
I paid the mortgage, she got the house – my name was not on the deed or the loan, this was coming off my divorce so it made sense at the time. So over 2 years of paying the mortgage each month, and this was a 4 figure payment, which said was me paying rent.
She said, fuck I am so stoned.
Oh Hippo would be judging mighty WASPily right about now.
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
Lyrics are all well and good, but you really don’t need more than 5 or 6 words
https://youtu.be/XmKJOdRf_3s?feature=shared
Exhibit deux: https://youtu.be/K0HSD_i2DvA?feature=shared
definitely remember this from 1996
I slightly hesitate just cuz it’s Moby, but I never went to his LES tea place and I think it’s closed now so whatevs
https://youtu.be/wIvYansK1rw?feature=shared
Not super related to Inspector Gadget, but good enough for a 17 year old!
https://youtu.be/EIUuHi2HzDc?feature=shared
Well done on keeping all these somewhere you can find them quickly enough to take pics! I got all my old cds on a spindle and pretty sure the inserts are all toast