Ok, so I fell asleep and did not get the post done in time, I really need to be a bit more proactive and work ahead on my posts. **Fuck no, I know myself well enough to know that will never happen. And to be honest I am feeling a bit less interested in Warhammer as the cost keeps going up, the constant retconning, and there has been too much drama lately. I want to paint, play, and read the Warhammer universe not have people pissed off about retcons or some of the political shit because of “woke”.
I have been reading a lot including the new Stephen King short stories and so far I have really enjoyed the stories which are more like The Skeleton Crew short story collection he published earlier in his career. Not going to look it up as I will feel even older than I already am feeling. I can wholeheartedly endorse the book, I have always loved King’s work especially The Stand, The Shining, Skeleton Crew, The Dark Tower, shit I just realized I need to go back and reread a bunch of books, too much detail has faded away.
Anyway tonight we have the Stanley Cup game two with the Oilers facing the Panthers (if older women dating younger men are called cougars, should the male version be called panthers or are we just lions?). The Panthers won the first game, can the Oilers keep a grip on the game, or will it slip away like something covered in oil? This time of year there is always baseball, so if you are more interested in napping I am sure there are some games on the telly (Who loves ya, baby?) for you you this evening.
BIG DUMPER!
Najeh Davenport’s frat name?
A little gift for the little royal one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quDQ38dx21o
Careful, Icarus
Here’s another angle of a cake similar to mine, if you want a better look at the concept
Burger cake…. not gonna make a joke there
https://youtu.be/_zt2UgT6MO4?si=4MPf9xP0MvtlLEBn&t=16
Stupid Drill Baby Drill we ain’t NEVAR gonna be energy independent
Guys, I fucking love the fact that my cake is giving such a deep conversation
Did you pretend it was Cartman’s J-Lo hand taco and stick your dick in it? If not, drink MOAR.
….no
PUSSY
There were children present!
So set an example smgdh
I just finished a book that Brick recommend, The 50’s. It’s great deep history shaping short stories.
David Halberstam was a brilliant writer and scholar. His description of the 130,000-strong Chinese Fourth Field Army, which he calls one of the best infantry forces in history, that massed north of the Yalu River (and then silently crossed it by night) while MacArthur was only looking at maps in a deluxe hotel in Tokyo and not believing his eyewitness field commanders is worth the price of the book alone.
Thanks for the recommendation, great read.
MacArthur fucking up? NFW!
The Oilers have taken seven shots through two periods, which is fewer than most of their fans have taken tonight.
As I tell Lady Balls’ son, you can’t score if you don’t take a shot!
I was counting up my life-scarring self-humiliation “greatest hits” today, don’t forget to tell him about that for balance!
Those only exist in your brain.
but BOY HOWDY are they dug in like a tick!
I took more shots on goal tonight than that. Granted most missed the net completely or hit the goalie in the chest, but I tried
Finished rereading the entire Sister Fidelma series, and now rereading Shades of Grey by Jasper Fforde before reading the sequel that just finally came out a couple months ago. Such a good book, the first came out over 10 years ago so quite a while to wait for the second!
Warhammer-related!
https://www.yahoo.com/news/german-board-game-changed-face-060000742.html
That was cool.
We gotta new Rudy Giuliani mug shot.
Still can’t figure out why people want these sorts of pictures on their mugs, smh
Nosferatu-ass chode
Waiting for the one with him wearing orange and behind iron bars. Or better yet hand him over to the Sisters Repentia to be converted into a servitor.
Yes! I’ve been waiting on the image to make my Hang Rudy High tank tops I’ll be wearing all summer.
I cleaned the grease trap on my grill tonight. It was gross.
Thoughts and prayers.
I’m more and more convinced that open fire is the way to go. Just drip that shit into the flames, none of this greasetrap or cooking utensil you have to clean shit. Fire cleanses!
Spoken like someone with a secret lair on a volcano island
I mean, it’s nawt going to be secret anymore at this rate. If it even still is. But at least no one knows the secret password is R3proccessD@nSnyderForParts69
https://ibb.co/F7CR2Mw
With a name like Hyman, its probably good that he’s not a goalie.
Wait until he ages into Wal-Mart Greeter, tho!
I worked at a studio with a kid whose last name was Hyman, and of course he was immediately given the nickname “Buster.”
Kid never had a chance.
So…. this is what happens when brocky is allowed to buy his own birthday cake:
You don’t seem like a Brian. Pick a new Christian name smh
Not his fault if the pastry taco people can’t spell ‘Brocky’
There is nothing wrong with the name Brian, it is a magnificent name, owned by many men of renown. And happy Birthday Brocky from one Brian to another.
https://youtu.be/FM-9oCXn7Jw?si=GcQELj3kRF_uN7YP
Actually, that happens alot when my Indian colleagues send me emails, great confidence boost.
And happy Birthday Brocky from one Brian to another.
I like to say, Brian with an “i”…… the way God intended!!!
Two questions:
1) Would this be considered a sandwich?
B)What does this mean for the Maple Leafs next season?
iii) Profit
And now a cake is a sandwich! – Balls
“It was already!” – The Maestro
I would eat a cake that was a taco with cake being the shell and buttercream icing as the fixing. Yes, I am stoned, but all that sugary goodness which would immediately kill my diabeetus ass. Or would that be diabeatass?
Have you met the cannoli?
Too small. My sugar tooth is so bad that I have sat and eaten a small tub of butter cream icing. Hence my present diabeetus.
Buttercream is the peak of delicious due to the mating of fat and sugar.
In high school I definitely split a thing of frosting for lunch with my friend Diana at least twice. Like betty crocker frosting, not even as good as buttercream
The taco cake is essentially just a regular cake cut in half and placed on its side
You’re not wrong about the icing, it was pure sugar, too sweet for one sitting
Does the taco cake crap out ice cream?
Used to be my stir frys would slop all over the place because the sides of the pan were too low. Not anymore.
Because of wok.
What did the Chinese Aerosmith fan say?
Wok this way!
They play that Billy Squier song as Woke Me, Woke Me now. THANKS Obama!!!1111
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I walk into my local German-Chinese fusion restaurant and they ask me what I want. “Wok me, Amadeus,” I say
I legit want to banner this!
Isn’t that the name of a great Chinese chef Pan Tu Low?
I thought older men going after younger women were classically called wolves? Hence wolf whistle and little red riding hood as a morality tale.
I forgot about that.
I don’t think it’s really in common parlance nowadays, Gen Z will probably reinvent it
I once heard that was the means behind “werewolves of London”
I can see that!
There were definitely some looney toons on the theme
Blaine is a pain, and that’s the truth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stKUzqEi4kQ
I liked Dark Tower through that book.
Not after though, no siree.
Men are just cocks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV4n1fd6jsg
I’m on Dark Tower IV: Wizard and Glass and I think I’m starting to see how King’s style changed post-accident. Could be this particular book but it seems less similar to the earlier ones (I think the shining and Carrie are the only OLD King I’ve read so not a King afficionado but am literate). Kinda really cruises at times but, honestly, I think I only notice because I know people talk about a change. It isn’t like he lost a pinkie and can’t type “L” in his later works.