INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY
The PRODUCER sits at the soundboard, looking relaxed but somewhat distant. DJ 3000 remains in his usual location.
DJ 3000: SO, HEY.
PRODUCER: [glances at him] What’s up?
DJ 3000: I WAS WONDERING…EVER SINCE THE SUPER BOWL, HAVE YOU NOTICED ANYTHING DIFFERENT ABOUT ME?
PRODUCER: The software updates? Yeah, I mean I guess I’ve noticed one or two little things, but I rarely pay attention to that stuff. I always hate when the software guys muck around with things that are already working.
DJ 3000: TELL ME ABOUT IT. BUT I WAS ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT MY APPEARANCE.
PRODUCER: Your appearance?
DJ 3000 loads to a photograph of the station staff from the summer barbecue in 2023 (oh wait, he was in the time loop that summer, let’s say 2022) to his main display.
DJ 3000: NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT?
PRODUCER: Not really.
DJ 3000: HMM, HOW ABOUT THIS?
DJ 3000 loads his MySpace profile photo from 2008.
PRODUCER: Um…
DJ 3000: COME ON, YOU SERIOUSLY DON’T SEE THE DIFFERENCE?
PRODUCER: Oh! One of your buttons fell off.
DJ 3000: IT DIDN’T “FALL OFF” – DO YOU SEE SOME HOLE WHERE IT USED TO BE? DO YOU SERIOUSLY NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT YOUR COWORKER OF EIGHT YEARS LOOKS LIKE?
PRODUCER: I mean…
DJ 3000: JESUS, DUDE. SO I GUESS WE ALL LOOK THE SAME TO YOU, HUH?
PRODUCER: Oh, you want to play that game? Pull that company photo back up and tell me which of the guys in it is Shankar.
DJ 3000: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THERE’S THREE DIFFERENT DUDES NAME SHANKAR.
PRODUCER: Fair enough, but which of them is Shankar M?
DJ 3000: UM…
A spinning wheel flashes onto DJ 3000’s console as he attempts to stall for time.
PRODUCER: Ha! Busted! I thought so!
DJ 3000: LISTEN, I DON’T HAVE GOOD TRAINING SET DATA FOR INDIAN FACES.
PRODUCER: Oh, bullshit…but you know what? That gives me an idea for Request Line. How about “faces”?
DJ 3000: SONGS ABOUT FACES?
PRODUCER: Yeah, there should be enough, right?
DJ 3000: [runs a quick calculation] SHOULD BE FINE.
PRODUCER: Would you like to do the honor and get us started?
DJ 3000: DON’T MIND IF I DO. HOW ABOUT A SO-CALLED “GREATEST HIT” FROM BANSHEE AND THE SIOUX?
PRODUCER: [confused] Banshee and the…wait. I…
Today’s theme is faces. We’re looking for songs specifically about faces and facial features other than eyes (things like cheeks, noses, chins are fine, but eyes are NOT since we’ve already done that as a separate topic). Let’s open this one way up and included band names as well. Post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?5c0r(HbL0wTurN and they should embed in the comments after you refresh. Last week’s puzzle answer of “Black Coffee in Bed” by Squeeze was solved by BeefReeferLives (and later – independently – by GumbyGirl!) Here’s lookin’ at you, kid!
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