INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY
Guest producer HUNTER RENFROW is seated in front of the soundboard, looking very satisfied with himself, having revealed that he knew all along that DJ 3000 was from an alternate timeline.
DJ 3000: SO…WHEN DID YOU ACTUALLY FIGURE IT OUT?
HUNTER RENFROW: Oh, I’ve known for months. I spotted it after [THE PRODUCER] called me to see if I could fill in and I did some research on what topics you’ve already done. That plus I was on top of my “spot the difference” game because remember about that long-term storage unit that Mr. Baumgartner picked up at auction…actually, no wait, that was when the other DJ 3000 was still here, you wouldn’t have heard about that…well anyways there were a whole bunch of Highlights magazines that I bundled up and sold to Eli Manning for his, uh, collection, I guess. So I’d been flipping through the puzzles in them.
DJ 3000: WAS IT JUST THE VISUAL DIFFERENCES THAT CLUED YOU IN?
HUNTER RENFROW: At first, but minor changes in your temperament. You’re not nearly as interested in killing all humans than the original DJ 3000. Which I appreciate. And you’ve slipped up a few times on some basic stuff, but you know what.
DJ 3000: YEAH, THERE’S SOME REALLY WEIRD DIFFERENCES THAT HAVE CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD.
HUNTER RENFROW: I do have a question for you though – is the music different in your timeline?
DJ 3000: SOME OF IT, YEAH. FOR EXAMPLE, THE BEATLES NEVER EXISTED. JOHN LENNON MADE IT BIG WITH HIS SKIFFLE BAND THE QUARRYMEN AND PAUL MCCARTNEY EVENTUALLY ENDED UP BEHIND THE SCENES AND BECAME A MUSIC PRODUCER. GEORGE HARRISON ROBBED BANKS.
HUNTER RENFROW: Wow, really?
DJ 3000: SCOUT’S HONOR. HE DIED IN A SHOOTOUT AMONG HIS OWN ASSOCIATES AFTER A BIG SCORE IN 1967.
HUNTER RENFROW: Tell me, is that idiotic “deep soulful cover” thing a big trend in your timeline?
DJ 3000: THANKFULLY, NO. THEY TRIED TO MAKE AN A CAPELLA COVER THING HAPPEN BUT IT DIDN’T TAKE OFF.
HUNTER RENFROW: Sounds heavenly.
DJ 3000: HA! I GET THAT!
HUNTER RENFROW: Well, we should probably get this show on the road.
DJ 3000: GOT A TOPIC?
HUNTER RENFROW: I do, actually. I thought we could do “alternate versions” – recordings by the original artist or covers that wildly diverge from the original. And I thought we could do them in DOUBLE SHOT form; one of the original, one of the alternate.
DJ 3000: SOUNDS GOOD. GOT SOMETHING TO GET US STARTED?
HUNTER RENFROW: Absoultely. Cue up a little Johnny Cash, if you would be so kind, followed by some Social Distortion.
Today’s theme is “Alternate Versions”. We’re looking for covers (or re-recordings) of songs that diverge significantly from the original. Please post them as a DOUBLE SHOT: the original link “https://www.youtube.com/watch?vUL04d3d followed by the alternate version “https://www.youtube.com/watch?(4rRi3AnMos53s5!0N” in a followup comment (or same comment works too!) and they should embed in the comments after you refresh. Last week’s puzzle answer of “Kicker of Elves” by Guided By Voices was solved by SonOfSpam. Can’t think of a fitting call to action to get started!
Cowboy Junkies turn a Patsy Cline tune about longing into a song about a person searching for an anonymous partner and it might not end up well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gzthI-oltM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFjCxEov-IU
I’m not sure there is a better attempt to fuse Country and Blues in a live concert than this thing right here.
Dude, I love this version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z26BvHOD_sg
Skull crushing time but first
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3yCcXgbKrE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4SqZoZJqek
Top three pick in the first round drops to the 12th? I’m yoinking like a motherfucker!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPKp29Luryc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjzZh6-h9fM
Whhhhhhhelp, that’s it for me (unless I get hammered and circle back later) As always, thanks for the fun RTD! Really appriciate the time and effort you put into Request Line…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQzdAsjWGPg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udjS5yhtT8I
Linda’s version is BY FAR better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atOcSKbrl38
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykMzS6ugnPI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyuWcAoNEm0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFqkQzY5GRM
Fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f42MLoLbnnQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8rfB1GNS24
Compare & contrast:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53Z3oKVLkaM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi8NtRBfrAc
Cool I get to post (go ahead) Joany
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d0lrp3Nsi0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LLRVC6rkP0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S788gj9vdp0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6s9M-52fRGU
Mr. Mancini-that is an awesome tune but it needed to get punked up. The cover brings sexy and dangerous to the table.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oysMt8iL9UE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVihLZb5Icc
“I will never not +1 The Cramps”-Me
“You can go fuck yourself”-Mrs. Cornblower
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHN29Mr2lRs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEsLOLdoXOE
The only time I ever left the pit out of straight fear was Ministry’s version during a Lollapalooza tour. Place just straight up exploded and pit was on a steeply inclined lawn. Just didn’t seem like a good combination.
Not much on mosh pits in ’72, were they?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3MX-rUtS6M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fregObNcHC8
Double the double from that album
https://youtu.be/PsfcUZBMSSg?si=XCzsR0R1wFvmbGRA
https://youtu.be/hEMm7gxBYSc?si=FsXNFNZRibyRuoXC
Triple the double? (Though this hews close to the original)
https://youtu.be/F0IWHxvswLk?si=vv2yXYv8Af8AjmFi
https://youtu.be/Sj8UbmdV7bk?si=d-G49uTmOaETFIZt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHbGhEfnh2E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MB9bPDrjsnc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THkeSeWg0eI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmpDlZTzyps
Bob Mould tore the absolute shit out of this song, in all of the best ways possible.
David Byrne tackles Roy Rogers behind the line of scrimmage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg_zurRBHlg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuMvkNDuOuQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWbB_vStX_8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co13TYRttSk
There’s a great mini doc about how 10cc created that ethereal background sound. Chrissie’s take is great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgJckGsR-T0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF1zPRxp6No
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zprRZ2wFQD4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoKvUYbGu7A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhXaOOVDpCY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoO5zYZH8k4
You wanna hear an aggressive take on “Boy in the Bubble?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uy5T6s25XK4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ws3ryzcQPQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IbPn5j2YKk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLWws7YemDQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRxrqrNQY3s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwsU9N4hR3I
Winner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcU04NGMQb8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm0pym62kuA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tRuzQOG0Yk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caQ8a4hLiaM
I LOVE IRIS DEMENT!!!
ayup. as well one should..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcYErpKUugw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppiol9oetOk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iHhWh9FtsQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrST5cELzyw
Clapton may be a detestable shitbag, but he sure can play the fuck outta a guitar…
Can’t close a window to save his, or others’, life though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQQbjpomexo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T88fbHOmvRk
(cover is better. The brothers throw down)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5rQHoaQpTw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIcyI6iHK-Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDZpzJ2KKss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVqyCeSFRYw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozv8ugNm0P0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsbazEbtTvk
Just gonna drop this in here too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-lxSGOhQXs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBdFA6sI6-8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3ec3R041nU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7ZIA41yfF4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyD-x18waKM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZlLQLFq_H4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1fzJ_AYajA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOWUbQWUGoU
The cover is *way* better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WDSY8Kaf6o&pp=ygUSd2hpc2tleSBpbiB0aGUgamFy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsrvmNtWU4E&pp=ygUSd2hpc2tleSBpbiB0aGUgamFy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXCpPpPCW4c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CERt4pF-Gts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iybCwJdudM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NJN_yjHzPA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXcYZsqkZ-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovHs-psC9F4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVv7IzEVf3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQTyPU9-FXQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROAKlnaMuRw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvqnC5GRcvw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGMaTnZL-eM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icgeuBELgbI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWCZse1iwE0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNd2GvhvHkY
The cover is the best.
Blair witch did a cover of that too…
I bet it was good, too.
(my bad, I saw The Gourds on the Ziggy Stardust cover and just went for it)
meh, shit happens… (agreed, btw, that the cover is better)
Here’s a fun version, has cripple creek in there too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pe1Ge8uXbck
i mean come on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcOxhH8N3Bo&pp=ygUadG90YWwgZWNsaXBzZSBvZiB0aGUgaGVhcnQ%3D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfUU1wJKXDc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoF_a0-7xVQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htQVthGRoT8
“Mmm…black velvet…” – JD Vance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K89HUW3DIEk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SKkaoVAzRg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi_XLOBDo_Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0uWF-37DAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIqwzQ7g-Cc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2WYLSXJVpI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dYWe1c3OyU&pp=ygUOaSB3aWxsIHN1cnZpdmU%3D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9rCUQjmkxU&pp=ygUOaSB3aWxsIHN1cnZpdmU%3D
I’ve always hated Cake…
[sees Andy Reid approaching swinging a tire iron menacingly]
…THE BAND! CAKE THE BAND!
You have made two enemies today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbZHIoaapmE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8xqI2mvLOI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwOfCgkyEj0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amZdiTpvRtY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4_O4Sj-XTs&pp=ygUJamVzdXMgZXRj
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe6m1_dtJcM&pp=ygUJamVzdXMgZXRj
This is where I say “Norah Jones” like everyone on Letterkenny says “Bonnie McMurray!”