Request Line: Alternate Versions

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY

Guest producer HUNTER RENFROW is seated in front of the soundboard, looking very satisfied with himself, having revealed that he knew all along that DJ 3000 was from an alternate timeline. 

DJ 3000: SO…WHEN DID YOU ACTUALLY FIGURE IT OUT?

HUNTER RENFROW: Oh, I’ve known for months. I spotted it after [THE PRODUCER] called me to see if I could fill in and I did some research on what topics you’ve already done. That plus I was on top of my “spot the difference” game because remember about that long-term storage unit that Mr. Baumgartner picked up at auction…actually, no wait, that was when the other DJ 3000 was still here, you wouldn’t have heard about that…well anyways there were a whole bunch of Highlights magazines that I bundled up and sold to Eli Manning for his, uh, collection, I guess. So I’d been flipping through the puzzles in them.

DJ 3000: WAS IT JUST THE VISUAL DIFFERENCES THAT CLUED YOU IN?

HUNTER RENFROW: At first, but minor changes in your temperament.  You’re not nearly as interested in killing all humans than the original DJ 3000.  Which I appreciate.  And you’ve slipped up a few times on some basic stuff, but you know what.

DJ 3000: YEAH, THERE’S SOME REALLY WEIRD DIFFERENCES THAT HAVE CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD.

HUNTER RENFROW: I do have a question for you though – is the music different in your timeline?

DJ 3000: SOME OF IT, YEAH.  FOR EXAMPLE, THE BEATLES NEVER EXISTED.  JOHN LENNON MADE IT BIG WITH HIS SKIFFLE BAND THE QUARRYMEN AND PAUL MCCARTNEY EVENTUALLY ENDED UP BEHIND THE SCENES AND BECAME A MUSIC PRODUCER.  GEORGE HARRISON ROBBED BANKS.

HUNTER RENFROW: Wow, really?

DJ 3000: SCOUT’S HONOR. HE DIED IN A SHOOTOUT AMONG HIS OWN ASSOCIATES AFTER A BIG SCORE IN 1967.

HUNTER RENFROW: Tell me, is that idiotic “deep soulful cover” thing a big trend in your timeline?

DJ 3000: THANKFULLY, NO.  THEY TRIED TO MAKE AN A CAPELLA COVER THING HAPPEN BUT IT DIDN’T TAKE OFF.

HUNTER RENFROW: Sounds heavenly.

DJ 3000: HA! I GET THAT!

HUNTER RENFROW: Well, we should probably get this show on the road.

DJ 3000: GOT A TOPIC?

HUNTER RENFROW: I do, actually.  I thought we could do “alternate versions” – recordings by the original artist or covers that wildly diverge from the original.  And I thought we could do them in DOUBLE SHOT form; one of the original, one of the alternate.

DJ 3000: SOUNDS GOOD.  GOT SOMETHING TO GET US STARTED?

HUNTER RENFROW: Absoultely.  Cue up a little Johnny Cash, if you would be so kind, followed by some Social Distortion.

Today’s theme is “Alternate Versions”.  We’re looking for covers (or re-recordings) of songs that diverge significantly from the original.  Please post them as a DOUBLE SHOT: the original link “https://www.youtube.com/watch?vUL04d3d followed by the alternate version “https://www.youtube.com/watch?(4rRi3AnMos53s5!0N” in a followup comment (or same comment works too!) and they should embed in the comments after you refresh.  Last week’s puzzle answer of “Kicker of Elves” by Guided By Voices was solved by SonOfSpam. Can’t think of a fitting call to action to get started!

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scotchnaut

Cowboy Junkies turn a Patsy Cline tune about longing into a song about a person searching for an anonymous partner and it might not end up well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gzthI-oltM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFjCxEov-IU

scotchnaut

I’m not sure there is a better attempt to fuse Country and Blues in a live concert than this thing right here.

DJ TAJ
scotchnaut

Top three pick in the first round drops to the 12th? I’m yoinking like a motherfucker!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPKp29Luryc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjzZh6-h9fM

BeefReeferLives

Whhhhhhhelp, that’s it for me (unless I get hammered and circle back later) As always, thanks for the fun RTD! Really appriciate the time and effort you put into Request Line…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQzdAsjWGPg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udjS5yhtT8I

DJ TAJ
BeefReeferLives
DJ TAJ
scotchnaut

Mr. Mancini-that is an awesome tune but it needed to get punked up. The cover brings sexy and dangerous to the table.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oysMt8iL9UE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVihLZb5Icc

Horatio Cornblower

“I will never not +1 The Cramps”-Me

“You can go fuck yourself”-Mrs. Cornblower

Horatio Cornblower

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHN29Mr2lRs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEsLOLdoXOE

The only time I ever left the pit out of straight fear was Ministry’s version during a Lollapalooza tour. Place just straight up exploded and pit was on a steeply inclined lawn. Just didn’t seem like a good combination.

Horatio Cornblower

Not much on mosh pits in ’72, were they?

Horatio Cornblower

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THkeSeWg0eI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmpDlZTzyps

Bob Mould tore the absolute shit out of this song, in all of the best ways possible.

scotchnaut

David Byrne tackles Roy Rogers behind the line of scrimmage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg_zurRBHlg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuMvkNDuOuQ

scotchnaut

There’s a great mini doc about how 10cc created that ethereal background sound. Chrissie’s take is great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgJckGsR-T0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF1zPRxp6No

scotchnaut

You wanna hear an aggressive take on “Boy in the Bubble?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uy5T6s25XK4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ws3ryzcQPQ

Horatio Cornblower

Winner

DJ TAJ

I LOVE IRIS DEMENT!!!

BeefReeferLives

ayup. as well one should..

BeefReeferLives

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iHhWh9FtsQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrST5cELzyw

Clapton may be a detestable shitbag, but he sure can play the fuck outta a guitar…

Horatio Cornblower

Can’t close a window to save his, or others’, life though.

BeefReeferLives
BeefReeferLives

Blair witch did a cover of that too…

Horatio Cornblower

I bet it was good, too.

(my bad, I saw The Gourds on the Ziggy Stardust cover and just went for it)

BeefReeferLives

meh, shit happens… (agreed, btw, that the cover is better)

Here’s a fun version, has cripple creek in there too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pe1Ge8uXbck

SonOfSpam

You have made two enemies today.

Horatio Cornblower

This is where I say “Norah Jones” like everyone on Letterkenny says “Bonnie McMurray!”

SonOfSpam

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