I mean, we can’t call it a double-header, can we? Just a quick note-I’m getting bum-rushed in both Math Hard! and Freezer Vodka and the injuries are piling up and I’ll be winless in both leagues. YAY!
To The Games!
Titans/Fins:
-Will Levis-there’s room for improvement. Folks that drafted Cal Ridley might be wondering why he has underperformed. The folks at a certain fantasy site point to a stat of theirs that avers that he’s been thrown a catchable ball 56% of the time!. If said Levis wants to hold on to his job he’s going to want to make better decisions. He has two pick-sixes and two strip sacks to his name already in this young season.
-But there’s good news! The Titans haven’t lost to Miami on Monday night.
-Snoop Huntley is back! Great. Tyreek playing without Tua, he’s a shadow of himself-he averages 68 (whew!) yards receiving per game and has no TD’s at all.
-The Fins onky scored three points last week, the lowest total since coach McDaniels came on board. Right now they’re the worst scoring offense in the NFL.
Seahawks/Lions:
-Zach Charbonnet is doing backup rb right. Last week he ran for 91 and scored a deuce of TD’s. This week he stands aside and let’s Kenneth Walker take over lead back duties.
-No Balls, No Glory? That seems to be the case with Geno so far-he’s thrown into the endzone all of one time so far this year.
-All He Does Is Score-David Montgomery has barged into the endzone in six straight affairs.
-Memories of Legions of Boom Past? Seattle is the best team vs the pass. [looks at notes] Huh, they’ve played against Skylar, Nix and Brissett. If they weren’t the best I’d be wondering.
-He’s So Close! Dan Campbell is 25-26-1 career-record wise as a coach. He’ll get to a winning record at some point and join the illustrious group that is Potsy Clark, Buddy Porter, George Wilson, Joe Schmidt, Garry Moeller and Jim Caldwell as Lions coaches that somehow won more games than they lost. That’s 20% of all coaches that have led Detroit.
What happens to brick if a earthquake hits during his coloscopy?
He cums
Virginia McCaskey would like to welcome the newest member of the Century Club, Jimmy Carter!
The dbacks choked out the end of the year and missed the playoffs when the Braves/Mets split their doubleheader today. Both teams hold the tiebreaker over Arizona so they advance to the postseason.
I so hard want the Dbacks to talk about leaving right now.
I’m bad, bad luck if you’re speaking to me on the phone about someone having a medical emergency this weekend…
Don’t do drugs, kids. It’s not really that difficult to comprehend.
Roger, and think we’re in a crowd that at least knows what’s up. Although they’re allocating Narcan to election centers now because of spiked envelopes which is all kinds of fucked
https://youtu.be/p-lsiDJWMsQ
Song isn’t related to the depressing bits, just a good song
I’ve had four deaths meself since Thursday. Two confirmed OD’s, this latest is unconfirmed (but, yeah, it will be), and a very nasty vehicle accident last night.
No wonder Princess and the kids don’t really want me around lately.
Now, I’m not blaming myself for any of these. I’m just radioactive right now I guess.
//DFO’s servers spontaneously burst into flame
Sounds like you are kinda blaming yourself, or at least internalizing the seriously fucked up shit you have to deal with at your job. Do you have access to therapy? Can you talk to someone about this?
Maybe one with a beard and Boston accent?
I don’t blame myself at all. I really don’t. All of these cases were long gone before I got involved.
It’s just I seem to be getting a reputation around here of collecting these kind of calls.
Well, Azrael, you’re doing good work. Necessary work.
but if its fucking with your relationships, might be something to address.
Sorry, drunk, ill fuck off now.
No worries.
This is how I vent.
I honestly forgot this happened for a while. That’s a thing about this jorb: you don’t always get the chance to ponder or analyze things because it’s right to the next problem.
I need a film room to study how I work.
That’s just statistics at work. Hopefully the pendulum will swing back and your next forty calls will be about cats stuck in trees and people who thought they saw a prowler but it turns out to just be a Halloween mask caught in a tree.
I thought (pretty sure although I personally haven’t tried it) that fentanyl cannot cause an OD through the skin, short of using fentanyl patches.
Oh, it ABSOLUTELY can do that.
The husband of one of the CTs here is a cop; he was hospitalized for accidently brushing against a surface that had some residue on it. That’s all it took.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrbAudZziXQ
Mike Ness would agree with the “don’t do drugs” stance. Now, anyway. Not so much in his younger days.