As I write this the Jets are losing and Qaron is all shook up. Life’s been good to me so far this Sunday!
To The Games!
Ravens/Bengals:
Here’s a stunner-Henry leads the league in rushing after four weeks. If he can avoid injury I don’t see him relinquishing the lead the rest of the way. It looks as though Baltimore has abandoned the tight end spot as far as the offense is concerned-Andrews has no catches the past two weeks and Likely has just 56 yards receiving in the last three games. From famine to feast-wr Chase is only the 5th player to reach 4,00 yards and 30 TD’s in his first 50 games.
Colts/Jax:
Richardson was in pads late in the week but he’s listed as doubtful. More Flacco means more opportunities for both Pittman and Downs who each scored a TD last week. Progress! Trey Sermon is your Indy rb and that’s a long way down from Taylor. Lawrence has enough of his own problems, he doesn’t need his skill guys dropping over 12% of his passes.
Fins/Pats:
You thought it was impossible but Huntley threw for less than 100 yards last week. Tyreek has never scored a TD in a game that Tua has not started. Mostert has been removed from the injury report so that Miami backfield situation is all kinds of muddled. Rhamondre has dipped quite a bit from his two 100 yard outings to start the season-all the way down to 33 yards total. With qb play being so bad, he’s seeing a ton of heavy man fronts.
Browns/Commies:
Watson can look across the field and see what he once was. If he’s ever going to regain form it should be against this 30th ranked secondary. Amari is feeling the pain as well, he’s got a 43% catch rate-he’s got be frustrated. The Commies backfield is up in the air what with Robinson’s status, Ekeler concussed and the slight emergence of McNichols.
Bills/Texans:
Beware Flying Balls! Also, Beware Revenge Game Narrative! (we seem to have one every week) Just curious, why do you sign Curtis Samuel and not play him? He’s participated in just 30% of all offensive snaps so far. With Shakir out look for Kinkaid to be involved more. Wait! A relevant tight end-what does that look like?
Panthers/Bears:
Old Man Dalton has actually given Carolina some life. Both Diontae and rook Xavier Legette have TD’s to their name now. Chicago’s pass D has been fairly stalwart so far this season so maybe the optimism comes to a grinding halt like it does everywhere all the time. I guess that just means more work for Chuba. He’s up for it, having crossed the 100 yard mark in his last two games. Swift temporarily stalled the Roschon Replacement Talk but for how long?
Enjoy.
Free football? Ok, I guess.
lol bama falling to just 7
should be down to the 7th circle of hell for losing to vandy
oh shit houston
Hell of a kick
NY Jets: 2-3 with a QB with metaphorical jelly for brains
Miami: 2-3 with a QB with literal jelly for brains
Advantage: Dolphins!
DUUUUUUVVVVAAAALLLLL!!!
the toe is not enough? have to have the entire foot. Rex Ryan still on the rules committee
Ah, we’re going with this kind of ending.
Jags/Indy is CrazyTown.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FEDrU85FLE
Return of the Mid at Indi
ELITE!
GOOD LORD, men of Duuuuuuvvvvvaaaalllll
least its not a blowout in florida, we’re saving that for Wednesday
Washington only game not in the Spread Zone, praise be to our noble draft kings
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT in cats/bears
Oh, fuck’s sake!
Ummm….Truth Biscuit?
Stroud having a mare of a Q4…and Bollo del Verdad in for Buffalo!
What the fuck, Balmer
JaMarr!
Buff/Hou is heating up.
Around the DC area today and spotted a Daniels jersey in the wild!
the pauls not even executing the garbage time screens to Ford to massage my fantasy score
Bengals defense is ass and not in a good way.
Then the way is wrong
The Ravens D is doing their best to make Bengals D look like showstoppers
I just watched “All Women Do It” by Tinto Brass this morning. Despite your first impression, this comment is somewhat related to yours.
Ou my Gaaaaaaaa Andrews!
as good as the bears have looked, their o-line sure seems to love embracing BLEERGH
They need the rest between plays.
In Math Hard I’m just trying to get 20 points out of my QB and D pairing which I’ve played against each other (Huntley/Pats) and I’m currently at 21.3.
/I’m not saying that I’m a genius here, right now, but I will be saying so at my TED talk
red zone turning to snitching to get a td reversed, Hansen is really off today
Bengals Rookie TE Erick All believed he could fly. He was mistaken.
“October, 2024
Houston Texas, weather fine.
It was business as usual,
Stroud was slinging it, on a dime.
Oh Nico, Nico
Because Nico.
The man is open,
The man is open
You can play press coverage
You can play cover 2
The cameras of the replay
Are watching now,
Watching now”
SHOCKING REVERSAL OF FORTUNES
Jackson with the deep ball to the TE!
Nope not that one.
Not the other one either.
But then a TD to the right one!
Not only do I have a stomach flu, but John Harbaugh continues to prove he has fucking shit for brains.
Don’t worry. Zac Taylor’s about to play with a lead. All bets are off.
Bold move keeping Higgins wide open in the end zone.
The Bills are getting mangled by Nobody
Shockingly competent Jags
Is it just me, or does Dan Quinn look….a little bit like Lenin? FORWARD, Comrades!
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/005/497/lenincat.jpg
the Team has quit Stalin is ahead of their 5 Year Plan
They should treat Snyder like Stalin treated Trotsky and his shithead followers.
they are also dominating the Red Zone this year