This Train Keeps Rollin’-Your Afternoon NFL Slate of Games

Surprisingly, not a lot of action on the west coast for this window but we’ll be entertained nontheless.

To The Games!

Chargers/Broncos:

Dobbins got out of the gate strong with 266 yards in the first two games but has only accrued 76 in his last two outings. Does he have a nagging injury or are opposing defenses keying on him because the whole league knows what Harbaugh wants to do? Bo Nix is showing a great deal of progress lately, throwing for two scores and running for a third last week. Touted rookie rb Audric Estime has been activated for the first time but he’s listed as questionable. Do you figure Payton’s darling gets his feet wet today?

Steelers/Raiders:

Noll! Madden! This is a tremendous tussle…50 years ago. My fear is that Fields is going to make one mistake too many and get yanked in the next few weeks because Wilson is practicing on a regular basis now and if the latter is known for one thing (aside from being a loon) it’s not turning the ball over. On the other side Pierce is tired of giveaways so O’Connell is now under center, yeah, that’ll fix things. He best lean on the very talented Brock Bowers.

Lions/Cowboys:

If you managed to grab both Gibbs and Montgomery you’re the smartest rabbit in the den. The former has been top 15 every week and the latter has a scoring streak going back seven games. With Detroit having the 7th-best passing offense and Dallas being 2nd, expect the points to come in bunches. Goff now has 19 straight completions over two games-the record is 25. Them Cowboys need this game badly because they have the league’s toughest schedule over the next four weeks.

Falcons/Panthers:

Hear Ye. Hear Ye. Play all the Atlanta players you can. Cousins should have himself another helluva game and I hope he takes Mooney along for the ride once again. That Carolina D has given up 20 TD’s already and an average of 33 ppg. Poor Canales-on top of everything he’s missing six starters for this one.

Let’s go back, Jack. Do it again.

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Unsurprised

Come on, Detroit. Kick the FG. Get 50! Bitchslap these Cowboys!

Unsurprised

Oh well.

fleshwound_NPG

scorigami!

Unsurprised

Good comment from this WSJ article about PE firms buying up HVAC and plumbing businesses:

If you are against the higher prices, greater upsells, and lower service levels you’re going to see from PE investors consolidating and streamlining all of these independent operators then you can move to Cuba.

https://archive.ph/SjRqq

blaxabbath

Damn dude, if I could get some PE buyout…..

Unsurprised

If you will it, Dude, it is no dream!

Horatio Cornblower

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fleshwound_NPG

if cowboys did not win last week in yinzburgh, mccarthy wouldve been shitcanned during the bye week

but 3-3 is still ok in the mid ass nfc

King Hippo

gotten so out of hand they are feeding Zeke

Mr. Ayo

Gotta get rid of that lead paint.

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King Hippo

abatement is abatement amirite

fleshwound_NPG

if not for the hutch injury, this would be the best reg season game in lions history

they are playing with their food out there

Col. Duke LaCross

Actual sequence…

Announcer: “Bryce Young finally has the opportunity to learn from true veteran leadersh..”

Right as Dalton throws one of the easiest and most telegraphed interceptions of the day to put a bullet in the game.

Mr. Ayo

Red rifle is misfiring. Someone needs to disassemble and clean it up.

Redshirt

Did he shoot someone’s eye out again?

LemonJello

Probably just needs the bore punched and some lubrication.

Mr. Ayo

Scorgami? 47-9 qualifies if nobody scores again.

Unsurprised

BWAAHAAHAHAHAHA

King Hippo

Eat a booger, BlueBunny. You know you wanna.

Redshirt

I love it when formerly sucky teams get their revenge on formerly good teams who ran up the score of them in the past.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yX2UkbIU_Qo

Gatoraids

revenge for being the sleeper game on thanksgiving all these years

Mr. Ayo

Bold statement before the Bungles play tonight.

Unsurprised

Detroit is playing like they’re spiteful about something.

Redshirt

Hey, who Krumrie’d Hutchinson?!

Doktor Zymm

One of the cow O line I think, doesn’t look good

Doktor Zymm

Cmon kitties, get some garbage time points!

Unsurprised

The Lions really are going for 50. That rules.

fleshwound_NPG

ack prescott

Unsurprised

That was the look you give when you get busted by mom doing something stupid.

Doktor Zymm

The Lions doing their damndest to make fun happen, they’s good peeps

Unsurprised

NO FUN LEAGUE