Your Thursday Night Football Hallo’weird Open Thread

And there’s your host, Aaron Rodgers. After the game he’ll be screening one of his favorite scary movies, The Cabinet of Dr. Fauci! Let’s keep this moving…

Minutiae:

-There’s lots of trade rumors flying as is the way with the social media environs we wallow in now. So what’s with Diontae Johnson though? He’s sorta headed to the Bucs but he was recently traded away from the Steelers. Victim of circumstance or low-key malcontent?

-Green Bay’s Love looks like a game-timer this week-would you take the risk and throw him out there or lean on Willis again, who aquitted himself quite well in his stead?

-Richardson was benched and the team captains found out through Shefter. Does this sound like a circumstance whereby a profusely sweating, pill-engorged fella burst through the doors of the team’s facility, stumbled into the coach’s office and let his opinion be known?

To The Game!

Texans/Jets:

-Another prime time game, another Jets game. Look, I get it-New York and the surrounding area bring in precious eyeballs and the Giants suck garbage from an industrial-sized hose. But this is too much.

-With Diggs gone (for good?) which Texan wr is going to step up? There’s some talent among John Metchie, Xavier Hutchinson-but maybe Robert Woods gets the first bite? Me? I need Tankie to set the world on fire tonight and I think he might. Why?

-Here’s a nice segue-The Sauce doesn’t seem to be the guy he was in his rookie year. He has a 23.3% missed tackle rate which is more than double last year’s and his coverage grade of 69.2 places him 46th in PFF’s standings.

-Since The Savior Davante came on board he’s caught less than 50% of his targets. That ain’t no good.

It’s all yours now.

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Doktor Zymm

Just ordered a cheese advent calendar from Wisconsin, this must be what Packers fans feel like all the time

Redshirt

Word of caution

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Dunstan

How the fuck you doin’ boys?

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Redshirt

Entertainingly disappointed?

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Horatio Cornblower

The movie ‘Goon’ had no business being as good as it is. When Ross points at the ref and says “don’t you fucking dare” goosebumps, every time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QLB_CGDDPY

Redshirt

Open Threads aren’t fun with Qaron isn’t shitting the bed and rolling around in it.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

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Brocky

House of a thousand corpses

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Spoiler

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Dunstan

I once referenced the Ship of Theseus in a legal brief. Didn’t do me any good though.

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BAH GAWD KING THAT’S MOOSE’S MUSIC

Gumbygirl
Bogdanski

It’s just not the same without Bakhtiari. Woodie, get ready to open the wallet

Horatio Cornblower
Sharkbait

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCET4j8W_fU

Is this a Halloween movie or a Christmas movie?

Mr. Ayo

The rule, as always, never take points off the board.

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PRAISE SHANK’LOR PRAISE BE GODDESS OF MISS

BugEyedBoo

That was a serious fuckin’ DOINK!

Gumbygirl

Roughing the snapper. Hehe.

Gumbygirl

Ben Shapiro’s wife knows all about that.

Unsurprised

Only when he’s out of town

Gumbygirl

Chafing. Very rough indeed. Not to mention the friction burns.

litre_cola

Decilitre got 300 pieces of candy. Over a dozen full size Coffee Crisps.

Doktor Zymm

Go in for the steal!

Horatio Cornblower

How many Big Turks?

litre_cola

NONE! Fucking bullshit that is.

Dunstan

And another one’s gone, and another’s gone, another one bites the Crisp!
Beneath that red and gold wrap, lies a nice, light snack.
You know I can’t resist,
Coffee, Coffee Crisp!

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One shin counts, the same foot tapping eleventy billion times doesn’t.

Doktor Zymm

Although if you’re hopping on a leg where the foot has been amputated it’s ALL shin

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