And there’s your host, Aaron Rodgers. After the game he’ll be screening one of his favorite scary movies, The Cabinet of Dr. Fauci! Let’s keep this moving…
Minutiae:
-There’s lots of trade rumors flying as is the way with the social media environs we wallow in now. So what’s with Diontae Johnson though? He’s sorta headed to the Bucs but he was recently traded away from the Steelers. Victim of circumstance or low-key malcontent?
-Green Bay’s Love looks like a game-timer this week-would you take the risk and throw him out there or lean on Willis again, who aquitted himself quite well in his stead?
-Richardson was benched and the team captains found out through Shefter. Does this sound like a circumstance whereby a profusely sweating, pill-engorged fella burst through the doors of the team’s facility, stumbled into the coach’s office and let his opinion be known?
To The Game!
Texans/Jets:
-Another prime time game, another Jets game. Look, I get it-New York and the surrounding area bring in precious eyeballs and the Giants suck garbage from an industrial-sized hose. But this is too much.
-With Diggs gone (for good?) which Texan wr is going to step up? There’s some talent among John Metchie, Xavier Hutchinson-but maybe Robert Woods gets the first bite? Me? I need Tankie to set the world on fire tonight and I think he might. Why?
-Here’s a nice segue-The Sauce doesn’t seem to be the guy he was in his rookie year. He has a 23.3% missed tackle rate which is more than double last year’s and his coverage grade of 69.2 places him 46th in PFF’s standings.
-Since The Savior Davante came on board he’s caught less than 50% of his targets. That ain’t no good.
It’s all yours now.
https://youtu.be/1on_iQlZTa8?si=vfPRsU6yE66XAlSv
Just ordered a cheese advent calendar from Wisconsin, this must be what Packers fans feel like all the time
Word of caution
How the fuck you doin’ boys?
Entertainingly disappointed?
The movie ‘Goon’ had no business being as good as it is. When Ross points at the ref and says “don’t you fucking dare” goosebumps, every time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QLB_CGDDPY
Open Threads aren’t fun with Qaron isn’t shitting the bed and rolling around in it.
A sainted woman
https://twitter.com/depthsofwiki/status/1826004704922611781
House of a thousand corpses
https://twitter.com/depthsofwiki/status/1735800801455419697#m
I once referenced the Ship of Theseus in a legal brief. Didn’t do me any good though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO2umpJBNwU
BAH GAWD KING THAT’S MOOSE’S MUSIC
https://youtu.be/WeqX99TYm38?si=uFEqXNYKHhxHkL4E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xv_ouDbd70
It’s just not the same without Bakhtiari. Woodie, get ready to open the wallet
’tis the season!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q45yicposyI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCET4j8W_fU
Is this a Halloween movie or a Christmas movie?
The rule, as always, never take points off the board.
PRAISE SHANK’LOR PRAISE BE GODDESS OF MISS
That was a serious fuckin’ DOINK!
Roughing the snapper. Hehe.
Ben Shapiro’s wife knows all about that.
Only when he’s out of town
Chafing. Very rough indeed. Not to mention the friction burns.
Decilitre got 300 pieces of candy. Over a dozen full size Coffee Crisps.
Go in for the steal!
How many Big Turks?
NONE! Fucking bullshit that is.
And another one’s gone, and another’s gone, another one bites the Crisp!
Beneath that red and gold wrap, lies a nice, light snack.
You know I can’t resist,
Coffee, Coffee Crisp!
One shin counts, the same foot tapping eleventy billion times doesn’t.
Although if you’re hopping on a leg where the foot has been amputated it’s ALL shin