Not that you would ever seek them out but yes, the Giants (and the equally putrid Panthers) are on bye along with the Cards and Bucs. Things are looking up!
To The Games!
Ravens/Steelers:
I hope you like your closely engaged smashmouth football first thing in the day. I can’t see either of these teams running away from the other.
Jags/Lions:
The perceptions of these teams will be amplified after time has expired. I’ll leave it to you as to which will be labeled a juggernaut and which will be called a travesty.
Rams/Pats:
LA can further contribute to the muddle that is the NFC West, where everyone is within at least two games of one another. The Rams will have to travel across your fair nation of bigots, weirdos and fascists to do it.
Browns/Saints:
Someone, somewhere is jazzed to see this tilt. To me it’s “The Non-Descript Game of the Week”.
Colts/Jets:
C’mon Indy, squash these pretenders under your boot! Believe it or not, I’ve heard more than one talking head say that that the Jets are poised to go on a run now that all the pieces are in place. I couldn’t possibly guffaw any louder.
Vikes/Titans:
For those waiting for the other Darnold ball to drop, it finally happened last week when he stunk up the joint with three INT’s. The scheduling gods tossed a favor his way by offering him a tasty bounceback game.
Raiders/Fins:
The shine is definitely off the “Young Genius” in the national media as McDaniels seemingly doesn’t have answer to the sideways drift Miami is currently experiencing. A small course correction may be ahoy as they won last week and ex-Oakland scares no one.
Packers/Bears:
Love has been intercepted 10 times already and he’s missed two and a half games. Is it regression or mis-placed aggression?
Enjoy the tilts.
shut the fuck up about the chefs
Yikes, that was scary
Wait, are all the Steeler points FGs? I picked up Boswell in my money league and he has 21 points, lol
Maye day, Maye day ! greatriots going down
washington: we got the brands to kill off dan snyder. we are finally free
chicago: what’s taking father time so long with virginia mccaskey?
satan: a deal is a deal, george!
george halas: *sighs*
Kickers having the worst leg day since Greg Schiano’s training camp
Oh Bears, never change.
DOINK has entered the chat! He has the bears on autodial
BLAPT delivers the Bearsenschiesse today in Soldier Field.
Bearistocrats! Avoid hibernation for another weekend.
JESTs will not be denied at being denied
Goff is scoring like he has himself in fantasy
Death, taxes, and the Raiders having brain farts that cost them the game—these are inevitable.
Also, why did it take the Fins 8 games to finally regularly throw to Jonnu?
Chef Russ needs to wash his hands before returning to work after that shit
You may want to cover Bowers. Jesus Christ
Miami’s defense may be fast, but they can’t tackle for shit
mirror version of the offense
AFC NORTH FOOBAWL
Long Ridley TD called back. Bastards!
45 minute nap, I was slated to win 3 matchups and get killed by Dok, now losing 3 matchups and getting killed by Dok.
How did Detroit get away with scheduling a Cupcake Game?
They paid Shad Khan a vast sum. Good thing about that is that they paid enough that Fulham can buy a striker in January.
Bama played Mercer last week?
shane waldron went from “hey, i made geno smith look good!” to “how come i cannot be a high school coach?” in like a year and a half
This is the power of the Chicago Bears.
Bearsenscheisse is incomprehensively confounding as it is brilliantly frustrating.
AFC North is really, really mid.
Let Bos kick?
Well, I’m about to play a Mozart Requiem that’s been nothing if not interesting.
Drink after? Yes.
Wait, Mozart’s dead? No one told me!
Let Russ Run