Thanksgiving 2024 FITBAW – Part teh First

Welcome to Murrika’s favoUrite holiday, where we celebrate Native American slaughter by eating more than a third world family does in a year, getting blackout drunk, and falling asleep watching good old American FITBAW!  Scotchy continues to be annoyed by non-sportsball matters, so I am stepping in.  Don’t worry, I am tired of reading my gibberish too.

Bearistocrats! (+9.5) at LioUns (12:30, CBS)

I recall Erik Kramer winning the Madden turkey leg in this one, but can’t recall which of these two teams he was quartered backing at the time.  Memory is like that, sometimes.  Chi**** is in its most familiar modus operandi (ie, freefall), while Detroit is fucking teams up like 1970s era Nebraska.  Does everyone start fringe fantasy players in these games, then instantly regret it?  OK, just me.  Yet again.

Sommet tells me that Caleb will relish this spotlight, and his charges will make things interesting.  I’d even say a cover is more likely than not.  Especially if I’m only risking YOUR moneys.

Nothing makes one feel more festive than putting “slutty Chi**** Bears fans” into one’s Google window.  At least it’s not my work computer this time.