Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread

I’d just like to note in advance that life interrupts so others will be filling in this weekend. I have all the thank you’s for those that step in.

Welp, we’re past all the bye weeks so my first round loss in Freezer Vodka has one less excuse. Damn it!

Minutiae:

-The Chiefs will be winning their division for the 9th year in a row this year. The comparisons to the Patriots (the only team to win more consecutively) that we started noticing several years ago just keep mounting.

-How To Be Wrong On The Internet: Just follow my lead and shout from your couch, “BELICHICK WILL NEVER COACH IN COLLEGE BECAUSE HE WANTS THE ALL-TIME COACHES WIN RECORD!” It’s that easy. I still think he entered talks to see if anyone in the NFL was interested and when he got nary a nibble he found himself in a corner so here we are.

-If you’re a player in the league and want to make a kid happy, just toss the ball into the stands so he/she can catch it. Nico Collins will tell you that that gesture will only cost you $5,000. There’s a No Fun League joke sitting there but I’d prefer to go the “Mike Brown’s influence nets the league a sweet $4,850 return on a $150 investment” angle.

To The Game!

Rams/Niners:

-They Had a Good Run: San Franny had an 8% chance of making the playoffs before they beat the Bears last week. After they got the W their chances dropped to 7%. (because Seattle won)

-Not Coming to Play?: Deebo has four straight games of less than 5 fantasy points. As with most athletes these days he expressed his displeasure on the social medias before quickly deleting it. Remember the days when boneheads said, “I was hacked?”. At least we don’t have to endure that obvious bullshit any more.

-Since their bye week them Rams have won 6 of 8 and have been doing it very quietly. (seriously, who sees them as a team that might get to the NFC Champeenship?) Five of those wins have been by less than a score. To me that’s the sign of a good team getting into a groove and knowing how to finish out. Who the hell wants to play a squadoo that can outscore the Bills when they need to?

Don’t sprain anything tonight when commenting.

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Redshirt

Now I’m rooting for Tennessee just for the ensuing riot. Ohio State grease up the poles, surround each one by police and I think they even installed cement footers to keep them up. It was to avoid liability for them falling on someone but now it’s could be for comedy.

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NotShogunButShogun

So…bet the over based on last week? Oof…may Luigi be kind to your kneecaps.
Wait, we’re Kommentist. We are safe.

Bogdanski

Fuck you Brock Purdy. I chose you over Drake Maye and this is the shit you give me?

SonOfSpam

Beautiful game. Just one of the best I’ve ever seen!

Gatoraids

THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL IS BACK

BeefReeferLives

Truly, a TNF classic. Glad to see it back to form.

WCS

Truly, one of the games ever played.

Bogdanski

If only there could have been colour’s rush uniforms

Brick Meathook

SmallRig vs Promaster micro jaw clamp: Who ya got?

https://ibb.co/bs0qvGn

BeefReeferLives

“Oh, I think you know who I got!”

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fleshwound_NPG

matt eberflus somewhere confused that you can rush more than three on a hail mary attempt

WCS

He’s still trying to figure out why both teams spent all their timeouts, and didn’t save any for next week.

fleshwound_NPG

or use it for a free sub

fleshwound_NPG

CLUTCH BLEERGH?

Doktor Zymm

I need to get a hex bit for my electric screwdriver. Why doesn’t flat pack furniture use phillips head screws like everything else in the past 40+ years?

Mr. Ayo

Phillips head screws are an abomination. Even our chucklefucks up north got it right and went with Robertson. Hex bits are a compromise between the two.

Doktor Zymm

Anything that I have an electric screwdriver bit for I’m fine with

Doktor Zymm

Huh I think I missed my cue to say something like “instead I have to do all this screwing manually like some sort of 70s porn star”

Brick Meathook

Allen keys > hex bits

Mr. Ayo

*does some slow math*

Yes those are what I meant.

Brick Meathook

This tool has 4 Allen keys, 1 Torx key, a Phillips and a slotted head, plus an additionally smaller slotted key tacked on. These are all the standard fittings used in camera grip gear. Also has screw thread gauges on the side. Don’t leave home without it.

https://ibb.co/W6fgXpj

BugEyedBoo

Phillips head is from Satan. They’re intentionally made to pop out of the screw when there’s too much torque. How can that ever fail?

Doktor Zymm

Usually just means you aren’t quite perpendicular, whereas the stupid hex screws on these library stairs seem to suck at any angle

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

Roberston or GTFO.

/until they get rounded and then are a PITA to remove.

WCS

Watch the Niners score a touchdown somehow and shank the PAT.

ThePirateSloth

Lol, the Prime quick recap for this game was so sad.

fleshwound_NPG

here in indiana porn sites are no longer allowed (without id or login or whatever) but that one got thru

Unsurprised

If Cytherea were a bird

rockingdog

I want to see this game go into OT

That would be Rockinggggg! 🏈

WCS

Walk-off safety would almost be worth it.

rockingdog

What’s the Vegas money line on that?
Walk off safety to end the game
Lmao

Unsurprised

Wow. That would have been an amazing play if that had been a Niner receiver.

WCS

armpunterceptionover?

fleshwound_NPG

THESE ENDZONES LEMME TELL YA I CALL THEM BATHROOMS BECAUSE NANCY MACE IS REFUSING ANYONE TO GO IN THERE

blaxabbath

Liugi Mangione is my Kyle Rittenhouse.

fleshwound_NPG

kyle shot people and he got rich and no one else benefited

luigi shot someone and an evil industry shat themselves overnight

https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/-miracle-nc-couple-free-nearly-100000-medical-debt-15-years-rcna183426

Unsurprised

It really makes that guy who set himself on fire look even dumber

fleshwound_NPG

dope album cover, thocomment image

Brick Meathook
WCS

What Princip wanted to do.

2Pack

Not exactly lighting up the scoreboard in this one huh folks.

WCS

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