WBALLS – Hippo Dedication!

That was the Dogg Pound right there on WBALLS, 187.4 on your FM dial. You’re tuned in to the biggest Balls of them all, Balls of Steel and Fury. Don’t forget coming up at the top of the hour is DJ BC Dick with the Jack Off Hour and later on tonight it will be DJ Saul T. Knotts taking you through until dawn.

Right now, we’re going to get into a block of songs dedicated to your favourite pill freak and mine, Mr. King Hippo. It’s All Cure, All Doom, All Day, All Night!

Let’s start it off with a classic from the early years and don’t forget, if you’re licking, it’s WBALLS…

Walk across the garden in the footsteps of my shadow
See the lights out, no one’s home
In amongst the statues, stare at nothing in the garden moves
Can you help me?
Close my eyes and hold so tightly
Scared of what the morning brings
Waiting for tomorrow, never comes
Deep inside the empty feeling
All the nighttime leaves me
Three imaginary boys
Slipping through the door
Hear my heart beats in the hallway
Echoes ’round and ’round inside my head
Drifting up the stairs, I see the steps behind me disappearing
Can you help me?
Close my eyes and hold so tightly
Scared of what the morning brings
Waiting for tomorrow, never comes
Deep inside the empty feeling
All the nighttime leaves me
Three imaginary boys sing in my sleep
Sweet child, the moon will change your mind
See the cracked reflection standing still before the bedroom mirror
Over my shoulder, but no one’s there
Whispers in the silence, pressing close behind me, pressing close behind
Can you help me?
Can you help me?
Can you help me?
(Can you help me?)

Electric line, racing time
Fire down the wall
Spinning around, the killing ground
It makes you look so small
Henna years, the stinging tears
Flesh on the railway track
The screaming queen on the TV screen
Is never coming back
Suffer no more
Step inside and listen
Listen to my pillbox tales
Your special days, your winning ways
You’re living out the past
You’re lying lies and tying ties
And running much too fast
But you feel so sick
If you run too quick and wishing every day
Wishing you were all along
Wishing you were years away
Suffer no more
Step inside and listen
Listen to my pillbox tales
Listen to my
Listen to my pillbox tales
Electric line, racing time
Fire down the wall
Spinning around, this killing ground
It makes you look so small
The henna years, the stinging tears
Flesh on the railway track
Jamming queen on the TV screen
Is never coming back
Suffer no more
Step inside and listen
Listen to my pillbox tales
Step inside and listen to my
Step inside and listen to my
Step inside and listen to my pillbox tales

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I am slowing down
As the years go by
I am sinking
So I trick myself
Like everybody else
The secrets I hide
Twist me inside
They make me weaker
So I trick myself
Like everybody else
I crouch in fear and wait
I’ll never feel again…
If only I could remember
Anything at all

For how much longer can I howl into this wind?
For how much longer
Can I cry like this?
A thousand wasted hours a day
Just to feel my heart for a second
A thousand hours just thrown away
Just to feel my heart for a second
For how much longer can I howl into this wind?

You shatter me, your grip on me
A hold on me so dull it kills
You stifle me
Infectious sense of Hopelessness and prayers for rain
I suffocate, I breathe in dirt
And nowhere shines but desolate
And drab the hours all spent on killing time
Again all waiting for the rain
You fracture me, your hands on me
A touch so plain, so stale it kills
You strangle me, entangle me
In hopelessness and prayers for rain
I deteriorate, I live in dirt, and nowhere glows but
Drearily and tired the hours all spent on killing
Time again all waiting for the rain
You fracture me, your hands on me
A touch so plain, so stale it kills
You strangle me, entangle me
In hopelessness and prayers for rain
Prayers for rain
Prayers for rain
Prayers for rain

Remember how it used to be
When the sun would fill up the sky
Remember how we used to feel
Those days would never end
Those days would never end
Remember how it used to be
When the stars would fill the sky
Remember how we used to dream
Those nights would never end
Those nights would never end
It was the sweetness of your skin
It was the hope of all we might have been
That fills me with the hope to wish
Impossible things
But now the sun shines cold
And all the sky is grey
The stars are dimmed by clouds and tears
And all I wish
Is gone away
All I wish
Is gone away
All I wish
Is gone away

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That’s my time for today. I’m Audi 5000. Fly low, avoid the radar, and keep listening to the station that slaps you across your fat ass with a fat dick…