Someone once said, “If you don’t have anything good to say about anyone, come here and have a seat beside me.” My guess is Dorothy Parker because she had all the good quips but I think it was a society dame in reality.
Like, we all tend to lean towards lower-seeded teams doing well but this time it sure as hell didn’t work. Both made mincemeat of their opponent on the last round. Are they that good or are the seedings all wonky-like? Overall, college football is doing us a solid by keeping us (sorta) entertained the next two nights until the Big Boys show up on the weekend.
-If you’re not up for this and would like to watch college ball, #20 Purdue, #15 Oregon and #16 Michigan State are out there on the hardcourt.
-Tom Telesco A-Go-Go: You sign your name on the Raiders bottom line and you’re just not around for long because Mark Davis has the attention span of Andy Dick on coke. Actually, just Andy Dick. Of course he didn’t help his cause by signing everyone’s favorite backup Gardener Minshew to start and to collect 15 million in guaranteed monies. (Minshew lasted 5 games, but he dresses funky) Telesco didn’t even last one calendar year. Who the hell wants to be a coach or executive in this morbidly dysfunctional excuse for a franchise?
-You’ve long moved on by now but back in December of ’23 Frank Wychek died as a result of a fall in his house. Results recently made public show that he was suffering from the second-most severe stage of CTE. Fifty-two years old, man.
Do your best in the comments.
I didn’t get a chance to ask this in the DFOCanCon thread, but when you go to Niagara Falls is anyone going to do Slowly I Turned?
To keep the strange, dark, and mysterious vibes tonight going, it seems someone poured or dumped gasoline into the sewers of Bridgeville. Gumbygirl knows there are no bridges in Bridgeville.
Anyway, four calls within two blocks all reporting gasoline vapors coming out of the basement, sewer drain, or outside. This is making an old folks home evacuate.
What the fuck? Why would anyone do something like that?
Sort of hoping Notre Dame wins the whole thing now, just because of how bad it would make Brian Kelly look.
He should try 9-1-1. I’m sure he’s great at keeping panicked callers calm.
Brick there’s a guy on channel 4 from the Palisades Legion you probably know
The Legion did not burn, yay!
Get a screen shot or name!
They said he was a past commander, first name Jim? He is a retired Army Lt Colonel
Probably Jim Cragg
https://twitter.com/xJahstin/status/1877567513040506904
Aww, what a shame. Penn State couldn’t come from behind when they needed it most.
Penn St needs a Hail Mary here.
Or not.
Look Penn State, if Rick Pitino can knock up a waitress and ruin his career in 7 seconds, surely you can score 3 points.
Notre dame: a school legitimately unlikeable that it’s making me root for a school that’s best known for protecting a child molester
I was taking the exact opposite tact.
Really says something about both schools.
What the hell is so unlikeable about either of them?
Pedophilia, for one. Harassing a woman who accused a player of rape to the point she committed suicide for another.
Little things.
You can’t make an omelette without cracking a few eggs.
DOINK or SHANK’LOR, WHICH DEITY SHALL BE APPEASED!?!?
Heresy.
I blame you.
Evergreen.
There is approximately no chance a college kicker makes a 54-yard FG under these conditions.
But it’s Jeter
3-6 from 50+, longest was 53 against Georgia State.
I learned all this approximately 40 seconds ago.
You still knew more that me as I just tuned in with about 90 seconds left in the game and this is the mostest American college football I’ve watch in years
FAHK YOU JETAH!
YOU SHOULD HAVE SHOT A-ROD!
Gift baskets for all Golden Domers!
SUDDEN CHANGE!
Terrible throw.
Yay! Sad Paedo State fans!!
Boo!! Happy ND fans!!
The “come sit by me” gal was Alice Roosevelt, I think.