Jayden Daniels has that “Wiser than his years” look that Mahomes had back in the day but methinks they’re simply overmatched here vs a team of destiny. Let’s take a look.
To The Game!
Commies/Lions:
-I think that Washington needs to get to 40 points to have a chance here but they’ll fall a bit short.
-Prediction: On Detroit’s opening drive they’re going to shove the running game down the Commies throat and there’s nothing the latter will be able to do about it because they are middling vs the run.
-Another thing that Washington needs to do is keep their punter off the field. The good news? They’ve done this three times this year.
-Although Gibbs could have driven this team all the way through the playoffs, the addition of Montgomery makes the Lions’ offense all that more powerful.
-These two teams are the only ones in the league that have scored points on more than 50% of their drives this year.
-For you few Washington fans-not too bad for a re-tooling year, huh?
-This Might Come in Handy: Daniels and Co. have converted nearly 90% of their 4th down chances. Take that, Campbell!
-Random Symmetrical Stats Alert: The Lions led the league in yards after the catch and the Commies were the very best at allowing the least of same.
-The O/U of 55.5 is the highest set since the Bucs/Chiefs Super Bowl.
Gimme some of those sweet, sweet comments.
Why is Detroit even letting Goff pass? Just keep handing that ball off.
Ah ha! That’s how you deal with bugaboo Goff if you’re a coach I guess
seems like you said something racist and that’s probably fine for the next four years
Kevin whatshisname referencing Sonic and Knuckles and then saying NINTENDO? I hope he gets fired and maybe executed.
BLEERGH hand strong tonight
“Training” on a fire dispatch desk for the first time tonight.
What does this entail? “Sit there and don’t do anything unless I (my instructor) tell you to.”
Prepping for a transfer to LA?
I’m doing this for eight hours, then back to call-taking for eight hours.
I’m going to make less sense than usual, so uh, consider this a warning.
Don’t go out with any aging movie stars.
But DO show your tits!
‘”The Gift.” No kidding.’ – 2000 me
He’s marrying a Princess!
WCS, dramatic re-enactment:
You left the “drives engine off 50′ cliff” part.
Toonces, no!
Dan Quinn keep a lead in the postseason challenge.
LET’S WATCH
Dan Quinn ,.Medicine Cooch
nfc north fraud alert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAXg4nFAnQU
matt eberfuls nearly beat all of them
NFC North went big head mode
Chicago Bears are laughing their asses off right now
one half away from being the only true winner of the nfc north this year (new coach, top 10 pick, extra high 2nd rounder from the panthers)
I’m really curious to see how they’re gonna manage to suck next year. They keep rising to the challenge though!
Okay, who told Jared Goff that he’s Jared Goff?
same person that finally told sam darnold who he actually was
Even Jared goods reach their expiration date
Maybe its another Quantum Leap? From Darnold to Goff to ???
I hope Sam makes it home this time.
WHO WOULDN’T after being kissed by Prime Kathy Ireland?
Even Vintage Kathy Ireland would call a heart palpitations.
or prime kylie ireland
I only ever saw her in on GG video, but that will definitely do.
put teddy back in
Ruh-roh, Baby’s Bustin’
I gotta say, the WAS D is overperforming like WHOA. This was the worst defense in the league last year, NUTTY BANANACAKES FOR ALL!
Are you fucking kidding?
Ooooh, time for an episode of what is catch?
THESE DETROIT LIONS, I CALL A EUNUCH BECAUSE THEY’RE MISSING THEIR D
There it is.
Bananacakes
Frosting:
Directions
It’s not every game where the over hits in the first half
The caption I saw attached was “Piss when ready, Mr. President.”
Oh shit. Can someone remove that? I’ll share the link instead
(And doesn’t)
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they have definitely seen the pee tape
*Starred in
https://bsky.app/profile/sarahspain.com/post/3lg2ruydhbc26
Nice
The current O/U is 76.5
Hatch green chile vodka and prickly pear seltzer. Not a bad combination.
Why not?
We’ve got a shootout? Damn, even in shootings, DC and Detroit are neck in neck, as Detroit is in 3rd, DC is 4th
Fitting since the last time Washington was relevant was when it was Murder City.
BANANA NUT CAKES ARE DELICIOUS!!!
if he wins tomorrow and stays healthy, saquon barkley is getting 250 on either of these fuckers
Points?
in the first half
Killer run.
Who’s ready for dessert? We’ve got cakes, banana to be specific.
This game is nuts! And all the good sorts of nuts, macadamia, hazelnut, cashew, ALL OF EM
This GAME IS ROCKINGGGG!!!!
Those wild Christmas mixes that have every nut like it was an outtake of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.
told ya this is tecmo super bowl
Teddy Bridgewater!?! Get the fuck out.
Zombies on the field.
–Teddy Bridgewater!! Get the fuck out. Vikings 2018
Bananacakes!
This game is totally going to be a shootout.
First one to 50 wins
Like Heat or The Matrix?
I kind of feel bad for Burrow. Someone is going to have 30+ points and still lose, and he should be here to participate.
Nightmare fuel for Lions fans, but the stuff of dreams for all PE teachers out there, Al
bobby layne lookin to remain undefeated
If that was Mahomes it would have been a penalty and a disqualification.
I am bad at watching this game. I am an idiot.
But the game is nawt bad at watching you possibly!
This is what I get for procrastinating on a digital antenna
Between this game and the Ice Als and Ice Argos game, it appears that defense took a night off
Goffense self-destructed
YES!!!
Most wins since 1991. Remember who won the Owl that season?
+2 Turnover PICKING THE SIX!
And Goff gonna need AJ Brown’s self-help book now
This game is awesome!
Getting awesomer!
if you get both mid-ass mark rypien and rodney peete in good/excellent condition, washington vs detroit in tecmo super bowl looks exactly like this
mid ass rodney peete would be an upgrade to fucking goff right now
Holy shit
WOOOOOO! Who needs defense!?
Found a funny:
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Red Note is now known as X
Xiaohongshu = X
THIS SAM LAPORTA LEMME TELL YA I CALL HIM TEENAGE FLESHWOUND_NPG BECAUSE HE IS DOING AMAZING AND EXHILARATING THINGS WITH JUST ONE HAND
Left hand, no less.
The Internet has twisted tens of thousands of years of human/hominid evolution
LaPorta with the MONSTER TD Catch! 🏈
That was ROCKING!!!!!!
Gooooo Lions! 🦁
I haven’t seen a Lion snatch something from out of nowhere since Scar took control from Mufasa
Hell of a catch, and reasonably cromulent reaction to pressure for Goff
Seven Nation Army!