
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY
Once again, all the lights are off in the studio, and it’s completely silent. The studio lights come on…
…and in the hallway that leads to the studio a series of frantic footsteps can be heard.
— [DOOR FLIES OPEN] —
HUNTER RENFROW: [tossing his bike helmet and backpack onto the couch and making his way directly over to the soundboard] I’m here, I’m here! With ninety seconds to spare!
DJ 3000′: [calmly] ACTUALLY, WE’VE GOT A FULL FIVE MINUTES AND NINETY SECONDS. I SET ALL THE CLOCKS ON YOUR DEVICES AHEAD BY FIVE MINUTES SO YOU’D GET HERE ON TIME.
HUNTER RENFROW: Which I did! But, uh, thanks, I guess.
DJ 3000′: WHY WERE YOU CUTTING IT SO CLOSE THIS WEEK?
HUNTER RENFROW: I was just trying to get my trigonometry homework finished before I came over.
A graph prints out and a red light attached to DJ 3000”s console begins flashing.
DJ 3000′: INTERESTING, CAUSE THAT’S NOT WHAT MY TRUTH MODULE SAYS YOU WERE DOING.
HUNTER RENFROW: Okay, okay, I was about to do my trigonometry homework, just as soon as I finished reading about this new theory on the Horus Heresy.
DJ 3000′: [sounding puzzled] WAIT, THERE ARE ALTERNATIVE THEORIES ON THE HORUS HERESY? I THOUGHT THAT WAS, LIKE, CANON.
HUNTER RENFROW: Oh, they tinker with stuff all the time. You see, the idea is that when the Primarch Fulgrim was fighting with Ferrus Manus…
DJ 3000′: HANG ON, HANG ON, YOU CAN TELL ME ABOUT IT ONCE WE GET REQUEST LINE ROLLING. HAVE YOU GOT A TOPIC FOR US?
HUNTER RENFROW: [pulls a sheaf of papers out of his backpack] I sure do!
DJ 3000′: HOMEWORK?
HUNTER RENFROW: No, trigonometry! I thought we could do songs about triangles, vertexes, lines, planes, et cetera.
DJ 3000′: [runs a quick scan] OKAY, I THINK THAT SHOULD BE GOOD. ONE THING – NO SONGS ABOUT CIRCLES – I WANT TO SAVE THAT TOPIC FOR MARCH 14.
HUNTER RENFROW: Deal.
DJ 3000′: I GOT A GOOD ONE TO GET US STARTED WITH, CHECK THIS OUT.
Today’s theme is “Trigonometry”. We’re looking for songs that have anything to do with trigonometry – squares, triangles, pentagrams, octagons, angles, points, lines, rays, planes, vertexes, etc. Let’s avoid songs about circles and things that are round; we’ll be doing that a separate topic later on in the season. Please post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?0rToN_P4rK and they should embed in the comments after you refresh. Last week’s puzzle answer of “Good Times Bad Times” by Led Zeppelin was solved instantly by SonOfSpam. Let’s get to it!
Brewer and Shipley? I feel truly blessed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNKL9onYB_8&ab_channel=TheVault
It’s a Canadian band, you wouldn’t understand.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27wcXqRtrsM&ab_channel=MaxMachine75
*Band from Hockey World Champion Canada
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN1A99VHA4g&list=PLjDvaXwceFJT0PjLWXVooap7vwkk3pKUk&index=12
I think sector is a thing. Trig was like 38 years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3ytkyn3vUU&pp=ygURcnVzaCByZWQgc2VjdG9yIGE%3D
heh heh heh wood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-ORHKxaXmA
Can’t believe George Michael left the band.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQnIFz99_oA
This song is deep because of how they spelled Know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFWtsT5zRKo&pp=ygUacG9pbnQgb2Yga25vdyByZXR1cm4gY292ZXI%3D
Carry on, my wayward SonOfSpam!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5dRdOL1Vdw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VzI5lLxIS0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfOK0evCqZY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkIC5YYtgP4
Starcrawler is good, but the giant skinny singer is terrifying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEEoT-NuklA&pp=ygUcc3RhcmNyYXdsZXIgZGlmZmVyZW50IGFuZ2xlcw%3D%3D
Surprised this is available.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TN3_c21scQs&pp=ygUcYXJjIG9mIGEgZGl2ZXIgc3RldmUgd2lud29vZA%3D%3D
“Wave trigonometry” refers to the use of trigonometric functions, particularly the sine function, to mathematically represent and analyze wave-like patterns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuHeAs0rw5M
It’s a great song, so I’ll allow it. Plus, it allows for an ALTERNATE VERSION DOUBLE SHOT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRIwQ4ENwIs
I’m going to get back to work but how come there were no Tuberville jokes about trigons?
Don’t tell Matt Gaetz but I found something from a high school YouTube page:
https://youtu.be/t2uPYYLH4Zo?si=Kb1wXyfFMrKnY3IS
Ok, I win this one:
https://youtu.be/PIWJo5uK3Fo?si=vcB7xax9jf817qxX
That will help Hunter Renfrow with his trigonometry homework immensely.
Oh an actual sine song
https://youtu.be/O9GUJ7Wqy3A?si=YEdZE81hu1tNMTMq
Imma be weird
https://youtu.be/iqu132vTl5Y?si=IhQjGiO4yBBFLNg4
https://youtu.be/p6ep6x9uEBs?si=3S2bXgEH3HJLcNE9
Dude.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KxP4JPrsfA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9Z5KIMqoLA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szBaid3wgKg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncVpla6vX9I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmXwgy2zwm0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiI7BrxtL20
Many more about lines, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74nVBmU9DK4
Ayup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkPsl_-Oaok
Not as many songs with the word “point” in the title as I’d have expected, at least within my own personal collection:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_1tCoX-t4E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_KR2QnjCM8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wI4nRD-DRpk
Found a beauty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjOeWiPZeZw
Double shot!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp21F4fimkc&t=3s
and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-R4XKuI7rA
Here it is. Much better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLfO738Ok5Y
Holy god, this song is awful. I was looking for something else.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kd3NkjpPnl4
How Britt Reid sees geometry:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyDUC1LUXSU
Geometry hell, that’s how he sees the road.
I know this is an album and not a song but it’s Blondie so we’ll let this one slide.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AV_Pe1p6ZNA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6Z_p5legYw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLgD05Tk3Zw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w6atPIKgx0
[slaps BeefReeferLives on the ass, hard]
THAT’S GOOD HUSTLE!
Thanks Coach!!
/ Ow!
“How about this one?” – Tim Tebow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2jcoIRBB0Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqAN9Ox2Stw
Oh hell yes.
WORDS ENDING IN “-ER” DOUBLE SHOT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKD-nwDraLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69R-vBtrsuc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewRjZoRtu0Y
“I’ve hung out with Evan Dando a few times, he’s a pretty fun dude.” – Lawrence Taylor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdU0fQzt0h8
(Lemonheads lead singer Evan Dando is said to have had a pretty serious crack addiction)
Oh that’s a relief; I thought he was into banging underage hookers.
Do banging underaged male hookers get you in more trouble? Because I’m pretty sure Mr. Dando bats from the other side of the plate.
Usually it gets you elevated to at least Cardinal.
https://youtu.be/cIFRZBrOhqc?si=ohAGFHxGgdoy58JJ&t=4
According to wikipedia (which very much glosses over his drug issues) he’s been married (to women) twice.
Consider me enlightened!
-bats from the other side of the plate.
I’m intrigued. Aaron Boone
Yacht rock banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzSXSo3dTHU&pp=ygUicmlnaHQgZG93biB0aGUgbGluZSBnZXJyeSByYWZmZXJ0eQ%3D%3D
And a DOUBLE SHOT right there in the title, that gets you an A+!
https://youtu.be/wpmUsC5-Caw?si=bpyD8EfYGbuXOIG_
Puzzle?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToUivqnyxN4
I think that’s a winner, nicely done.
Nailed it, good work!
Woo!
Mr. Math person isn’t sure how you get a tangent without a curve getting involved, but you do you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GUV9dUpa-k
..
https://youtu.be/DwRXI-y6M9o?feature=shared
That reminds me, put a pin in this for the “extended versions” edition we’ll be doing sometime later this season.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8e68A1xmKk
Puzzle? (looks like pretty much every track on the album would qualify)
Ah, the clue changed… was thinking secant / second
Ha ha, no, the original was just a placeholder while I thought of a real clue.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9uN64ff73U
This was almost the puzzle song but I couldn’t think of a clue that wouldn’t make it too easy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-6fW66IUY4
I was a bit rushed so this clue might be too tricky – I’ll preemptively give the hint that it involves the name of an album.
https://youtu.be/x3ov9USxVxY?si=UPYGmSodYEw6pOZy
I’m not a big Madonna fan, but this song fucks.
I was expecting to get Duded
..
https://youtu.be/LB5YkmjalDg?feature=shared
“Nice!” – Fitzpatrick Bateman
“Scrolling, scrolling, scrolling, scrolling, DAMN IT!”
https://youtu.be/v2vWDWxYJBc?si=6TR3Uav2ytN2mcvs
https://youtu.be/Ck-UhvbCDAk?si=XetDB6Ia-NflcJ9D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6mhwF_oYaY