Request Line: Pi

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY

Once again, all the lights are off in the studio, and it’s completely silent.  The studio lights come on…

…and in the hallway that leads to the studio a series of frantic footsteps can be heard. 

— [DOOR FLIES OPEN] —

HUNTER RENFROW: [holding a square flat box] I’m here, I’m here! And it’s not my fault that I’m cutting it close this time, the guy at the…uh…shop wouldn’t stop talking.

DJ 3000′: THE SHOP WHERE YOU BOUGHT WHATEVER IS IN THAT BOX?

HUNTER RENFROW: Yeah. It’s a special day, so I brought a surprise!

DJ 3000′: NEAT! [engages Brad Pitt voice module] SO WHAT’S IN THE BOX?

HUNTER RENFROW: [mimes holding a walkie-talkie up to his mouth]: Stand down, I repeat, stand down.  DJ 3000′ has the upper hand!

DJ 3000′: YOU KNOW, IT ALWAYS BOTHERED ME THAT THEY STYLIZED IT AS SE7EN.

HUNTER RENFROW: Right? Like how are you even supposed to pronounce that?

DJ 3000′: I THOUGHT IT WOULD WORK OKAY IF THEY TURNED THE SEVEN SIDEWAYS, LIKE…

DJ 3000′ displays an image on his main console.

HUNTER RENFROW: Hey, that’s pretty good!

DJ 3000′: THANKS! SO, AS FUN AS IT WOULD BE IF THAT BOX CONTAINED THE SEVERED HEAD OF GWYNETH PALTROW, I’M GUESSING IT’S SOMETHING ELSE.

HUNTER RENFROW: Yeah, that would be more of a Fitzpatrick Bateman kind of thing.

HUNTER RENFROW lifts the lid of the box, to display…

DJ 3000′: UM…OH.

HUNTER RENFROW: It’s for the whole office.

DJ 3000′: YOU REALIZE I DON’T HAVE A MOUTH, RIGHT?

HUNTER RENFROW: I know.  But I’m not aware of any other way to celebrate the fourteenth day of the third month.

DJ 3000′: AH YES, THREE-FOURTEEN.  PI DAY.  DID YOU KNOW THAT IN BINARY PI IS NOT ACTUALLY AN IRRATIONAL NUMBER?

HUNTER RENFROW: Oh man don’t get started on that base-two stuff again, I thought I left that behind forever once we got through it in Honors Algebra.

DJ 3000′: I HOPE IT TASTES AS DELICIOUS AS IT LOOKS.

HUNTER RENFROW: [cutting himself a slice] Is there any way for you to enjoy something like this?

DJ 3000′: NOT THE SAME WAY THAT YOU WOULD.  I DO APPRECIATE THE SYMMETRY OF CIRCULAR SHAPES, HOWEVER.

HUNTER RENFROW: Speaking of circular shapes, I thought that could be the theme of today’s Request Line.

DJ 3000′: CIRCLES?

HUNTER RENFROW: Yeah, and basically anything else that’s round.  Like pies!

DJ 3000′: SURE THING, HAVE YOU GOT SOMETHING TO GET US STARTED WITH?

HUNTER RENFROW: Of course I do.  If you’d be so kind as to fire up a little something from the Beatles’ White Album…

Today’s theme is “Circles”.  We’re looking for songs about circular things – circles, of course, but other things like pies and clocks and such are fair game as well.  Please post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?w!Ld_V3r510n and they should embed in the comments after you refresh.  Last week’s puzzle clue of “Hovercraft” left our listeners stumped and went unsolved – it referred to The Alan Parsons Project and their song “The Raven”.  Now without further ado, let’s roll!

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DJ TAJ

Jesus I did it again

SonOfSpam

-Roman crucifixion assistant, hitting His finger instead of the metal spike

DJ TAJ
scotchnaut

This Breeders tune was a salute to Egbert Bartholomeusz Kortenaer, August Marie Henri Picot de Dampierre, Loius-Vincent-Joseph Le Blond de St Hillaire and Mikhail Petrovich Dulgorukov, who were all killed by-you guessed it-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-JfLMz8QNI

Last edited 2 hours ago by scotchnaut
Gatoraids

The Spinners I’ll be Around

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTNZylLm4Hk

bonus mashup with Spinsyrche Motor City Woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt59gvjjJu4

SonOfSpam
Gatoraids

Only form of vaccination allowed in future

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye9VY3IiEKk

SonOfSpam
Gatoraids

in tribute to Circle Jerk of today present the Circle Jerks of yesterday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alPX3M4USH0

SonOfSpam
Gatoraids

3 shitcoins

scotchnaut

Shoutout to my first high school girlfriend! (insert ‘blue’ somewhere)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_FAqr6rP4w

Last edited 2 hours ago by scotchnaut
scotchnaut

The rumor was that each one of The Chordettes could suck a shot put through a firehose.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rYoRaxgOE0

scotchnaut

Not sure. Does he use his tongue a lot?

SonOfSpam

Depends what you pay

scotchnaut

+1 Sizzurp (if that is what it takes)

Don T

Special dedication to Rust Cohle superfans:
Café Tacuba – El Ciclón

Quiero hacerla un cuadrado
Deformarla en un triangulo
Pero la vida siempre vuelve
A su forma circular
(Vuelve a su forma circular)

https://youtu.be/XxMJEi6rqxg?si=c-kiTprC6E5Rk6BW

SonOfSpam

Está bien, está bien, está bien

SonOfSpam

Wish this bloke had made another album or two.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqe6TF2y8i4&pp=0gcJCVEJAYcqIYzv

DJ TAJ

I’ll just go ahead and kick myself for this ripe turd.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfbBw-YMBeQ

SonOfSpam

Hey, some of us love this ripe turd. (The German part of me)

DJ TAJ

So sorry for you

SonOfSpam

Oh, I suppose you didn’t sing Like A Rock out the window of your Chevy truck every day on your way to the construction site?

DJ TAJ

While smoking a cigarette.

Gumbygirl
scotchnaut

This is Don Ho’s salute to his favorite midget stripper.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muEFD_odvUg

SonOfSpam

Wheel in the Sky was written about Britt Reid’s driving ppl forget that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxGEVIvSFeY&pp=ygUYam91cm5leSB3aGVlbCBpbiB0aGUgc2t5

DJ TAJ
SonOfSpam

The rare Self-Blair-Witching!

DJ TAJ
DJ TAJ

A clock and a moon and a kick ass band.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFMpfeskqRg

Horatio Cornblower

Wheels and cranks, both go round and round! We’re double-shottin’ the shit out of this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoEav9mAB3U

Gatoraids

From band the Cyrkle
Red Rubber Ball
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxRfbJvjsN8

tho like Turn Down Day better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNf4T7W5dE8

Horatio Cornblower

Pies are round AND holes are round(ish)!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdXjm8pZMws

Sharkbait
DJ TAJ

We all know it’s a big round thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho4knNn3UgI

2Pack
SonOfSpam

Stick around, we need more of this.

2Pack

Not showing by me, what is it?

SonOfSpam

Drums are round from above except for those 80s like hexagon drums but those aren’t really drums now are they

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6Zp84XH6Eo

scotchnaut

I’m told that boobs are round.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOblscoUNgU

DJ TAJ

And of course we need to save some lives, ready?
Dance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU

SonOfSpam

Didn’t work for the lead singer.

DJ TAJ

Maybe if he was a better dancer.

DJ TAJ

From the old metal head stoner comes..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEaDO3Yf5Lg

SonOfSpam
SonOfSpam

But it’s the perfect song to introduce the next stripper

scotchnaut

Not applicable in Detroit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDw17ql5qmo

SonOfSpam

Last night it was bloody but still round.

(feel free to interpret this in whatever gross way you wish)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2MtEsrcTTs&pp=ygUXbmVpbCB5b3VuZyBoYXJ2ZXN0IG1vb24%3D

SonOfSpam

Dude.

2Pack

Speaking of Belinda… and round…

R
SonOfSpam

The world is round.

“Fuck off, you silly joker.”
-K. Irving

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGyBIQjU2Lk

SonOfSpam

Good point, I retract that quote. Nah, fuck it, he’s an idiot.