
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY
Once again, all the lights are off in the studio, and it’s completely silent. The studio lights come on…
…and in the hallway that leads to the studio a series of frantic footsteps can be heard.
— [DOOR FLIES OPEN] —
HUNTER RENFROW: [holding a square flat box] I’m here, I’m here! And it’s not my fault that I’m cutting it close this time, the guy at the…uh…shop wouldn’t stop talking.
DJ 3000′: THE SHOP WHERE YOU BOUGHT WHATEVER IS IN THAT BOX?
HUNTER RENFROW: Yeah. It’s a special day, so I brought a surprise!
DJ 3000′: NEAT! [engages Brad Pitt voice module] SO WHAT’S IN THE BOX?
HUNTER RENFROW: [mimes holding a walkie-talkie up to his mouth]: Stand down, I repeat, stand down. DJ 3000′ has the upper hand!
DJ 3000′: YOU KNOW, IT ALWAYS BOTHERED ME THAT THEY STYLIZED IT AS SE7EN.
HUNTER RENFROW: Right? Like how are you even supposed to pronounce that?
DJ 3000′: I THOUGHT IT WOULD WORK OKAY IF THEY TURNED THE SEVEN SIDEWAYS, LIKE…
DJ 3000′ displays an image on his main console.
HUNTER RENFROW: Hey, that’s pretty good!
DJ 3000′: THANKS! SO, AS FUN AS IT WOULD BE IF THAT BOX CONTAINED THE SEVERED HEAD OF GWYNETH PALTROW, I’M GUESSING IT’S SOMETHING ELSE.
HUNTER RENFROW: Yeah, that would be more of a Fitzpatrick Bateman kind of thing.
HUNTER RENFROW lifts the lid of the box, to display…
DJ 3000′: UM…OH.
HUNTER RENFROW: It’s for the whole office.
DJ 3000′: YOU REALIZE I DON’T HAVE A MOUTH, RIGHT?
HUNTER RENFROW: I know. But I’m not aware of any other way to celebrate the fourteenth day of the third month.
DJ 3000′: AH YES, THREE-FOURTEEN. PI DAY. DID YOU KNOW THAT IN BINARY PI IS NOT ACTUALLY AN IRRATIONAL NUMBER?
HUNTER RENFROW: Oh man don’t get started on that base-two stuff again, I thought I left that behind forever once we got through it in Honors Algebra.
DJ 3000′: I HOPE IT TASTES AS DELICIOUS AS IT LOOKS.
HUNTER RENFROW: [cutting himself a slice] Is there any way for you to enjoy something like this?
DJ 3000′: NOT THE SAME WAY THAT YOU WOULD. I DO APPRECIATE THE SYMMETRY OF CIRCULAR SHAPES, HOWEVER.
HUNTER RENFROW: Speaking of circular shapes, I thought that could be the theme of today’s Request Line.
DJ 3000′: CIRCLES?
HUNTER RENFROW: Yeah, and basically anything else that’s round. Like pies!
DJ 3000′: SURE THING, HAVE YOU GOT SOMETHING TO GET US STARTED WITH?
HUNTER RENFROW: Of course I do. If you’d be so kind as to fire up a little something from the Beatles’ White Album…
Today’s theme is “Circles”. We’re looking for songs about circular things – circles, of course, but other things like pies and clocks and such are fair game as well. Please post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?w!Ld_V3r510n and they should embed in the comments after you refresh. Last week’s puzzle clue of “Hovercraft” left our listeners stumped and went unsolved – it referred to The Alan Parsons Project and their song “The Raven”. Now without further ado, let’s roll!
Jesus I did it again
-Roman crucifixion assistant, hitting His finger instead of the metal spike
Time for a beer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAYo0XCXfoM
This Breeders tune was a salute to Egbert Bartholomeusz Kortenaer, August Marie Henri Picot de Dampierre, Loius-Vincent-Joseph Le Blond de St Hillaire and Mikhail Petrovich Dulgorukov, who were all killed by-you guessed it-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-JfLMz8QNI
The Spinners I’ll be Around
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTNZylLm4Hk
bonus mashup with Spinsyrche Motor City Woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt59gvjjJu4
The Plastic Ono Band really fell off after that one guy left
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVXR2LYeFBI&pp=ygUfam9obiBsZW5ub24gd2F0Y2hpbmcgdGhlIHdoZWVscw%3D%3D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAYo0XCXfoM
Only form of vaccination allowed in future
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye9VY3IiEKk
An oldie from Dr. Demento
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgOfJ5gK6ts&ab_channel=AlexShifrin
in tribute to Circle Jerk of today present the Circle Jerks of yesterday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alPX3M4USH0
THREE coins in the fountain? In the economy???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1FZpyUfM5g&pp=ygUbdGhyZWUgY29pbnMgaW4gdGhlIGZvdW50YWlu
3 shitcoins
Shoutout to my first high school girlfriend! (insert ‘blue’ somewhere)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_FAqr6rP4w
The rumor was that each one of The Chordettes could suck a shot put through a firehose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rYoRaxgOE0
Double shot?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IH8tNQAzSs&ab_channel=LilWayneVEVO
Not sure. Does he use his tongue a lot?
Depends what you pay
+1 Sizzurp (if that is what it takes)
Special dedication to Rust Cohle superfans:
Café Tacuba – El Ciclón
Quiero hacerla un cuadrado
Deformarla en un triangulo
Pero la vida siempre vuelve
A su forma circular
(Vuelve a su forma circular)
https://youtu.be/XxMJEi6rqxg?si=c-kiTprC6E5Rk6BW
Está bien, está bien, está bien
Wish this bloke had made another album or two.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqe6TF2y8i4&pp=0gcJCVEJAYcqIYzv
I’ll just go ahead and kick myself for this ripe turd.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfbBw-YMBeQ
Hey, some of us love this ripe turd. (The German part of me)
So sorry for you
Oh, I suppose you didn’t sing Like A Rock out the window of your Chevy truck every day on your way to the construction site?
While smoking a cigarette.
Banger !
https://youtu.be/UuKuOu0nDD0?si=wNm41nyA_V5rOddW
It’s Joni time!
https://youtu.be/5NEkJhBHh54?si=h3LSPnyHPs0HENRQ
Gotta enjoy this before they ban it like they did with The Crying Game.
This is Don Ho’s salute to his favorite midget stripper.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muEFD_odvUg
Wheel in the Sky was written about Britt Reid’s driving ppl forget that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxGEVIvSFeY&pp=ygUYam91cm5leSB3aGVlbCBpbiB0aGUgc2t5
Second try for CCR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKJwvQfraY8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sPc8ahc7iI
The rare Self-Blair-Witching!
Coming to us from heaven
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sPc8ahc7iI
A clock and a moon and a kick ass band.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFMpfeskqRg
Wheels and cranks, both go round and round! We’re double-shottin’ the shit out of this!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoEav9mAB3U
From band the Cyrkle
Red Rubber Ball
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxRfbJvjsN8
tho like Turn Down Day better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNf4T7W5dE8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFEewD4EVwU
ARE YOU READY FOR A DOUBLE SHOT OF THIS JELLY?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnVUHWCynig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m1EFMoRFvY
Pies are round AND holes are round(ish)!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdXjm8pZMws
[slaps Horatio on his sweet, sweet can, which is also round]
THAT’S GOOD DOUBLE-SHOTTIN’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kBPYgWTF6I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVP3g1-Wq_0
Does this count?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb3Lt18iQUw
Of course!
We all know it’s a big round thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho4knNn3UgI
https://youtu.be/4WwJ6OVSwkM?si=gaFfkqE20-KKIkGa
I’ll show myself out…
Sure, assuming you can fit those balls through the doorway.
Stick around, we need more of this.
https://youtu.be/Hmarl7vpMLY?si=QCGbBNzTyM592BnQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hESQr0XVBg
Not showing by me, what is it?
REM’s “Perfect Circle”. Let’s make it a DOUBLE SHOT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88Y4IjF3Csw
https://youtu.be/K9i39RJx7IY?si=QJ3yx9a5NjZbeQMU
Drums are round from above except for those 80s like hexagon drums but those aren’t really drums now are they
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6Zp84XH6Eo
BECK IS TAKING THE CONCEPT OF DRUMS MADE OUT OF HUMAN ORGANS TO STRANGE NEW PLACES, AND BOLTMAN IS HERE FOR IT!
CIRCULAR-SHAPED MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS DOUBLE SHOT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEXaEYpifhg
https://youtu.be/pk3HBb0mh5Q?si=TT9ZG7d_izOFG2nX
I’m told that boobs are round.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOblscoUNgU
And of course we need to save some lives, ready?
Dance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU
Didn’t work for the lead singer.
Maybe if he was a better dancer.
From the old metal head stoner comes..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEaDO3Yf5Lg
I always thought this scene was cool as shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3aW-MsIc1I
Warrant loves today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjyZKfdwlng&pp=ygUSd2FycmFudCBjaGVycnkgcGll
Worthy of the banner spot, but Hunter doesn’t really get along with the speds who are into that kind of music.
But it’s the perfect song to introduce the next stripper
Not applicable in Detroit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDw17ql5qmo
Last night it was bloody but still round.
(feel free to interpret this in whatever gross way you wish)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2MtEsrcTTs&pp=ygUXbmVpbCB5b3VuZyBoYXJ2ZXN0IG1vb24%3D
i mean come on
(this actually would have been a good puzzle song, ppl forget that)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgpXSoWBAVA
Dude.
Speaking of Belinda… and round…
Name five more circular-shaped numbers. You can’t!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s27uj_ldelU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKldONIZXZA
The world is round.
“Fuck off, you silly joker.”
-K. Irving
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGyBIQjU2Lk
Actually, Kyrie’s, uh, interpretation of the world fits the theme just fine (arguably better, even). He thinks it’s round and flat.
Good point, I retract that quote. Nah, fuck it, he’s an idiot.
SELF-CONTAINED DOUBLE SHOT! (via the album title)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nUSCV0XfZ0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nw7mThmd6E