As expected from all NFL journalists, DFO ground tape and concurs with the top analysts: this draft class underwhelms. Except Travis Hunter. There are so many astounding highlights of Hunter playing against kids. And, call me subjective, but Cameron Ward is a worthy #1 pick, franchise QB DNA through and through. It’s beyond argument; ask any teen Media Studies major who played against him. When does the Draft start anyway?
NFL NEWS
-The Texans and Browns hog the pre-Draft spotlight with a trifling trade:
-WR Tyler Lockett signs with the Titans
Sufficed to say, I’m clearing shelf space for the 2026 Lombardeee, right next to my bootleg TEN helmet I bought in Ciudad México.
SPORTS HAPPENINGS TONIGHT
All times Central
Stanley Cup Playoffs
Round 1
Vegas @ MinnesoUta (1-1) : 8:00
Winnipeg @ St. Louis (2-0) : 8:00
nba playoffs
Indiana @ Milwaukee (2-0) : 7:00
Lakers @ MinnesoUta (1-1) : 8:30
Top Flight Fútbol
Uf. All over this hemisphere.
Enjoy the first round. Man… I wanna go out tonight.
Pinky is going To Take Over THE WORLD!
One is a genius, the other’s insane, ppl forget that.
Looks how happy he is not to go to Cleveland.
Travis Hunter! He’s just like us!
That’s… pink
Rethinking the suit I just bought for the big wedding we have this summer.
the smile of a man who just escaped a Cleveland sentence
just to die of malaria in a Florida swamp.
no income tax
a waffle house every mile
a strip club every mile
You can buy meth in a tank top all year long!
“I would like to challenge each player here tonight beginning their career to identify a passion close to their heart, NOT METH, and act upon that passion to make the world a better place.”
How’s the parade of young men going?
Not nearly naked enough
Sexy as ever!
Do we think these are real fans at the draft or just “crisis actors” making a quick buck?
There’s not enough actors in Green Bay
What if you measure by weight?
SOROS PAID THEM HURP DURP
Calling it now the Browns will have two picks in the top 4 next season.
Jacksonville’s GM getting ready to execute this trade:
DUUUUUUVAAAAALLLLLL!!!
/GM makes pick
And BAM suddenly we have a different problem
Thought you weren’t watching?
With the 2nd Pick the Jags select someone to care about AEW. Is John Cena under contract? Asking for a silver spooned bitch.
Evening Folks.
Damn job keeps me at the office until 5pm
Bastards!
I know!
Cleveland did a good? The Jags want the Bi guy,
Browns do a…smart?
cleveland did something kinda sorta smart?
how long will it take for it to backfire somehow
I’m sure the lake fire will eventually spread to the stadium.
well, the epa will probably cease by 2027
Seems optimistic
Jaguras pushing all this years draft chips in and trading up to #2.
/pours a quadruple of bourbon
Pour yourself a shot, set the shot aside, drink the rest straight out of the bottle.
Moderation is the key.
Trade!
AND HERE COME THE TRADES!!
Cam suit pretty bland to fit in perfectly with this draft
big shoes to fill
Boy it’d be terrible if someone, goaded by Goddell’s constant mocking “c’mon” about the booing just hauls off and hucks a brick at him.
Parents of Cam Ward seem…upset with him going to the Tits
He’s more of an ass man.
Sens are up 1-0!
/this might be the wrong thread
Kiper dying on the Shadeur hill, as he drops out of Round 1 entirely.
Make it literally, pretty please.
Will Levis lives to die another day.
Tennessee is going to spend the 10 minutes staring at the phone?
They’re waiting for the Giants to offer the full Mike Ditka so they can move up and draft Jaxon Dart #1.
200% tariff on Wisconsin dairy.
You keep your damn money gruesome hands off mah cheez curds.
the bears still suck, but the pack still keep giving us assholes at quarterback
get out while you can, mr. love
Big crowd. Must not be deer season.
You ever drive up there? It’s always deer season on those roads.
I’m from western Pennsyltucky. I never hit a deer, but I did have one stick his head in my car and breathe gross stank on me when I stopped at a stop sign.
Buncha white Wisconsonites cheering for Lil’ Wayne, like they wouldn’t call the cops on him if he walked by them in the mall.
I’m keeping this shit on mute for awhile
What in all the shit that has ever shat, is shitting, and will shut is this shit?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Evilest Knievel
Has Ginger Hammer caught Sam Darnold’s
retarSpecial Young Man-hood?Just a double snootful of Booger Sugar?
Is this just a fucking circus now?
Now?
Over/under on hot moms?
How many girlfriends will be upgraded and replaced by training camp?
RIP to Russell Wilson’s first wife.
Is Abdul Carter wearing a huge chain of his own first name? That should be the biggest red flag imaginable short of committing a felony.
plus his maw looks like she must be skerry MOOOSLIM
That is a felony in your new America, citizen. You’ll probably get three years plus for not reporting him.
God, though. Mike Greenberg’s stank might outweigh Miss Molly’s sunshine and light
What channel should I watch? ESPN or NFL Network? Or should I just gouge my eyes out now, and get it over with?
Listen to your local sports radio like I am.
I’m a glutton for punishment. ESPN it is!
I watch ESPN due to being old and unable to change.
Plus, it’s a two-digit number on our cable system, whereas NFL Net is a three-digit number. So huge time savings.
I’m watching ABC. One-digit number.
Horatio, I did the FFLToday contest where you predict the Top 10. How does this square with yours?
1. QB Cam Ward
2. DB Travis Hunter
3. DL Abdul Carter
4. OL Will Campbell
5. RB Ashton Jeanty
6. OL Kelvin Banks Jr.
7. TE Tyler Warren
8. DL Mason Graham
9. DL Tyleik Williams
10. OL Armand Membou
I did a top 4 and quit, so you’re like 6 ahead of me.
Me, about this draft:
But I agree with your top 4. I would flip Jeanty to the Raiders. I don’t know who Kelvin Banks is.
(Mel Kiper voice) His father is ALSO named Kelvin Banks.
He’s Kelvin Sr’s boy, duh!
Am I watching ESPN over NFLN solely for Molly McGrath? MAYBE!
Giants, you have been challenged…
https://twitter.com/NickZararis/status/1915543445168378053
Probably not in the bandana-on-wingwang sense.
The Empire State Building needed a new look anyway.
(clears throat)
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ok, I’m ready.
“Like you could exhale that long. smh…”
-SOS’s dwindling supply of Ozempic
Hawt Take. Giants are drafting Sanders. Sara Huckabee
SEXY!!!!
I’d rather do the corpse of Harlan Sanders.
#3Way!
11 herbs and spices and Ozempic
She can see the whole field with those googly eyes!
Would really solidify the O-Line.
Time to see which team is desperate enough to reach for Jaden Smith.
(Looks towards The Factory and the Jersey Giants)
Oh great, a DEI helicopter flyover. Nothing but woke from MY NFL.
Wait this draft is in the parking lot?
The National Anthem before the draft?
Jesus fucking Christ, give it a rest.
Oh my god, this version is awful.
I love it!
Abdul Carter and Matthew Golden, aspiring pimps
With NIL, maybe they’ve already started. Silky has a five point plan.
LET’S GET READY TO TAKE YOUNG BLACK MEN OUT OF THEIR HOME ENVIRONMENTS AND FORCE THEM TO DO HARD LABOR IN PLACES THEY HAD NO SAY IN…(hey, did this pass marketing and legal? really? Because it just seems, I dunno, off somehow)
Happy Worker Palz are BACK!!!!
I take it that God is Tyler Lockett’s agent? Does he get a tithing as his standard commission?
Signing locker room guys is an art, a wholly fartsy art.
just to claim the draft equivalent of a firsties post