Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: South of the Border Substitutions

Hello once again, and happy Friday! Being that this week featured Cinco de Mayo, I thought it was best to involve tequila into this week’s featured beverage. The drink of choice is from the Waldorf Astoria Bar Book, and it’s the South of the Border Martinez. I’ve made a version of a Martinez before, and I was very intrigued with the tequila based version that the Waldorf invented at their bar. Plus why not mix it up from a margarita to celebrate Cinco de Mayo?

South of the Border Martinez:

2 oz. Cazadores reposado tequila

1 oz. Carpano Antica sweet vermouth

.25 oz. Luxardo Maraschino liqueur

2 dashes cocoa bitters, or Fee Brothers Aztec chocolate bitters

Add all ingredients to a mixing glass. Add ice and stir for 30 seconds. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with an orange peel. 

Well, it certainly smells like a classic Martinez. It has that muted sweet vermouth and Marashino liqueur aroma to it. It looks the part too. Had I not mixed it myself I would initially think this is a regular gin based Martinez. I get no indication that this is tequila based.

The sip however, tells a different story. This definitely doesn’t hide the fact this is tequila based. Almost overbearingly so if I’m being honest. It comes in heavy at the top and really doesn’t let up. The half measure of vermouth to tequila does its best to reign in the strong tequila flavors, but it’s just too much. However, I think this assessment is clouded by my own personal tolerance of tequila. I like it, but it’s not necessarily my favorite, and I rarely go out of my way to order it. By the very nature of the drink, a martinez is going to be strong and taste of it’s base spirit, and that’s no difference with the South of the Border variant. So my critiques of the strength of the tequila need to be taken with a grain of salt.

Another difference is the lack of the chocolate bitters and the garnish. I dont think the orange would make that much of a flavor difference but the bitters might. The book specifically mentions the harmonious relationship the chocolate bitters has with the tequila. Now lacking the chocolate bitters, I chose the chicory pecan bitters and I don’t really pick them up unfortunately. Perhaps the chocolate bitters add another depth that (I personally think) is missing here, but I’m not sure. It’s just two dashes of bitters after all…

The rest of the drink finishes with a tequila flavored sweetness, thanks to the marashino and the sweet vermouth. The tequila does linger a little bit on the palate afterwards as well. The marashino and the vermouth fade, but the tequila holds on for a lot longer than the other ingredients for better or for worse.

Now, would I make this again? Maybe. I’m tempted to try it again with the proper garnish and bitters, but I don’t necessarily think I’ll be in a giant rush to do so. Again, that’s more to my own personal preference towards tequila so your mileage may vary. If you really like tequila, you should absolutely give this twist on a classic drink a go.

(Banner image courtesy Matthew Tetrault Photography)

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Sharkbait has not actually been bitten by a shark, but has told people in bars that he was for free drinks. Married to a Giants fan, he enjoys whisk(e)y, cooking, the Rangers, and the Patriots.
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ballsofsteelandfury

The memes are amazing:

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Horatio Cornblower

I will absolutely be ordering that White Sox Pope one.

Horatio Cornblower

This Pope is getting more awesome by the day.

https://twitter.com/sleepingpixiee/status/1920842670303277475

Horatio Cornblower

(this could, of course, be total bullshit, but much like Mulder, I want to believe)

2Pack

He is after all a child of the ’70’s…

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Is “situationship” just a fancy word for vacation bonification?

Gumbygirl

Is vacation bonification just a fancy term for getting some strange?

Horatio Cornblower

I am not familiar with that term, and today’s goal is keeping it that way.

Gumbygirl

I don’t know if she should be bragging about boning the Pope. The man took a vow of celibacy soon afterwards, so she must not have been great in the sack.

SonOfSpam

Was just thinking about this.

“Well, I’m never doing THAT again.”

Horatio Cornblower

I had the same thought. Do I brag about the time I saw my ex holding hands with another girl at an Echo Jane concert? No, no I don’t.

Ah, shit.

BeefReeferLives

Tangentially related: I steeped a sliced jalepeno in some mid shelf blanco tequila about a month ago. Removed the jalepeno and tried it with a marg last weekend. Added a bit of heat & earthyness, but not overpowering. Will do again.

2Pack

In the teaching a man to fish category…

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SonOfSpam
Horatio Cornblower

How the fuck did I miss this?

Guess we’ll now find out if the Pope has more power than the Blair Witch.

Doktor Zymm

“The wages of sin is Malort”
-Chicago pope

blaxabbath

Chicago Pope sounds like a rejected the hottest new NBC drama coming at you after Thursday Night Football with sinful temptations (all are sexual) and high-stakes decision-making (do you wait for God to pull the child from the cold river while you tickle yourself with sinful sexual temptations in the grass?). With special guest star, Ray Lewis.

Chicago Pope: It Will Rush Blood To Your Penus!

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Gumbygirl

Chicago Pope

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

what the hell is with the hands in that picture?

Gumbygirl

Ha, Cardinal Left O’ daPope has his hand on backwards. The Lord works in mysterious ways!

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

and the foot on the Popes shoulder

Gumbygirl

Hey, no kink shaming. This is a safe space!

ballsofsteelandfury

Tequila is a very tricky ingredient to make cocktails with. That’s why there’s really only two famous ones, the Margarita and the Paloma. Both feature very strong acidic/bitter flavours (lime and grapefruit) to offset the tequila.

Every fancy ass bartender that thinks they’re a “mixologist” attempts a new tequila cocktail that works but it rarely does.

Doktor Zymm

Tequila sunrise? Although not sure I’ve ever actually had one. I have had some excellent smoky tequila/mezcal cocktails

SonOfSpam

Last time I had a tequila sunrise was when I was maybe 21 at a Las Vegas blackjack table, and truly it was about 6 in the morning. I think it was good. Maybe.

It’s a pretty drink if nothing else.

2Pack

The first and only time I got chunk hurling drunk was as a 17 year old idiot, on New Year’s eve, drinking Tequila Sunrises. I think it was 5 or 6 of them. Never touched those again.

blaxabbath

“By which I hope you mean you never again touched the drink….but continued to pursue the 17 year olds.”

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SonOfSpam

Yeah and as Balls said below, it’s a supersweet drink, so a teenager would be able to easily polish off a few. That probably cured you of any tequila desire.

Gumbygirl

My worst teenage barf experiences always involved something mixed with oj. Screw you, screwdrivers!

2Pack

It did.

ballsofsteelandfury

It follows the same formula of acidic orange juice to offset the tequila. The problem I have with it is that the sweetness of the orange juice compounds the sweetness of the tequila and it ends up being too much for me.

And I have a sweet tooth …

BeefReeferLives

Had a “Mexican Penicillian” recently. Mezcal, lemon, and syrup made with honey and ginger over rocks. YUM.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[have also taken Mexican penicillin] – Rob and Rex Ryan

Gatoraids

Long Island Iced Tea stumbles into the room