The Final Stretch: Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.

Good evening. I find myself in good spirits. July means training camps, which start in a coupla weeks. Maybe this will be the year when coaches mix it up during joint practice skirmishes.

For me, this is the sweet spot of the offseason: the Hall of Fame game is this month, the offseason is pretty much over.

And, there’s even a mildly interesting piece of

NFL NEWS

Only two of the 2025 NFL 2nd round picks have been signed. In fact, practically every player drafted last April has signed—except 30 of the 32 second rounders. Turns out, the only two second rounders who signed got guaranteed contracts. Their unsigned peers want that too etc. etc.

I’m all for players getting as much money as they can.

 

SPORTS

All times Central.

WNBA

Chic*g* @ MinnesoUta – 6:00

 

GRANDES LIGAS

Patrulleros (Leiter) @ Padres (Morgan) – 8:10

Gigantes (Birdsong) @ Atléticos (López) – 9:05

 

CONCACAF FÚTBOL

Home team first, daAa.

 Gold Cup Final

USA v. México  – 6:00 @ Houston, TX

May the players fight until there’s blood,

 

TOP FLIGHT FÚTBOL

Bolivia

Blooming v. Real Oruro – 6:30

 

Ecuador

Delfín v. Liga de Quito – 6:00

 

Venezuela

 Zamora v. Deportivo Táchira – 6:30

 

FINALLY,

That’s all I got for tonight. I’ll leave with this delightful video about LATAM watching the Mundialito during the Iran bombings.

Accurate (source) #SwarthIsBeautiful 🥲

 

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rockingdog

Padres with 2 on base & 2 out
Gotta get some runs here… 🙏 ⚾️

That would be Rockinggggg!!!

rockingdog

Yea Jake cornworth with the single scores a guy form 2nd!!!!

That’s what’s uppp!!!!! 4-1 Padres lead!!!

That’s ROCKINGGGG! 💯🙌

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’ve made my decision.

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2Pack

Ciao tutti

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ArmedandHammered

Is the game DJ Taj was going to attend?

ArmedandHammered

The cubs birds game.

yeah right

It was June 17th against the Brewers.

ArmedandHammered

My early onset alzheimers is ahead of schedule, I think, I can’t remember.
https://youtu.be/tmug_ZcveMA?si=tnlmurZ5eGLS-EHy

Brick Meathook
rockingdog

Hahaha nice shirt
That’s Rocking I guess! 🇲🇽

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Brick Meathook

A friend of mine just told me of a couple he knows where the wife is Chinese-Vietnamese, and the husband is Japanese-Filipino. They spend their time busting on Koreans.

SonOfSpam

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SonOfSpam

Hey Monty Python is on Turner Classic Movies. No more sprots tonite.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The Dr. Mrs. is at a K-Pop concert. I should probably get drunk and watch porn something from that list of important films I’ve been meaning to see.

SonOfSpam

Don’t see Fisting Firemen 7 unless you’ve seen the first 6. There’s a lot of backstory.

litre_cola

Have you seen Blair Witch?

ballsofsteelandfury

Also, why is Berhalter still on the National team? I mean his dad is not the coach anymore…

ballsofsteelandfury

That was an interesting game. The crowd was loud as hell!

scotchnaut

Nice going, La Mexique!

Horatio Cornblower

That performance by the US in extra time was so laughably bad I expect to see Aaron Boone on their sidelines.

Horatio Cornblower

I question the US strategy of increasing their time of possession tally at the expense of, you know, trying to get a goal.

rockingdog

And USA kept turning the ball over in the 2nd half too
That’s not rocking

rockingdog

No way USA pulls something off here…vibes say no

rockingdog

Oh shit that dude messed up his finger

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

THIS GUY ON THE MEXICAN TEAM I CALL HIM BEN SHAPIRO AFTER GETTING TO THIRD BASE WITH HIS FIANCÉE BECAUSE HIS INDEX FINGER LOOKS LIKE IT LOST A FIGHT AGAINST A BELT SANDER.

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Gatoraids

Only fair Mexico is showing USA some real Deportes for once

Gatoraids

GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL

rockingdog

Shit did Mexico just score?!?!

scotchnaut

Mexico scored. America shit the bed.

SonOfSpam

Also the result of both countries’ most recent elections.

SonOfSpam

Yes, but we made up for it in tariffs.

rockingdog

Watching this USA vs Mexico ⚽️
Hope this is Rocking!!!

Jimbo

You can take off the cowboy hat Alexi Lalas, you’re from Michigan.

scotchnaut

Good lord, all that was missing from his getup was a red clown nose.

scotchnaut

This game brought to you by the good folks at Jimi Hendrix’ Purple Haze!

scotchnaut

RELEASE THE MEXICO!*

*did I do that right?

LemonJello

NSA types a hasty email putting Scotchy on a watchlist shared with ICE

ArmedandHammered

Me, every post taco bell visit to the toilet.

Horatio Cornblower

“Uh-oh”

Jim Bowie, at the Alamo

scotchnaut

That’s probably his best live album.

Jimbo

Why does it look so polluted inside the stadium, oh yeah Houston. Never mind.

Horatio Cornblower

Apparently it’s not a good idea to shoot off a bunch of fireworks on a really humid day, right before you need to see the field over which you shot off all the fireworks.

Horatio Cornblower

“Insurmountable lead against Mexico!!!”

-Lt. Col. Travis, after the first Mexican was shot at the Alamo.

Jimbo

Remember the Alamo Brand Dog Food!

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WCS

“….”

— anyone who actually remembers The Alamo

ballsofsteelandfury

That video is amazeballs

WCS

I bet those smell lovely.