Winless in Prime-A Story of Two Very Different Teams

It wasn’t supposed to be like this but here we are. The Chiefs were supposed to be at least 1-1 and the Giants? Well, as bad as they’ve been, they do draw eyeballs. So there’s that. Let’s take a quick look.

To The Game!

Chiefs/Giants:

-I’m calling it-because of the dearth of talent at the wr spot Mahomes is going to throw a TD to Jason Brownlee. He will be wide open.

-Nabers is off to a quick start because Wilson actually knows which side of his bread is buttered. Or something. Nabers leads the league in targets with 25 and red zone looks with 4.

-Fantasy-wise it’s great that Patty has run for 132 yards so far but to me it indicates that the o-line is breaking down. I just can’t see Reid being happy with this development.

-A Theo Johnson breakout game? KC hasn’t defended the tight end position very well and Wilson always looks for a safety valve.

-It looks like Sk8erboi has passed Tracy Jr. in the backfield. That was quick! The Giants need his moxie but not his 4.65 40 speed.

-Word is that NY DC Bowen might get the boot and it sure would reek of desperation on Daboll’s part. Thing is, there’s just wayyyy too talent on the defensive line for the fellas to be playing this lousy.

Go get ’em!

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WCS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S2RRzoDKes

SHAN’KLOR’s Feast Day is the 21st of September.

EDIT: Oh, bite me, Shield. Click on it, it’s fun.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

On the contrary, blocked kicks are within the sphere of influence of BLAPPT!!

Wakezilla

Baker Mayfield had an interesting post game presser today. I have a question for you all. Baker said, “Their D-coordinator (Steve Wilks) was the one who cut me in Carolina. A lot of stuff was personal today. Haason Reddick. Former Jet. A lot of people”

What’s the story behind Baker and Haason Reddick? For the life of me, I can’t remember.

Edit: I forgot Reddick played for the Jets last year. The way Baker worded it, I thought he was calling out Reddick, not that Reddick used the Jets as a motivator

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WCS

Reddick is a loyal Nationwide customer and has been for decades.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URoFLCDWaKA

Sharkbait

Is MetLife the new Factory of Sadness?

WCS

Production Facility of Pain

WCS

Profanity Production Plant

Unsurprised

Underwriter of Unhappiness.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Broker of Broken Hearts.

Doktor Zymm

That was a very fine second half nap, except for the bit where I woke up and watched the VEP give up a long throw for a Chefs 1st down

WCS

Missed the end of this contest for this gem:

First real weird call was from a Port Authority PD officer, stating a bus driver just had a woman leave the bus at the County Airport carrying a “bag of blood.”
Okay then! This is the County Airport on the other side of Allegheny County. This airport is much smaller. No description of this bag of blood, unfortunately. Only a basic description of the woman herself, no idea what direction she’s headed, etc. 

So, you know, if you need blood on the go around Yinzburgh, evidently the couriers ride the bus…
 

Horatio Cornblower

“Go on”

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Horatio Cornblower

“There’s another side of Andy Reid….”

Yes Cris, it’s the one where he blows off his family and employs players who could be charitably be described as ‘psychotic’ in an effort to win football games but you’ll suck a cock on the Golden Gate Bridge* before you say that out loud.

*stolen from Patton Oswalt. I regret nothing.

Brick Meathook
Wakezilla

Man, the LOLfins have some competition for 32nd overall. These Giants are trash

Sharkbait

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Horatio Cornblower

Hey!

Let’s not forget Dallas here.

Sharkbait

My TV is openly shaming me for continuing to watch this game.

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WCS

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Your image isn’t loading for me, so I hope I’m not Blair Witching meself.

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