Winless in Prime-A Story of Two Very Different Teams

It wasn’t supposed to be like this but here we are. The Chiefs were supposed to be at least 1-1 and the Giants? Well, as bad as they’ve been, they do draw eyeballs. So there’s that. Let’s take a quick look.

To The Game!

Chiefs/Giants:

-I’m calling it-because of the dearth of talent at the wr spot Mahomes is going to throw a TD to Jason Brownlee. He will be wide open.

-Nabers is off to a quick start because Wilson actually knows which side of his bread is buttered. Or something. Nabers leads the league in targets with 25 and red zone looks with 4.

-Fantasy-wise it’s great that Patty has run for 132 yards so far but to me it indicates that the o-line is breaking down. I just can’t see Reid being happy with this development.

-A Theo Johnson breakout game? KC hasn’t defended the tight end position very well and Wilson always looks for a safety valve.

-It looks like Sk8erboi has passed Tracy Jr. in the backfield. That was quick! The Giants need his moxie but not his 4.65 40 speed.

-Word is that NY DC Bowen might get the boot and it sure would reek of desperation on Daboll’s part. Thing is, there’s just wayyyy too talent on the defensive line for the fellas to be playing this lousy.

Go get ’em!

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Doktor Zymm

This is legit entertaining at 6-all

Sharkbait

I was just gonna say, this game is…good?

litre_cola

Kicking has been an adventure today.

Bogdanski

The giants have a little person? DEI hire

LemonJello

Where is Skattebo on the Gritiness Scale?

Jimbo

He definitely has a high motor.

jjfozz

BAKWAHD SOMMAHSAULTS ARE NAWT SOMETHING A WHITE GUY WOULD EVAH DO!

Redshirt

BLEERGH just found out KC is using a shared email for ShieldAssist.

Redshirt

So the Kicker is hurt, the Punter is the Kicker, the Gunner is the Holder, and the Giants are the Giants.

jjfozz

I might go to the ravens game tomorrow night, thining about doin ga boots on the groun

Sharkbait

Yes!

LemonJello

Don’t forget to get your purple camo from the dry cleaners

Unsurprised

Purple camo paint and a thong or GTFO

yeah right

Do it!

Sharkbait

Wait. The Chiefs OPPONENTS get a bailout flag??

Unsurprised

You lucky fucks

litre_cola

This has been a riveting half of football.

Unsurprised

What are the rivets going into?

LemonJello

OceanGate is building the first (and best) Presidential Submarine

Jimbo

Bring in Action Jaxson!

Doktor Zymm

Skattebo sounds like something you would yell at a stray cat

jjfozz

Or a very strange fetish:

“So we got home, and he took out a radish, cooking oil, half a pound of liver, six croquet mallets and asked me if I was into Skattebo.”

Gumbygirl

That’s very…specific, Fozzie!

Redshirt

She didn’t say stop. Keep going.

Gumbygirl

The safe word is ” rhinoceros”

jjfozz

“I am not a freak! It’s a lifestyle choice!” (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)

Jimbo

Skattaboo Skattaboo, will you do the fandango?

Sharkbait

See Travis, that’s what happens when you take the last spare rib.

Sharkbait

Hahahaha

Doktor Zymm

Shaaaaaaaaaaankhlor!

LemonJello

PRAISE SHANK’HLOR FROM WHOM ALL BLESSINGS FLOW

Unsurprised

LOL. Chargers have a fat guy named Tart.

Redshirt

Are we sure Russell Wilson isn’t a Double Agent?

Unsurprised

For who? The dwarf kingdom?

Sharkbait

That’s not fair to Lowratio’s bretherin

Gumbygirl

I am convinced that the Shield has at least one player on each team that snitches to them on all his teammates, to keep them in line. I bet now they’re especially focussed on political Thoughtcrime. My pick for the VEP is Wilson, amd Chefs is that fucking kicker, Butkiss.

Doktor Zymm

Shit, who left the kitchen unlocked with Russ around?

Wakezilla

Does Wilson have money on the Chiefs? That was another poor throw

Sharkbait

Boo birds will be out by the half.

Sharkbait

Arm punt!

Redshirt

That’s it, I’m going over to SIRIUS. If I listen to one more second of Collinsworth, I may go back to the Reds Bandwagon, instead of cautiously curiously following it in my own car.

Unsurprised

¡Estudie español!

Doktor Zymm

It is pretty funny hearing him say “sexy dexter” tho

Horatio Cornblower

If only Britt Reid used similar caution while following bandwagons, or cars for that matter.

blaxabbath

I missed the initial CardinalsTalk Post Game Call-In Show. But I get the follow up show that, at least, has the better host who actually talks some shit instead of, “Well hey, the other guys get paid too” platitudes.

Unsurprised

Wow. Caleb flicked that flea all the way to Mexico.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

REF 1: The Chiefs look really out of sorts tonight.

REF 2: Yeah. Perhaps a bullshit flag that gets them out of a jam will help them feel more like themselves.

Unsurprised

I miss the pandering Spanish ads.

Doktor Zymm

They had ads that arranged prostitution?

Unsurprised

Don’t all ads?

LemonJello

Were they ICE recruitment ads?

Unsurprised

No. Peacock realized I still speak English during the Biden administration. It was just a bunch of ads in Spanish that seemed silly rather than infuriating like all these Geico and car ads.

Unsurprised

I have no idea how far behind I am between being on the iPhone app mirroring to the TV and being the Spanish version, but it’s at a commercial.

Wakezilla

I appreciate both teams not putting up any points before I was able to watch

Doktor Zymm

I think there was an accident where a semi carrying Tomlin’s collection of NFL player voodoo dolls overturned in the shipping department of United Pins Inc

Redshirt

I’d be careful. The last time I tried to curse a Steeler, it resulted in two Steelers Super Bowls.

Unsurprised

That’s the Ohio Curse. We’re not all so unlucky.

LemonJello

THIS GAME TONIGHT, I CALL IT ONLYFANS BECAUSE WE’RE GETTING A PEEK AT A KHUNT GETTING WORKED OVER BY GIANTS

litre_cola

This matchup should have been on Thursday night or in Germany.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Eh, Germany’s not as cool as it used to be.” – Harrison Butker, history buff

Unsurprised

Fuck it, Dude.

Last edited 7 months ago by Unsurprised
LemonJello

Reboots are all the rage nowadays.

Unsurprised

Just a reminder: this game is also broadcast in Spanish.

Sharkbait

That’s a separated shoulder

Doktor Zymm

My projector picture is big enough I can actually sorta follow the action w/o my contacts in, and I am goddamn blind

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Wow, it was almost like some ethereal spirit breathed gently on that ball to guide it just far enough inside the posts to bounce through. But that would mean that the spirit died with their throat intact, so…maybe Robert Redford was a Chiefs fan?

Redshirt

DOINK! continues to remain on the KC Bandwagon.

Sharkbait

As does BLEERGH apparently

litre_cola

Need 1 Mr Taylor Swift TD and I can go to bed.

Doktor Zymm

If it doesn’t happen by the end of this game I suggest you go to bed anyway instead of waiting for next week

Doktor Zymm

You can’t spell NO LINE without O Line!

clint greasewood

Giants end up losing by 3.

Sharkbait

Redshirt covers!

Redshirt

Everyone wins!

LemonJello

Where are my manners?

SHUT THE FUCK UP, COLLINSWORTH!!!

Sharkbait

The appropriate Sunday night greeting

Redshirt

(ahem, takes sip of water, inhales)

“YOU ARE THE REASON WHY WE LOST THOSE THREE SUPER BOWLS!!!! THE UNIVERSE SAW YOU GETTING A SUPER BOWL RING AND A BUST AT CANTON AND SAID ‘NOT ON MY WATCH!’

Getting Lost in the Lights, Wilson’s Overdose & Krumrie’s Injury and not having a functioning O-Line are close seconds.”

The Maestro

lol they didn’t even give Brandon Jacobs a nameplate on his jersey

Sharkbait

That’s a decision for sure.

Sharkbait

Someone get an AI Carl to do a Giants pre game pep yell.

yeah right

That Adam Schein dude who’s doing the game breaks for CBS is fucking awful.

He’s like the drunk dude at the bar that nobody wants to talk to but he still doesn’t shut the fuck up.

Redshirt

I took Giants +6. How stupid was I?

LemonJello

What’s the scale we’re measuring on?

Redshirt

Leg on a $5 Flex Parlay that is down a leg (thank you, Bengals). Also, a leg on a 2-, 3-, 4-Bet Round Robins also down a leg due to the aforementioned Bengals Egg Laying.

Redshirt

The Charlie Kirk Memorial Service is over. Trump and his sycophants hijacked it of course, but his wife brought the house down with a moving speech. While I will always disagree with his views and his attitude towards those he disagreed with, he did seem to be a loving husband and father. May his family find peace and strength.

Redshirt

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clint greasewood

What do you think she parlays his death into? US House seat, Senate,VP when Trump dies and Vance takes over, cabinet position, Fox News gig? Maybe starts a new American religion where Charlie Kirk is the new messiah?

Redshirt

Uncertain. She seems legit. Almost like an echo of Traditional Republican Woman.

Of course, in the Darkest Timeline, who the hell knows?!

BugEyedBoo

Hitler loved dogs.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Kristi Noem did not.

Fronkenshteen

He was a fucking monster. How many trans kids committed suicide because this prick made christian bullies feel entitled to their barbaric, ignorant views? Who’s praying for their families peace and strength? Nobody. Fuck him, his memory, and his family. I’m not normalizing this shit.

Redshirt

I’m still in mourning and seeing my mom deal with Dad’s death, so I’m compromised with bias to the family.

Charlie Kirk can be tortured physically, mentally and emotionally by a transsexual bisexual non-gender demon for eternity for all I care.

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BugEyedBoo

Eighth Circle, Bolgia Nine for Mr. Kirk. Sowers of discord.

Doktor Zymm

They’ll be ok, biggest risk is probably one of his kids growing up to be like RFK Jr

Bogdanski

I’m sad that he’ll never have the chance to grow and mature beyond his hate. Maybe he meets a black guy and reevaluates the racism. Maybe one of his kids is gay and he realizes they don’t all need to be stoned. Bottom line, what happened to Charlie Kirk should never happen. But Charlie Kirk was absolutely fine with what happened

Brick Meathook
LemonJello

BLAPPT!! having a hell of a week of offerings after SHAN’KHLOR and DOINK getting all the attention last week

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Yeah, I think we can safely dub the third Sunday in September as the Festival of BLAPPT!!.

Doktor Zymm

I really hope the VEP win this, just for the lulz

Sharkbait

This. Also that Mrs. Sharkbait is a giants fan, but moreso for the memes.

King Hippo

‘ave you got the Mrs. saying VEP yet?

Sharkbait

Not yet. But I should work on that.

Sharkbait

Mrs Sharkbait: Huh? what the fuck is that?

I explain

Mrs: No. We’re not calling them that.

Doktor Zymm

Aw

King Hippo

Denver lost and deservedly so. That would have been Houdini shit, winning solely off (i) a bomb to a wide open Sutton to end the half; and (ii) one drive to start Q3. Other than that, we did a big fat nuthin with el pelota.

Next week we get MANDATORIUM, which closes with…Packers at Cowpersons. UGH. Better get some sleep in now.

Doktor Zymm

Never gonna object to watching Dallas embarrassed with the nation watching

WCS

WCS From the Future here: they did!

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