Winless in Prime-A Story of Two Very Different Teams

It wasn’t supposed to be like this but here we are. The Chiefs were supposed to be at least 1-1 and the Giants? Well, as bad as they’ve been, they do draw eyeballs. So there’s that. Let’s take a quick look.

To The Game!

Chiefs/Giants:

-I’m calling it-because of the dearth of talent at the wr spot Mahomes is going to throw a TD to Jason Brownlee. He will be wide open.

-Nabers is off to a quick start because Wilson actually knows which side of his bread is buttered. Or something. Nabers leads the league in targets with 25 and red zone looks with 4.

-Fantasy-wise it’s great that Patty has run for 132 yards so far but to me it indicates that the o-line is breaking down. I just can’t see Reid being happy with this development.

-A Theo Johnson breakout game? KC hasn’t defended the tight end position very well and Wilson always looks for a safety valve.

-It looks like Sk8erboi has passed Tracy Jr. in the backfield. That was quick! The Giants need his moxie but not his 4.65 40 speed.

-Word is that NY DC Bowen might get the boot and it sure would reek of desperation on Daboll’s part. Thing is, there’s just wayyyy too talent on the defensive line for the fellas to be playing this lousy.

Go get ’em!

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Sharkbait

That sequence from first and goal is up there with the QB sneak inside your own 10 when it comes to giants playcalling

Sharkbait

I’m not even a giants fan and this play calling is pissing me off

Horatio Cornblower

Daboll’s trying to get fired and Wilson’s trying to get Jaxon Dart’s job holding a clipboard.

Sharkbait

That’s the only logical explanation.

Redshirt

Now he throws that great pass out of his ass?!

Redshirt

Ah, there’s the Russell Wilson I know of.

Sharkbait

If only the Patriots could get a player like Thornton

WCS

SHANK’LOR IS YOUR TRUE DEITY BUTTLICKER

Beerguyrob

Wide Left for once. Guess he got cucked by the ball.

Horatio Cornblower

Kareem Hunt doing something undisciplined?

As was stated earlier in an earlier post, I do believe I need my fainting couch.

Sharkbait

That was a fuck you ball

Wakezilla

Phillips needs to retire. Dude got toasted twice in a row

Horatio Cornblower

THAT CATCH I CALL IT UNITED 93 BECAUSE IT DID NOT SURVIVE THE GROUND!!

/a gaping hole opens underneath me and I am sucked straight down to Hell.

Redshirt

Tell Charlie we said “Hi!”

Unsurprised

FUCK

Unsurprised

Oh, thank god.

Unsurprised

FUCK

Sharkbait

The duality of man.

Horatio Cornblower

It was the ‘oh thank god’ of times, it was the ‘FUCK’ of times.

Beerguyrob

“It was a warm, humid day in September, and the clock was striking ‘FUCK YOU’.”

Doktor Zymm

Igh, back to napping methunk

WCS

Maybe just call it a night…? Of course, you could be on your way to a moon of Jupiter for all we know. ’tis the life of a Doktorb, after all.

Horatio Cornblower

“Lowe’s knows that tackling projects now means you can Football Sunday”

You’re a grown-ass adult. You can blow everything off and still watch football Sunday.

Sharkbait

I’m even considering blowing off everything Monday and still watching football

Horatio Cornblower

I’ve got a week ahead of me that I am seriously considering feigning my death to avoid, so right there with you.

Redshirt

If that kicker is kicking with a pulled groin, he should be carried on and off the field by his teammates. That is painful.

Horatio Cornblower

I like Skaterboi, but with his size and the way he plays I suspect he’ll be ground into sawdust before 2028.

WCS

Jordan Davis on the Iggles may pick Skaterboi up and fold him neatly in half.

Redshirt

At least know I know who y’all mean by Skaterboi. I thought Avril had a son or a cousin in the NFL.

Horatio Cornblower

I’m not going to say I’m fluent in Hippoese, but I do have a basic understanding.

Gumbygirl

Nabers has gotten me 9/10ths of a point. I didn’t know that was possible.

WCS

Disembodied voice of Ron Howard: “She lost by .02…”

Gumbygirl

Ha, I’m going to lose by 40.

Unsurprised

LOLOL

Okay, it’s gotten good since my last comment.

Redshirt

I’m assuming that screaming is coming from the Giants sideline.

Redshirt

I wake up from my nap to see that Wilson is not only still playing but is killing players, Giant and Chief alike.

Sharkbait

Another shitty underthrow

Don T

Russ is cookin’… Mmm. Instant ramen, but KC owns the water.

Unsurprised

This game is over, isn’t it?

Don T

Are you kidding? NOW it’s almost adequate

ArmedandHammered

Don’t care about what your politics are, but someone please, please shoot Collinsworth.

Redshirt

Just post something nice about Trump and he’ll give you both a pardon and ambassadorship.

Horatio Cornblower

You shoot Collonsworth and I’ll take you to Applebees and let you order anything you want.

Horatio Cornblower

(full disclosure, there’s an Applebees 3 minutes from my house and I don’t think I’ve eaten there in 12 years. Mrs. Horatio hates Applebees)

Sharkbait

Ok, this might be an insurmountable lead. Especially if Russ can’t throw over 30 yards.

litre_cola

Kelce is edging me in FF. I don’t like it.

BC Dick

Title of the next Taylor Swift album

BugEyedBoo

I’m on vacation this week at the Outer Backs. Which is good. Virginia is having important elections this year. Which sucks, because all the local stations around here come from Norfolk.

WCS

If you happen to run into Ricky Rudd, tell him I said hi. He’ll know who I am.

BugEyedBoo

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ArmedandHammered

Duck or Carolla?

Gumbygirl

I liked Duck. It’s nice and quiet there.

BugEyedBoo

Avon. Nice and quiet

Horatio Cornblower

I made the mistake of donating money to some of those races a couple of cycles ago, so I am well aware of Virginia’s current elections.

Sharkbait

Not the first time Andy Reid has asked for au jus.

Last edited 7 months ago by Sharkbait
WCS

Makes for a decent cologne in a pinch!

litre_cola

Fuck you Collinsworth. 3 points is hard to come back from?!?!?! It’s fucking half time you dickhead.

Unsurprised

What the fuck was that? God tripped the first guy and the second somehow turned to jelly and then AND THEN a godfuckingdamn PI!

Doktor Zymm

Better to get an undeserved roughing penalty than give up half the field in one play

Doktor Zymm

Oh I don’t know about any of that shit that just went down

Gumbygirl

Dipshit.

Don T

Ths is riveting incompetence

LemonJello

Are we still talking about the OceanGate Presidential Submarine?

litre_cola

Sublime comment sir.

Redshirt

No flag for False Start, Bailout Flag. BLEERGH just remembered who Daddy is.

Unsurprised

Oh, shit! Eagles won with a fat guy TD!?!?! Wooooooooo!

WCS

They didn’t need the fatman score, but the world is always a better place when it happens!

Unsurprised

Good point. That was lagniappe.

Sharkbait

Bailout flag is bailout

Doktor Zymm

Nanobubbles: may nawt work as advertised!

Bogdanski

Collinsworth, nobody out jumped anyone. It was a shit throw

yeah right

Back to back weeks with my team playing 6:30 AM local starts.

I’m going to be a basket case by 3 PM Both weeks.

I know this.

It’s important to be self aware.

Can’t wait.

BC Dick

Great reason to start drinking at 6:30 am though

yeah right

Way ahead of you.

I’m drinking now.

BC Dick

I can’t do the time math on that.
I am also drinking. Since the morning, as well.

Redshirt

If I’m the offensive line, I’m telling the coach “Either pull Wilson, or we’re going to stop blocking for him!”

Sharkbait

No Cris. We can blame Wilson for under throwing Nabers.

Unsurprised

Fucking dumbass

Horatio Cornblower

A team coached by Andy Reid is devolving into an undisciplined mess? What is this, Thanksgiving family dinner at his house?

ArmedandHammered

He recently found out he not only needed to be a coach but a father figure as well to the team.

rockingdog

Found a funny:

When you’re trying to come up with a fake name to tell the mall cop after he caught you stealing from Spencers

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Redshirt

This is the most flags I’ve seen on Kansas City this decade.

jjfozz

“I came home today and your dog was sitting on the couch with an empty tub of butter and an empty tub of cream cheese on either side of her.”

LemonJello

“Please tell me she didn’t get into the bourbon!”

Unsurprised

It’s better than an empty peanut butter jar and contented wife on either side.

Last edited 7 months ago by Unsurprised
Gumbygirl

Ewwww! (I laughed)

jjfozz

I bow to you sir.

Unsurprised

BWAHAHAHA!

Doktor Zymm

Flag day!

Redshirt

Okay, good hustle by Mahomes on that one. I’ll give it him.

Sharkbait

Right? That was an impressive recovery

jjfozz

Yes Chris, that’s a great play by a qb who fucked it up in the first place. God I wish I could shove an entire box of brillo pads down your throat, follwed by a gallon of bleach.

Redshirt

Um, did they explain to the Punter that the ball has to go over the crossbar and not under it like Soccer?

rockingdog

Wait are the colts actually good?? 🏈

That seems Rocking!

Sharkbait

Daniel Jones being good the second he leaves New York is hilarious

Unsurprised

Like Stafford and the Lions. Or anyone and the Lions.

RIP Sanders and Megatron.

Last edited 7 months ago by Unsurprised
Horatio Cornblower

I was about to turn this atrocity of a game off and go look for porn on one of the streaming services, but now I’m sticking around to see off Travis Kelce loses his shit and punches Andy Reid out.

Sharkbait

You’re telling me you don’t have multiple monitors?

jjfozz

Yeah, what hte fuck is this, amateur hour?

Horatio Cornblower

Oh, and I was the asshole a week ago because I had Applebees money.

Unsurprised

We don’t just have standards. We have double standards.

LemonJello

Still flaunting that in our faces, I see.

Horatio Cornblower

/ostentatiously wipes face with Applebees napkin next to a big bag of take-out.

No, why?

LemonJello

Did you at least bring Lowratio the kids menu without completing the maze this time?

Horatio Cornblower

Absolutely. That guy from Lions isn’t the only one who can bite the hell out of kneecap.

litre_cola

Wait, you can afford Applebee’s over Olive Garden? Ooh lala

Unsurprised

He would quickly learn how brutally aggressive walruses can be.

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